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Earthquake Monsters Again! by
Seanette Blaylock
There was an earthquake monster tonight! About an hour ago, the floor
shook! Dad's so dense sometimes that he didn't notice anything, but
Mom did. Earthquake monsters worry her, and I don't like that.
Felix, who prefers that floors not move
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Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
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Earthquake Monsters! by
Seanette Blaylock
We had *earthquake* monsters here today!!! Mom came home pretty shaky,
and this was about eight hours *after* those monsters visited, and I
didn't like it AT ALL!!!!
Felix, indignant
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Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
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earthquake site by
Mishi[_2_]
Here is a site that shows where and when an earthquake is located:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/
Big one (5.9) off the coast of N. California this afternoon!
Mishi
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Easy Money by
MChavers2002
HOW TO MAKE THOUSANDS DOING NOTHING AT ALL
1.
Keep in mind that everything stated below is 100% legal as stated by the U.S.
Post Office. A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like
you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could
make thousands of...
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eatink da oystzers by
Gramby
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on the
head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi mine...
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Eer tufftz...odd or same...tally...refurreshmintz by
Sylvia M
I yam not tuu shur if dere ar styll enny moor memfurrz,
Seben anzwert. I thot dere weer moor.
Huu remfurrz moor?
heer ar 8 Mousesikulz©
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January 16th 08 12:40 AM
by Adam
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eester bunni by
John Ross Mc Master
as sekritari of fudz i haff announce mint. i haff captured da eeester
bunni becauz i need more fudz. da bunni says she has eggies somewhere
and shell giff me sum if i releese her.
i am catfuzed. if i releeses bunni and don'ty git eggies, i lost. shud
i eet the bunny or trust the bunni will giff me...
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EEstur anna bunneez by
[email protected]
Hookay, gize. I'ze mustardin' da troops tew patrol fur dat EEstur
Bunny giy. Weusses don lyke da ideer uv sum offer animule kummin'
intew ower houz anna hydin' stuffs. He got past usses fur da last
fyve yeers, but dis tyme, weusses iz goona ketch him! Dis iz da plan:
Orangie, yew watch furum da...
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Eestur Bunney? by
Adam
Ize NOT dressing up as a lady bunnee tu attract da Eestur Bunney. Let
sum uthur kitty do it dis yeer. Not me not me not me nefur again!!!
Allegra, rememfurring last yeer
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eestur bunni gaff me toona eggies by
John Ross Mc Master
da eestur bunni kame bak after i letted herself escaype and she lleft
me a giunt toona eggie. no shocklate, chust toona. so itz gudgud i
letted bunni go.
did da bunni leaff you eggies or toonas?
beauty
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Eestur gweetingz! by
Mlle. Anaïs
HiHi kitteez!
Happy Eestur to dose uv yew who celebrate itzownself!
I'ze myownself iz gonna be strollin inna da parade down Fifth Avenoo
anna invitz any kitteez who wantz to cum to Mew Yawk City to stroll wit us.
After dat, we'ze cud goze to Chinatown fur dinner. Y'kno dese
restaurantz dere haff...
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Eevnin hokkee game by
Sundance[_2_]
Itz an eksitin eevnin neer at owrown howse. Rebecca an me iz playin kittee
hokkee wif da treet ball. To make it ekstra challinjin, weze playin in da
kichen whare derez alwaze da danjer uv bumpin into da wadder bowl an
kreeaytin a wadder hazard. Meowmie likez it when we duz dat, we know she...
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Efferyfing OK butted da Bear rund outa da frunt dour by
Will in New Haven
Sinse effereekittee but mineself iz on ad kruze, I fink dey otta
gnow.
da Bear gotted out wile da gnice are-condishuning man wuz workin in da
hous. Mommy Mickey yelled four Uncl Bill an RUND out wiff da weesh.
Uncl Bill tol me GNOT twoo com out wiff himself.
Butted da Bear was nex dour at da...
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efil eifil blood steeler by
Stormmee
dat ted steeled mine blood agin today den hadda nerf ta say i mine own
bootiful three kulured suf faled her stupin hoonon tezt, now i hastsa take a
whole pillee thingy efuri day instead of onli a haffa one, GRRR OEJ
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Efurrybuddy!Aren't we at Zachary's Pardee??!! by
Arlene Knop
Hey! That wuzn't much of a selebrayshun fur sumbuddy who just turned
twelf!! I wanna eat and dance and ride on thuh motorcycul.
Here, Zach, I brot yew a Harlee fur yer twelf birfday!
Greetchen Marie, wundering ware thuh partee went
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Efurrykitty stay safe and warm, please! by
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
I know dat some ub usses lib where it is coldcold. Dis morning just
outside Chicatgo da furmometer reads 0, an da weather lady sez da
windchill is -18. An some ub you lib where it is even colder!
So efurrykitty (an efurrydoggy, too) please stay safe an warm.
Sammy
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Eggciting afternoon by
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Talk 'bout a 'citing afternoon!
Dis mornin da tempachoor was kinda high. It was in da high 70's when mineown
Paw lefted fur work. An da hoomidity was high, too. So Paw left da air
conditioner set to keep da house from getting too hot. All day da sun was
shining and da sky was purty clear.
Den...
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by Cory
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Eggsitement at Ower Hous by
Cheryl[_5_]
I went Out yesturday!!! Meomie squeeled wif delite - she seems abit
stressed out so she needed a distrakshun. She went up anna down thu
street peekin undur naybours steps an sayin 'HEEEEERE KITTY! HEEEEERE
SAM!'. Blak catz is rilly hard tu spot inna dark, but I did let hur see
me wunce or...
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December 1st 11 08:32 PM
by Meowy
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