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dear jack abowt da winkin by
Storrmmee
i wuz thinkin efin do we wanted a small ceremonee, sinze ursef haza new
babycat mayhapz she mite liksa be da flower kittee so she can feel purt offa
ceremonee? Trudi
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Dis is silli Meomie! by
rafflescat
Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt
speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video
funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie
starrin me. I dont fink so!
She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand
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Fwum mai Purrsunal Dyery by
Meowy
Fwum mine Purrsunal Dyerry
Yesfurday. Afdur mine yoozhuel dinner, ai wuz gafe da a wunnderful
deesert. Itted wuz shredd woast beef hot fwum da uhfin.
Yesfurday, Eefnink. ai weeseeved a wuvwy bwoo wose fwum mine sweet
wink, Mosey.
Tewday, Mornink. ai weseeed a byootiful wed wose fwum mine...
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Happi Purrday Mawrrch Kitties! by
Shadow Scott
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
March 2008
1 - Spot
2 - Cousin Roscoe
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Three lawz fur hoominz by
Sundance[_2_]
Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.
1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...
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Dere hur goze uhgin! by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
On Furrrrzzday meowmee iz gonna go uhway uhgin.
Pawpaw izza gudgud feedur, buttid wunt pozt attawl.
Meowmee iz goin tu Lost Wayguz tu see Da Bet Mydlur Sho.
Hur wyll awlzo feed da slot masheenz an hurzelf,
an fower uder laydeez wyll du da sayme.
Hur iz olny gonna be gon furr twu nitez an twee...
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JB2018 Tribyoot to Mamacita by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
I never knowed Mamacita purrsonally, but I did smell herownself on Meowmie occasionally. She wuz a furry purrty calico girlkitty. (I know cuz I seed picherz of herownself on da Innernet.) She livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, an she luvved Meowmie to pik her up an hold her when Meowmie...
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shaky nite by
Me
Der we waz, sleepin peecefully all ofur meowmie, wen da bed started
shakin. Snowflake tuk a flyin leep off meowmies soft parts, an Booker an
I went on periskope alert. Den da hoominz woke up an sayd we had an
eerthqwake. Dat waz fun!
Chappy
Hoomin note: I'm not sure if the quake woke me up, or...
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry by
Granby
Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt
Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge
kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz.
Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted
it...
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Da Grambyz all happi by
Granby
Da gramby gotted a paperz ta sign so one of her poemz kud be pritned in a
bookz. No toonaz but her is glad dem liked it anywayz. O.T. purring for
gramby.
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Hey Ranger from Pipps by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit
wiff meh.
ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown
wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz.
Pipps ---hopeful
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Mine Ackwuzshizshun Day iz Sunday!!! by
Pit2nya[_3_]
Sunday iz da annipurrsurry day ov mine 15th yeer of beink wiff Meowmee an PawPaw.
I wuz 'doptid frum Kitty Rescue on Decempurr 29th ov 2004, 15 yeerz ugo!
I snifft da "NUTRO 2 PAK OF CUTS IN GRAVY", dat I wyll get az a speshul treet on Sunday, an da twu dry foodz pakagez dat Meowmee bot at...
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Ping Trudi by
Gramby
http://www.kilts-n-stuff.com/ladies-kilts/wedding-kilt/?source=adwords&gclid=COXzv9Dj66wCFc7AKgodCCI7JA
De abof webbiesite iz 4 ur wedwink dreez. It iz mad in Skotland, I cheked
da "Gordon ancient Dress" pattern ta b uzed. I haff grambys kredit kard
annd u may haff tu sen Furry's 2. Da...
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Umm. ropute 66 trip? by
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
"cshenk"
It just sort of ended.'
Nope, it didn't just end. At least I hope not.
Mosey
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Harri the first days part II by
Miss Violette
This must be the in, I likez dat itsa warm, anna I likez da fud, I waz
right, part of the man hooman waz tuna kitty fud smell, I likez dat dey
gived me a place fur mine litter but itz kinda wierd to go inna same plaze
alla time kauz inna out we didnt do dat, butted i juz uz da cornerz anna...
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Tayle Purroblems by
Cheryl[_5_]
I wuz sittin here mindin myne own bizness wachin thu pooter wen Sam
started usnin myne tayle like a toy! He evun tryied tu bite it! I
snarled atted him an ranned away, butted he chased me. Thiz is notted
his furst offens. He likes chasin myne tayle, wich is a furry bootiful
fluffy tayle if I...
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Sekrit Santa by
dsh-diva
Meowmie finully let us opin owr pakig frum owr sekrit santa!! What
fantabulous wonders we found in der!! We gotted lots of treats (Furry
Yummy) and a coolcool teeser onna stik in Christmas colors, and da most
funnest fing,.... a boogie mat!!!! weze heard about dem, but haff
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New Catmerica Pawficer? by
Freddie Buffcat
Miz Grand Poobah, I'z would like to respectfully request da creation of
a new pawficer in the Catmerica government - Ambassador to Out Cats.
Most of us here is In Cats, an haf nice, comfy lives. Some, though,
don't haf that and haf to live in the Out. Fings is rough dere - hard to
find food,...
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PING Ranger frum Pipps by
Mosey =^..^=[_9_]
oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai
um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo
hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch
ahem..
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps...
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