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"The Trouble With Pussy" by
[email protected]
http://www.foolangel.com/Projects.html
https://www.fundable.com/groupactions/groupaction.2009-01-18.9121285258
Hey there!
PLEASE BE WARNED, if you are the sort of person that only wishes to
use money to make more of it then more power to you- sincerely -
however this particular opportunity will...
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'bandonment! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow kitties,
I just herd da hooman tawkin on da
tele-ringy-fing and he's goink to abandon me nekst
week!
It seems dat he fown a noo toona place, and will
be goink dere instead ob stayink at home wif myown
bootiful seff!
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'Doption Purrs Worked!!!!!! by
John Ross Mc Master
A human is coming for Percy and Archie a bit after 12 noon Pacific.
They are good people.
Percy and Archie will have a forever home for the rest of their lives!
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'lection extra by
John Ross Mc Master
i yam runnink for sekretary of fudz. i love all fudz and support
kittie's rights to eet fudz whenever they want. if it is too late to
run i will ask the purresident fur the job.
beauty
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'MELIA!! by
blurbubble
Oh wear iz mine Amelia? Ize bin awae fur so long (gifs Meowmie a disdaynfool
glair) Ize rilly howpin yuze not fownd anufur gentallcat tu be yor speshull
furrend *sniffle* Ize finkin bowt you orl da tiem *blush*....
Clarence xx
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http://stores.ebay.co.uk/GLITTER-AND-GLAM
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'merginci TED by
Miss Violette
der I was mindin myown business, when I hurked up and cried a little anna
furry soft and dat visitin kitten snached mysef anna taked me to da merginci
ted!!! Her did rude stuffz to me anna gived me fluid anna decided I was jus
hafin a upsetted tummy, I am gonna really hurke today when dey isa...
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June 29th 04 03:43 PM
by Carol
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'nouncink owr wedwink! by
Mlle. Anaïs
Hi Efurrykittee,
Tiger haz asked me, ann I'ze haf akcepted! We'ze settid da date fur Joon
fifth uv nekst yeer, da day between owr birfdayz!
I'ze a happy kittee!
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Purrs,
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'NOUNZEMENT by
Stormmee
I wuz so kute today dat da hoomanz gived mine name onna emailz,
Stormmee, 'SERTIN her little 11 ounce self!!!
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'Nowncemint by
Stormmee
mine hoomin haz imfurmed mineownsef dat her haz no efficint way ta put da
emailz addrezzes bak inna book addrezz buk, ifin you wantsa talkta soft
inna emailz purleze send hersef a email wif put me in inna subject anna her
can get yoursef init dat way... OEJ not thinkin dat soft iz veri smurt...
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'porting ofur to 'Toonya's shower! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow 'Toonya!
How iz yur mouf feelink? Bedder, I hopes! Heerz a shower prezzie fur
you!
Iz da Fluffykitz girlz heer yet? I cud uze a nip-colada and chips 'n'
dip.
I see dat da boyz is off on sum 'venture; I'z gonna whap Tiger on da
hed if'n he gets in any trouble - he was missink fur a long,...
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll
port to Key West!
Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to
be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and
cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs.
Ummm dis...
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'tempted ta 'scape by
Miss Violette
last night Iz trida ta 'scape. Furry hadda back door open anna he thinked
we was all shutted inna bedroom. When he litted hisown face onna fire i
sneaked upta door anna started inna out... Den himself seed me anna i camed
back inna in anna he maked me go inna bedroom wif da ofur kittys,...
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'Toonya, is da booteek open? by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow, 'Toonya,
Is yoo bak frum yur hooneymoon?
We'z got a crooze planned; is da booteek open fur crooz-wear?
I'd liketa get sum Hawaiian shirtz fur mine luf.... An a few fings
fur myownself!
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'venture in da hoomins bedroom by
Karamel Koloured Kat Kollection from Katnada
Hihi! Dis Bandit.
Da man an da woman haf lettid me owt ov da bafroom an I haf da run ov
da hole bedroom. An I *do* mean run! I runrun efurrywere!
I bin up onna skwishy, soft sleepy fing wif da peeple. Furst I fited
da monsturs unner da blanket tu purrtekt dem. Dey did not lyke dat.
Den, wen da...
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(?) by
Granby
Is there something about cats can eat dog food but dogs shouldn't eat cat
food. Or, the other way around. Sadie won't eat her food but loves the dry
cat food.
She will only eat wet food and I really would like her to eat dry but she
won't eat dry dog food and I have tried three kinds.
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October 29th 08 12:32 PM
by Granby
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(Hoomin note) Friend in Wisconsin needs help! by
Batson
Hello cat lovers, I need your help!!!!
I have a friend in Oshkosh Wisconsin that is in a desperate situation. She
recently had to move her rescued animals from South Carolina to Oshkosh and
in a horrible turn of events, they were seized by the local Humane Society.
She has dedicated her life to...
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June 8th 04 09:18 AM
by Batson
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(murp) hi? by
[email protected]
a small, slim white gurl kittee with a pale, pale, pale yella tayle
peers 'round thu dooR:
(murp) hi? thu big kats sed I cud rite this time. Thu hooman whu brot
me in thiz hows kalls me Snowy. She had fixed whut wuzn't broke but
thats ok. Thare iz gud fud heer, soft places 2 sleep, & no...
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(not so) dangerous activities. by
Brian Moffet
Much like the lion tamer putting their head in the mouth of a lion.
http://dmedia.ucsc.edu/zope/bdmoffet/cat_pics/serveBinary?fn=PIcture&id=29
the story behind this is that my wife and I were cat-sitting her
brothers cat (Mocha) while he is on a ship. For Christmas last year, my
wife gave me the...
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August 30th 05 05:49 PM
by Karen
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* Letz Tayke a Twip tew thuh Moon by
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
We are pwanning to port tew da Moon n frow rox inn bwak holez n pway on awl
da fings we did B 4 n den go bak tew thuh Second World.
I fink thuh pwan iz tew port off on Caterday n we kan meet at da Lake in the
Second World and port from dere.. Mabbee sum uff thuh Second World Kitties
wood wike...
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