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Deer mizz petunia by
Storrmmee
owrz hoominz returned da ofur day wiffa beri smelli boz, dey putted da
kontintz of diz boz inna watermonzter baf wif sum stuff kalled pree soak,
anna it wz rinzed owt a few timez, den on monday da furree wented ta make da
hoominz klothez getsa watermonzter baf, himz taked diz boz an when himz...
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pway ballz!!! by
Storrmmee
As the cats see what their positions are, and the ballpark fills with
friends, well wishers and others having their own games, friends who are
with the catmunity go into the luxury box and get in line for the buffett
and drinks. the cats who are participating in the game, finish their food,...
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a side abenshure fur fudz. by
Storrmmee
so i ported home ta check onna hoominz, it wuz afur all time fur furree ta
go anna getsa softz wine, anna sinze it iz monday i knew it wuld be cheeze
nite... da furree fized da door so himz onlee hadda push itsef opin ta
return, anna soft leefed itsef dat way ta getsa fresh air in,... while dey...
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ing piglette by
Storrmmee
I wuz thinkin if efurcat dat hadda poem ursef kuld kolet dem anna putz on
one of doze fancee pishure framez whut iz letronik so dey wuld be der atta
guezt buk table fur kittes ta read? Trudi
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ping piglette by
Storrmmee
i haz now diskofured mineown datez name of howze itz baldwin, so ifin ursef
kuld chang hizown entree to Tigger howze of baldwin i wuld be mozt
'prechatif,
barbi, still shakin herown head atta meomree offa senile hoominz
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emergencee fudz fur cats anna doggie ifin ursef wantsa share by
Storrmmee
hello ucats, you know hoomins is not alwayz responsible, and den der iz
mofur nashure... so order one of deze birdeez inna box... so when da
utiliteez goez owt ur hoomin can't uze da kanopiner, simplee opin da cage
witth da latch, no thumbz reqwired, let da birrdee owt, ursef haza...
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Purrs and purrayers for my Mother, please? by
Storrmmee
we iz hopin we readz to da end of diz thread and findz she passed, OEJ
"Gandalf" wrote in message
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May I ask for some more purrs for my elderly Mother?
She has been undergoing tests, to see if she can have the...
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Harri Roadcat got her tummy rubbed by
Storrmmee
itz gud ursef iz so kind to urown gurl hoomin, storrmmee not so much
"Nancy" wrote in message
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Reporting for Harri Roadcat:
Meowmie did indeed rub my tummy. She sat in the official PawPaw
snuggle...
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April 28th 12 07:46 PM
by Gramby
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mine furree update by
Storrmmee
so furzday we getted putted inna bigbig bedrum wif owrz fudz, den we heard
da door kloze, i wuz skared an kryed beclawz i thinked dat furee wuz gowin
away agin, den da whole day went by anna finally da hoominz returned, da
soft luked beree tired anna yet hersef wuz smilin... da furree smelled...
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cheerleadin kittes!!! by
Storrmmee
diz iza siney up sheet fur da cheerleadin cwasses, purlse siney up soon
beclawz da stupid hoomin wantsa get started az soon az we piksa namez, trudi
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bazeballz team namez by
Storrmmee
I iz fillin owtta rozterz fur owrz game, anna i needsa hep pikin two team
namez, purleze suggezt whut ursef wuld likez... den we kan bote
Trudi
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trudi takes a break by
Storrmmee
Trudi climbs down from herown stool, and the boys push it back out of the
way, she says as she is getting down... I willz return wif more twibutez for
tv anna tiger but i needsa rezt beclawz i iz tired anna soft iz beri
upsetted, so i willz freturn anna doez more before da enda offa...
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oopz by
Storrmmee
mellia we iz sorree da hoomin poked da wrung button, we meanedta senda pozt
butted she sended an email, agin we iz sorree fur diz sekatari error, OEJ
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part one; please read but do not respond to by
Storrmmee
as the evening goes on, there is very much fun had by all, there is of
course the wonderful food served and enjoyed by all, the dancing on the
small dance floor set up by the band... much conversation, rum drinking and
stories of old told around the fire... closer to the end of the evening, the...
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part 2; again read but don't respond by
Storrmmee
as trudi and Jack sit on their patio and watch the stars, trudi blinks as
she sees a violet cloud cover the moon, and a light shower of gold sparkles
come from the cloud... she stares at the wonderous sight and thinks she
sees a rainbow behind the cloud, she blinks and its gone, she turns to...
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part 3; please just read by
Storrmmee
Trudi returns to the beech in jamaka, she finds rasta and petunia and
rebecca and tells them what she has learned... then she does a veyry hard
thing...
she goes to the PA system, she askes all the kittys to assemble on the beech
and gives them the news about Mme. A. while the kittys sit...
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mine big abenshure by
Storrmmee
sinze owrsefz iz home now, da soft sayz i kan tell diz storree, hersef
wulint let minesef say it before beclawz we wuz onn kruze anna she didunt
want minesef dis****in da abensure...
so on one of owrz twipz home so OEJ kuld get herown pill, i wuz lukin arownd
fur da furree, but all i seed waza...
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mine heaf repurt. by
Storrmmee
so der i wuz mindin mine own buzinezz, it wuz nitetimez so i waz hagin owt
hopin dat da hoominz wuld haffa bedtime snak, which iz uzulee sumfin uses
kittez likez... but NONONONO!!! da furee snached minesef, putted me inna
jail wif onlee waterz, anna NO FUDZ@@@@
so i komplained berree lowdelee...
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fud newz by
Storrmmee
so da furee getted mine snakz furm da ted, ursef hasgta haffa 'skriptiun fur
dem but dey sure iz tastee, owrz ted preskribed dem beclawz dey iz low fat,
low proteen anna low salt... dey iz fishee flafured anna dey iz juzt da mozt
purrfekt snkak... butted hrmph az alwayz i hadda share wiffa ofur...
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July 12th 11 12:29 AM
by Gramby
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purrs and prayers please by
Storrmmee
my neice has a month old baby, he got sick and they found he has a hole i n
his heart and menningitis, sp... could we have purss and prayers for a good
outcome. he has been transferred to the childrens hospital in st louis mo
because he is so ill the doctors/hospital near them can't do...
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