Yazturday da nize mayelman deliffurred yur sweet kard tu mine heowze. Did meowmee tewll me? Did hur opin it furr me? Wadda yuz tink? NO! Hur didunt! Nottid tyll diz mornink! Yur preshuz furrz hadda stay in jayle anudder nite. Wewl, dunt wurree, I wyll sleep wif yur purdy ornj furrz unner...

Da scariest fing happened today - we had a EARFQUAKE! A really big one! Dis afternoon we was all doing our usual stuff. Cleocatra was in da bedroom window on greebling sentry duty, Amelia was in da livig room window doing d-thing and miniature human lookout duty, Tabifa was in da security center...

Hihi diz iz O T anna dere we wuz sittink on da kouch. Me anna Willow on da bak anna Piglett in da chair akroz da rum. Gramby was sittink on da kouch side diz strange man. We likez himself but him sure iz liddle for a hoomanz. Him is a liddle taller dan her iz and she is a bit fluffier. Him...

Dere's nuffin, dere's nuffin Dere's nuiffin but a nuffin. Dere's nuffin, dere's nuffin Dere's not a fing at all. Now weez reeli sad. TuTu

Luk heer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK2dwTVi-aQ We shud awl git owr hoominz to git iPadz an git dis game! It will keep owrown huntin skillz sharp. Sundance

In da buk "To Seigh Nuffink ob da Dog," Connie Willis sez dat cats are exTINK. Diss is jus gnot troo. Wee is awl aroun. Connie Willis muss be misinformd. Uncl Bill sez it is a furry, furry gud buk an

aldo I don' fink it wurks. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/b640/ -- WooToo

mmmm:/ daaaaa teee veeeeee izn't bing gud GnyhoooWoooL iz bak un gnow.. hissssspit at comcats!! dew u git tew wach sum kartoonz on da tee vee? meowmie n pawpaw wike tew luk at Souf Perk, dey waffed and waffed at da eprsode whur Kenny was 'Cheezing' dew yew gnow wat dat iz? nebber mynd. Dey...

I do. Meowmie n I share sum yogurt n hur favurite flavur iz peach but paw gut sum razberry n et wuz gudgud tew. Wat iz yer favurit flavur uf yogurt? TED sayed et iz gudgud for my tummy tew. nosepoinks & headbonks Mosey --waching Footurama

This may be old news to some but our local paper ran an article about this today. This is the first I heard of it and figured I would send it along for anyone else who never heard of this. Dewey the cat was found as a kitten in a library book return box in nasty weather but ended up living for 19...

Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats." Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...

We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note...

I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin, sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and gnodded two her as a...

da hoomanz iz pakin stuffz agin anna i seed da xtry fud bowlz, i iz notted likin diz, why duz dey hafta leaf so i kant pozt, oh well i will juzt danz wif mizz lucy till dey getz bak, Chester the disgruntled ingester

owr hoomanz will be gone fur a while, butted we won't be tootoo mad, jzt sad, dey iz goin to deir friendz howze kuze der friendz wink pazzed away anna she iz sadsad anna so iz furry anna soft, Trudi

On aminal plamet rite now. Dey shud gnot DO dat too da pour babeez. -- WooToo

I used to fink dat mine hoomins was good hoomins, but now I'z not so sure. Mine Paw put me in da kitty box yesfurday and taked me for a ride in da liddle truck. Him taked me to a place dat smelled like udder animals, den he LEFT ME wif dem! Dey stuck sharp fings in me, den I went to sleep. When I...

Tudai mai hoomin went tu get sum fudz fur myownself, frum da bigbig bag uf kibbelz, anna him said sum bery, bery bad wurdz, win him seed dat mowsiez had chewed der wai intu da bag uf mai fudz, anna dey EETED MAI FUDZ. mai hoomin hadda frow awai da fudz, beclaws da mowsiez had da nerf tu leeve...

Awn Aminul Planet rite gnow. And dey wuv rselves. Wee iz sweet-tempurd, calm an byootiful. -- Maggy May

I jus TASTED da goggie fudz. Jes wunce, mebbe twice, and dey all waffed at myseff. Diss is gnot acceptabobble. -- SqueakyToy