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Dellinkwent Hoomin by
Cheryl[_5_]
Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo
has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing
but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us.
I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur,
spayshully wen she is onna...
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Mineown Harri by
Granby
Myown harri sended me a ghift to mine houze wiff Unkle Dan and Aunt Nancy.
It waz a mousie dat soundz like itself haz a mousie in its tummie. I luffs
itself and am still playink wiff it.
Dan and Nancy, Lee and Robert were here today. Just seeing them made me
feel better. We went out to eat...
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mozey's howze need bigbig purrz by
Stormmee
sum of youcatz may haz notized dat mozey haz notted posted lately... diz iz
beclawz hiz meowmie has hadda veri serious healf issue which cauwzed hersef
to be hurted... her iz notted dowin veri well anna dey needsa lotsa purrz
fur hersefta getz betterer.
Tiger fur hiz howze wif all catz purrin...
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Okupayshunal hazzards... by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow!
So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink
da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff,
and he clozes da door an loks me inside!
I wuz trapped!
And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate
Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't...
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Confirmation Hearing by
ChildFree23[_2_]
Purresident/Grand Poohbah Loveable Louise,
I've completed the background check on Tiger. Should we have a
confirmation hearing?
Respectfully meowed,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 4
Sheriff Of Catmerica
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anthrax by
Shylock
Hello,
Itis not "hinni flu" itis Anthrax. I had kittens dropping like flies
with it. I myself was put on Cipro a couple weeks ago, and a week ago
(at the emergency room, was put on ??? for a "sore throat
(strep.)" (that wound up in my chest?) . . . really . . . believe
that one and they will tell...
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November 29th 09 02:59 PM
by meport
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Happy Fangskiffing by
Will in New Haven
Wee iz fankful in diss hous beclaws Sunrise, r sisfer an fren, is
still wiff usses an seems awl betterer and beclaws efferywun rite now
is helfy and gonna eet wotsa goodies. Wee wish da bess for awl ub
yoons too.
Efferybuddy gif fanks an purr four doze dat gneed it, exPESSHully...
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November 28th 09 04:33 PM
by Booker
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We won't be abul to post fur a wile affur Friday by
Sundance[_2_]
On Friday, mose uv da furnichurz an fingz iz being taked owt uv da howse so
dat sum asbestusmonsterz kan be remooved. Dat will inklood da pooter, so we
purroblee wont be abul to post fur a kupple uv weeks or so. Da sekkaterry
mite be abul to send emalez to let peepulz know whutz goin on, but she...
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November 28th 09 04:31 PM
by Booker
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We iz konspirazy! by
The Fur Conspiracy
Preepp?
Hi efurrywun. We iz now a reel konspirazy here agin Daddy sez.
I iz Ms Chessie, da kaliko kitty.
I am Ms Misty, da kitty of manny kolorz.
We iz nine weekz owld sinze da ate-teenft of Septemberr. An
Wensdday da twenny-fiff of November iz now owr Truehome Day.
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Diss Morning by
Will in New Haven
Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin
too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her
claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all
twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh.
Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and...
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November 27th 09 12:00 AM
by MeOwy
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Happy Turkeybird day! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow kitties,
And a Happy Turkeybird day to awl ob yoo!
May yur hoomanz put owt a plate fur eech an ebery
won ob you!
--
Purrs,
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Repurrt frum jale, too daze befur Fangkzgibbing by
Sundance[_2_]
Not much noo to repurrt today. Da kittee jale iz almoss full up now, kuz
hoominz is shirkin dereown dooteez an goin away fur da hollyday wifowt dere
kitteez. Meowmie sed it mite be longer now befur she kan vizzit agin, kuz uv
da TED bein klozed on Fangksgibbing, an kuz she haz to be home fur sum...
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Purrs for my Friend's Missing Cat please by
Will in New Haven
One of my oldest friends on the internet is named Teresa, although I
have always called her Pixelmeow. Her cat is on a walkabout and she is
very worried.
"Get your furry butt home, Mocha."
--
Will in New Haven
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November 25th 09 01:33 AM
by Gandalf
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Ping Mme Anais by
Granby
Diz iz Willow long wiff Piglett. We knowx diz iz da firstiz day u iz by
urselfz for awhilez. Your hooman started dat new Toona plaze diz day. If u
getz lonesomez, let uz know anna u kan port ofver here or we kan kom dere.
Buted, maybee u iz joyink being by urselfz after him haz vaded ur spaze...
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Repurrt #2 frum jale by
Rebecca[_2_]
Evin tho Sundance an me iz kurrintlee stayin wif Hercule in Furrance, today
we had to port bak to da jale fur a wile kuz Meowmie kame fur anudder
vizzit.
Meowmie bringed me a kittee pad dat I likez to sleep on at home. At furst, I
purrtendid to be furry upsetted wif her, an juss growled an...
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November 22nd 09 03:07 AM
by MeOwy
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PING: Sekrit Santa Coordinator by
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
Did you get my request to be on the Kissamouse Card list? It was sent
to you from a different address than last year.
Thank you,
Debby Hanoka
dhanoka at gmail dot com
dhanoka at earthlink dot net
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R Fren Basho is going to da Brij by
Will in New Haven
Basho don' haff sumwun to typebite on diss gnoosgroop butted hee is a
wunnerful kittee an it is time for himseff to go too da Brij. Yoons
can reed about it an lite a candle on rcpa. I am cryin.
--
Maggy May
Da cole breez rizes
Sew seek a better spot an
Go wen it is time to.
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ONLY 5 MORE DAYS TO SIGN UP FOR SEKRIT SANTA!!!!! by
Sekrit Santa Coordinator
IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!!
Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 38 days
away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the
holidays and also time to sign up for the 13th annual Sekrit Santa.
If you sign up for Sekrit Santa, you will be given the...
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Repurrt frum jale by
Sundance[_2_]
Today we getted a breef repreev when Meowmie kame to da jale. I thot she had
seed the errer uv herown wayz an wuz goin to take ussez home, but no such
luk! She juss vizzited fur a wile an den left ussez dere agin. At leest she
letted ussez owt uv da jale sellz fur a wile.
I manijed to akwire...
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Miaou, Mlle. Rebecca! by
Hercule Lenoir[_3_]
Miaou!
How eez eet zat yoo are een jayl?
Zoo, mine sweet! How eez yourownself?
Heer, I broght yoo sum sooshi and a nice bottle ov
sum light ale. And a liddle framboise tart for zee
dessert.
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