Miss Violette looks around and sees very little activity... She goes to the porter, and returns with all new decorations and balloons so the kitties can keep their pawti up but change the theme, The red heart balloons, and cupid bunting is replaced with, green,blue,silver white, and all other...

Ohhhh Looooceeeeee, I kno yur luff iz Chester, buttid wud yu mynd wawkink wiff Roscoe attid mine wedwink? I fynulee haz efurrykitty elze figgert owt. Daddel mayke: Wen I wawk deown da eyel, Pozziblee wiff, an tu be giffin away by, uh myzterry gezt, Rebecca wawkz rite in bak az mayde ov Onnur,

Found stray cat on apt. stairs. Took it in to find owner, and got bit badly. 36 hours with no sleep. 14 hours at hospital. Very bad time still have to look after cat, & keep it separate from my own. May lose finger & cannot use right hand for noew. Frad's not having any fun at all. --...

Meow Kitties! Dere'z an hooman Ebangliist Preechur dats preechin dat today iz da day ob da rapture! Lotsa hooman Ebangliists an fundymentalists iz preparink fur it. I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed dad Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

I sent this today, will keep you advised of what their answer is. Due to the current Mad Cow problems in the United States, I am very concerned about feeding my cat any cat food with beef or beef by-products in it. Can you please advise with verities of Friskies cat foods contain beef...

Wuld awl employeez pleeze chek in? We haffnt seen sum uf yu inna wyle an we need tu updayte da Purrsonel fiylez: Da laytest list uf employeez furum da Purrrsonel Offize: Dusty - Meowseur (House of Moore) Kitty Schottland - Meowsoos (House of Hanoka) Callisto - Meowsoos (House of Ritter) OEJ -...

Is it time for my bachelorette party yet? Lilith Kitten Age 3 -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

Hihi, Ize howpin dis werks, Ize bin werkin on a twibewt foto alberm fur my deeparrtid bruffur, Zachary *sniff* Howpfurrly if yuze go tu dis webblink fing yuze can orl see sum pikchurs ov him (anna ME tu!) :o) http://uk.f1.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/blurbubble Clarence (keepin his clors crosst dat it...

MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz...

The big old noisy box that blows cool air into the house quit working last week, and my sisfurs and I have been ROASTING during the day! The temperature here has been over 100 degrees Furinheit, so the hous has been really hot too. Today my purrpaw stayed home to work on his comppter and help...

HKC needs song! Ideas, anykitty? Louise, HKC Prez

Kitteez, I wud like to purrpoze dat we rekinize Unka Dan az a onorary kittee. Unka Dan haz prooved to be a eksilint slave, goin abuv an beyon to hewp ennee kittee he kan. Wun eksampul uv dis wuz when he drived a longlong way to bring Harri Roadcat to herown wuntroohome aftur Soft an Furry finded...

All ub mine family all agree dat da Community needz a Kissamouse Pawty. Dere has been much sadness and bad news lately, and a Kissmouse Pawty would allow all of ussez to relax and unwind and celebrate all da gud friends and fambly we'z gots here. So, mine handsome wink Mosey an me would like to...

Now, for the furst tyme, we are giving an award for eggselenz. This past year, Cleopatra purfekted a Time Shifting Teleporter which allowz cats not only to teleport from place to place, but from one time to another--present, future or past. In other werdz, Dyna iz not reely gonna miss thuh...

The PrincessJasmine rises to her feet, and with great aplomb waddles slowly forwards. Scusin my slowness effurybody, as you all know, I is spectin the royal kitties aenny day now. I is mentionin the lifes anna names of the two kitties wot ruled the House of Fama'aea before mineownself. They left...

HiHi, Hedbutz, Noze sniffs, anna Hi 5's to all da RPCC kittiez! I'ze sorry I hazn't posted fur such a long long time, but I haz sum pretty gud reezons. Meowmie is goin frew sum changes (onna count of bein OLD) anna is kinda fragile sumtimes and will get positifly rainy (much more sloppy than...

I put a picture of my new kitty, Lorelei, he http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/5160068465_9ff53fdf13_b.jpg I think she's very pretty :) Gandalf

This is a memorial to little bit of joy in our world that met her end on the busy street in front of our house. She was part of a litter born to a neighbor's cat last fall. The neighbors didn't seem to care much about what happened to the cats. We called her Fluffy, because she had a gorgeous...

Tuday is mine furrday!!! Meowmee baykt mee uh Furrday kayke. Heer it iz. Itza carob kayke, tayztz lyke chawkalate, wiff wippykreem onnit, an pouncy sprinkelz tuu.!! Huu wantz uh peeze???? Dyna, awl x-sited tu be sixz yeerz yung.

Iowna and Cash watch as Daisy-chan softly out as Proud Mary streams across the radio. She starts soft and low then Iowna joins in and they get hard and rough.... Tails flashing and booties wriggling to the beat, Cash just grins... As the song ends, Cash says 'you lovely ladies need a night out...