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Remember the "mom'isms" that shaped your childhood? (Yes, I realize some of you adults are still being shaped by mom.) Confused about what I am referring to? Take a peek at my list: {{truncated}} Still with me? Good! It appears that Mom forgot to tell us three additional important things: 1....

Mark Edwards wrote: There is a pretty little girl cat who has started coming to our door in the afternoons. She has black fur and white paws, and is about two years old. I call her clown girl because she is such a silly girl. Every now and then, she will come to...

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Mark Edwards wrote in : Here's another funny cat picture - these gfuys have obviously formed their own gang: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/yummysu****oo/Macros/youreajet.png

I just got a call from Pam. She wants everyone to know she was released from the hospital today and is at home. She said she likes the green grape walls the kids painted and she has her new bed. She said that Tanada hissed at Wamcee (the pretend cat that Julie sent) and then ran away. Merlin...

They are both eating and using the litterbox so I am relieved of my main concern. I guess they are getting a _little_ more relaxed with me around but there is a way to go. At this point since they eat and "go" I don't mind. To be honest considering their altenative I would be ok if they...

I can't believe it's been 6 years (almost) that I found two tiny helpless-as-themselves kittens abandoned by their feral MamaKat in one of out basement window wells (she moved the other 3). Sadly, one was sickly and wouldn't eat, so our TED kindly euthanized her (at no charge), but the other,...

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