Hihi diz iz O T anna we kan do like Unkle Bill duz, call da turkee cookink perzon on da phonee and haff dem delifver a mealz. Pig kan get grambys kredit kard ta pay for itselfz.

Oh no! Amelia? Tabitha? Harri? HRH Cleo? Ranger? Does this mean I'm a widow-kitty? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney (for now)

Where are our kitties going to come from? Cloning? --

Well I got the last stray that I am absolutely sure was a stray and he went up for adoption at the local Society. There are 2 more that I think are strays but they come couple times a week and look like they have a shelter someplace and look in fairly good shape then there are the mouchers that I...

Yep, Big Red was stalking me and racing around as soon as he saw I had some Roundtable chicken wings. I couldn't even eat them at the table because he looked like he was planning a pounce onto my plate, I had to go into my bedroom and shut the door while fighting to keep him out. I had to hide the...

Letted usses giff fanks dat da hoomins got da possubal fums, so dat wee don' gotta do gno wurk. -- WooToo an Maggie May an Sunrise an Missy an Da Bear (a d*g) oh, an Wascal jus dropt in an agrees

i yam beauty your sekretary of fudz. if any hoomins hold back on fudz fanksgivink letted me know. the brave sherriff will be called to arrest your hoomins and fluffykits will giv you fudz.

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar d*ggies an eated it hisownself. Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent...

Offishul Purresidental appoyntments: Wascal Sec'y of the Exterior Beauty Sec'y of Foods Efektiv immedatly! Who want b Diplocat & to where? "Lovable Louise"

Mine Sammy brofur still hasn't comed home. We'z all still purrin, an Meowmie an Paw is still visitin da shelter and puttin up posters all over da place, but no news yet. Harri

My mommy wecently saw de cutest widdle kitten in de window of de mall pet shop an wuz sooo tempted to buy it. She eben named it - Snowball (it wuz a white kitten). It wooked at her wid big bloo eyes an meowed an meowed at her, an wuz callin out to her. But she resisted cuz she tawt it mite not get...

can anyone here advise? Lee was a frequent poster in another group, then seems to have vanished. She used to post as Miss Violette and I believe she was active here too. We hope she is OK. Val

Las nite Meomie wuz lukin fur hur dansin shoos. They iz furry lite shoos like slippurs, and she had them onna Satturday cuz thu dans groop haadda soshul dans, an she wuz goin round befur the regyoular dans on Monday sayin I memfurs putting them in a spayshul playse so I wudnt lose them, onna...

Almost no posts - why iz it so kwiet??? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.� Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

They are up for 'doption to onetruehomes and after over a week, none of them are 'dopted yet! Purrs that they are all in onetruehomes and FAST. Cinder and Beauty

Meowmiez laptop iz gibbing hurself trubble n haf da time hur e-mayles dunt go fru anna hur iz gettin furry mad wif it. Granby, did yew git hur Happy Belated Birthday e-mayle hur sent yew? Anti Debby, cud yew pweeze sent Meowmie a emayle to wiff a Cc...

PLEASE BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. THERE ARE NO JUST WORTH STUDIES THAT PROVE THIS. And the only study that was done was based on biased information. So take your BULL **** else where

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 39 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the 12th annual Sekrit Santa. If you sign up for Sekrit Santa, you will be given the...

My brother Pat has quite an assortment of kitties that are now coming by his place regularly for food. One of them, nicknamed "Beat-to-hell Cat", is a tom who obviously lived a hard life. He's missing half one ear, has scars all over his face, etc. For the first few weeks he was eating at Pat's...

I just read read the following in the alt.obituaries group and thought I would post it here along with a request for purrs for it on it's final journey. There are really some sick SOBs out there!! http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/cityregion/s_595504.html