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da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass by
Storrmmee
Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the
gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have
one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the
center of the ruum and nownces...
ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat...
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Pardiii Timez-Tyme fur Lattes by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
After every kitty is getting tipsy from the wonderful drinks that
Cybčle & Oriane have served to us all, I think we need some lattes.
Mosey ports back home and gets his big latte machine, and asks, who would
like a Cappuccino or a Latte?
What's the difference?
A Latte has coffee and more milk...
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We iz juss tryin to hewp by
Sundance[_2_]
Whut wif Meowmie'zown noo liddle tummee, she haz to eet fudz mor timez a day
dan befur. We kno dis iz a terrybul burdin, an we wantz to hewp by sharin
it. Derefore, we iz willin to eet mor timez a day, too. Howsumeffur, Meowmie
duz not unnerstan an iz still givvin ussez fudz only two timez a...
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Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da...
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Dat mowsie almoss gitted myown brekfist! by
Rebecca[_2_]
Today when I gotted myown brekfist, served az uzual on da kichen kownter,
dere wuz a toy mowsie up dere! Dat mowsie wuz tryin to eet myown fudz! Well,
dat wuz juss not asseptible, so I had to fite dat mowsie to git it off uv da
kownter. I fited furry furryuslee, but I winned da battle, an da...
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Ping Unkle Bill by
Gramby
Kud u pleeze update uz on how Auntie Micki iz doing? We wud like ta know
afore we goes for da open houze at Chester and da gangz houze. Willow
checking her ever present note book for important things.
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UPDATE ON CLEO GORDON by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Oh hai
ai jest wwunted tew let yew noe dat wee Cleo Gordon, from Scotland, got'
fixed dat wuzn't.tutored broken' n hur is fyne,
but hur Meomie Bess iz sewtyred frum wurking, dat dey rn't pozting as mutch
rite nao.
Jest yew thot yew mite wike tew noe.
WEH MIZZ YEW GORDON KITTIES!!
Mosey
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Purrs n Prayers for Da Tornado Monsterz by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Meowmi n Paw wuz reeding da nooz on Yahoo , n der wur lotz uff tornadoz , n
mai meomie haz uh sister, hoo haz uh dotter, uh huzbund, n 5 barekids, hoo
liv
en Branson, Mizzuri, n meomie jezt kaled hur sistur n waked hur up, n hur
dotter n famli r fyne, but uthirz en uthur staytes wurnt sew...
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A candle for Marble by
Amelia T Cat
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Mrble
(created by Adrian on the other newsgroup)
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WHU INBENTED DA CAT DOOR?? by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Isaac Newton was working in a dark room & his cat, named Spithead, kept
coming in & wrecking his experiment, which led to Newton inventing the cat
door :)
Sir Isaac Newton also discovered the laws of gravity.
Mosey--da noe et awl..yeUP
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Video reveals $1,450.42 per day (free traffic) by
ebraheeem
Imagine having a piece of software that earned you money
while you slept -
That only took a few clicks to set up
And a few clicks each day to maintain.
This software was actually developed, and you can see
how it works here.
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Mawrch purrdai addition by
Purrdai Kitties
Meowie was borned Mawrch 7 but ignored through sekritari error the
first time around.
The Purrdai Kitties
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Itz Leep Yeer by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Tewmorro iz da 29f n efery kitty, d*g n hoomin hoo haz uh birfdai gitz une
evury 4 yeerz. yeUP
weh mite nawt beh uraown mutch tewmorro cuz owr hoominz hab tew goh tew der
TED n den goh shopping, n dew uthur stuff.
But weh hoap wen we git bak onlyne wednsdai, da partii wyl styl beh goin...
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Paws!! by
The Doctor
USent lives or the Internet dies!
From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/about
Top posters
This month
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ping booker by
Storrmmee
we apologizes fur da soft sendin da message to da wrung pwaze, Glare, OEJ
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waitin fur da hoominzta leaf by
Storrmmee
chester sees dat trafel bag come otta da clozet he settles down to watch...
while he is watching soft he thinks how upset tigerman used to get when it
came out... he remembers tiger telling him how when trafel bagz come out
like when boxes come out dat hoominz chang anna leaf kittees to find fur...
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e iz bored by
Gramby
We haz ben purrink 4 so mani peoples lately. Gramby haz been listenink to
sumphin kalled Old Time Radioz all diz dai anna sum man kallled Joni
Dollarz. We needz a benture
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Nouncemint by
Gramby
O T grabs gambys curling iron, holds it like a microphone and runs to the
center of the room. I jus talked ta Chester and hiz hoomans iz goink out of
town diz ekke endz. Duz any of u cats wanna go wiff ussez and haff a
houze warmink pardi and Auntie Softs and Unkle Furrys houze. Chester kan...
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Mai hoominz by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
mai meomie iz tew tyred tew pozt fingz rite nao, n hur hurtz en hur neez n
legz, n hur dindin dint ugrei wif hur, n hur n Pa iz bof kyda kranky,
n ai miz mai wink Meowy tew. Hur iz ona tryp wif hur meomie, but hur wyl beh
bak sune , ai hoap.
ai m sawry fur teling yew awl uf diz.
Luffs
Mosey fur...
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Frum Pipps, A IDEAR UBAOWT UH ADVENTUR Ranger n Pipps vacation by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Lemme noe wat yew fink. All kiites r inbited tew joyne en, n weh HOAP da Two
Sisters wyl joyne usses tew. Pipps
Hep, Pipps, mine hoomins lefted today, so we don't haf to wait fur da
weekend. Hows about we teleport to Why-kee-kee now an get all nice an
comfy
on da beech? An...
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