Now tummies full, I organize nu fun aktivity just SE of Lake Louise: da 1st annual Barff in Banff! Who joyn me? Louise (not Lake), ready

Hihi *ahem* Ize lukkin fur a luffurly laydee kittee tu erkumpenny me..... *blush* Clarence (howpin) -- http://uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/blurbubble

Well, Fred went out today for about the 5th time and was finally able to dig Jetadiah's box from underneath the workshop. It had ice in it under the insulation and it was sitting on a block of ice. But there was no Jetadiah in the box and no Jetadiah under the workshop. He has just disappeared. ...

Pleese purr fur our frend Jeter, who crossed thuh Bridge today. You may rememfur his brother Beavis, who crossed tha Bridge last munth, and his daddie found him, gone. Tha same fing happend to Jeter dis morneng. His mom is sososo sadd. LeO, sadd to loose four frends dis monf

Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez. Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff. Wy cant kitteez do dat? Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat wudn DO...

Jingle Bells by Galen, December 1996 Dashin fru da howse Rownd 6 or so AM Goin reelreel nuts Kawz we kant opin kans! Da fudfud smellz reel gud Da teskchur iz just rite How gud it wud be in my tum... Oh! Haff we tryd a knife?!

Meow! My name is Tina Marie. I am a three-year-old Maine Coon cross, and I'd like to apply for a job with the Maine Coon Patrol. I have large paws to crush greeblings with, and a long fluffy tail to dust with fingerprints with. Sincerely, Miss Tina Marie

This update is to remind everybody in the Community that Community purrs really do work! My Meowmie had her insurance license tests this morning, and she felt very unprepared and scared. But thanks to all the purrs of the community (and her hard studying, of course) she passed both parts! So...

Da Gramby has a spezial fren who haz ben out of a toona plaze for a whilez. Dem haz a jobz innerfu diz weekz. Pleaze purr and pray dat dem getz da job, dem needz it. O T, Willow, Piglet, Lewi, Sassy, Sadie and da 4 outside cats forming a purr zirkle for diz fren.

Fangu allz 4 ur purrz. Da innerfeu went gudgud. Der will be anofther onez and we will purrs for dat one too. I willz tell u when ta purr for dat one. Fangu againz. O T getting up to stretch after the long purr session.

Happy Saturday, everyone. Some of you may not know this, but for the past four months - exactly four months to the day - I was working at a small but chaotic law office. Yesterday, I got fired (let go, dismissed, whatever). They needed someone who could answer the phone, take care of clients,...

Meowmie Debby lost her job yesfurday, at the community center. The official reason given was that she couldn't multi-task in a hectic environment. Meowmie Debby suspects it's really because the fiscal year was coming to an end, and there just weren't enough toonas to keep her. She's disappointed,...

I want to thank all of you, human and feline alike, for your job purrs. I haven't found anything yet, but I have achieved a goal I set for myself, going on what averages out to be an interview a day since I lost my job almost two weeks ago. Also, the COBRA paperwork is in the mail, so my...

"Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Trudi's ears perk up, Did yourownsef say babykitty might wanna work atta spa??? Dis wuuld be nicenice, err I meanz, It would add a lot err, *GIANT BLUSH* I gotta go now, Trudishowing her...

Cinder and Beauty approach Joey and Bear with small bokses behind their backs. joey, here is your present! beauty Bear, here is yours. Cinder Cinder and Beauty wait for them to unwrap the presents.

This is Cinder and Beauty. We wud be so happi to haff you wiff usses at the Kissamouse Pawty.

Frum Cinder and Beauty. I have a red ribbon on my tale! Cinder

This is a message from the Pussy Liberation Front! Yes it is! So Stop giggling at the back! Our struggle is just! If you want to see our top secret website, which is SECRET, go to: www.ipussy.co.uk There you will see a website for a stupid magazine book thing for cats by some stupid pals of ours...

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Meow Kitties! Itz a Fwench nashional holliday (aka: Bastille Day), so letz sellebrayte! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs