Wee wyll mizz yu soooo mutsh, Panda ov Menny Toez. We wyll be thinking and purring furr yu and yur famblee awl ov tumorrow. Be brave, and soon yu'll be wiff menny othur frendz, wiffowt payne, at RB, where yu'll play, an wayte furr da rezt ov us Yur Frend, Pitooonya, awzo leekin "FurrsomeFoursome"...

farewell mine friend, Miss Violette will be there to greet yourself, she wuz very fond of you annd willz purr you in the rite direktin, We will purr for your safe and comfortable journey anna for your mommy's heart ta heal, Tiger, for his very saddened house. FurrsomeFoursome...

Ahhh, Ms. Panda, Ize so furry sorry tu heer dis. Yu hab been wun ov da pillars ov dis kommunity an we will miss yu so furry much. I will be purrin fur yu all nite an all day tumorrow. We knows dat yu will soon be happy an healfy wif Mr. Lenny an Ms. Lucy but dat duzn make it enny easier tu say...

Today da hooman cam in wif a cold pakij, an opened itself up! Inside wuz anoffur boks wif Santas an Jingly Bellz all offur it, buttid he didn't open it up! He jus told me dat it was fur myownself, buttid dat I can't open itself till Kissymouse! Datz not fair!

Owr hooman thinkz dat her remfurz dat alla you iz jewish kitties, cuuld you hep hoersef out??? Her wantsa know ifin it iz a bofur fur mozt of da holida stuffz ta be not jewish anna her wantsa know when you getz your 8 dayz of prezzies ifin dey iz all stacked arouwn atta same time or ifin you juz...

I think we're a little bit late for our annual adventure! It's about time we got together for an exciting trip somewhere, isn't it? Is everybody ready to take a trip? We still have to decide where we want to go, too. Any ideas? Cleopatra

Dis wuz kinda strange, becus deliffery humins don't usually werk on Sunday, but ower ringy-thingy made noise this morning an' it wuz a Catnada Postal Person down in the lobby wif a pakij fur us. Meowmie had tu check the calendar! They don' werk Sundays! But the nise man brot up a bocks. A...

Yuppelz!!! I got mine Sekret Santa Prezzent!!! I goddit!!! I dunt kno hoo frum... It smellz reeeellll gud! Meowmee iz leaffink it in da liffink ruum, negzt tu da bokzez dat I lyke tu rezt in. Iz hur beeink meeen tu teeze me?

Hihi! Meowmie & Paw needz da coordinator to send an emayl to Meowmy? We duzzint hab a sekrit santa resipieeent nayme yet! We gottid a kard in da mayl at owr new howse but we wants to get a purrezent for owr sekrit santa! --

Der i wuz 'spectin da groceri sakz like i allatime duz, when whut duz i find... stuffz fur kitteez, den i sticked mine head allaway inna sak anna soft heared me do it, all I wuz doin wuz mine Job, but NNNNOOOOO!!! her sayed is fur dat secret Santa stuffz annna i cuuldint hafe it!!! NOT Fair, alla...

Hihi! Weez gottid a Kissamouse kard tooday at owr noo howse! Buttid, our Meowmie & Paw dunno hoo owr Sekrit Santa resipieent is supposed ta be. Kanna co-ordinator purrleeze meowmail Meowmie wif da info? Purrleeze use da smserba at hotmail dot com addresss... Fangu!

Hello again effurybudy, well it's been so long since I've bin able to get to da pooter, mostly tha kittens has been hoggin it. I haf been furry well, Paw says I is gettin fat, but I's not fat, meowmie says so, she says I needs a bit of fat onna me to feed tha kittens wif. and they are furry...

Take a look at this photo? After seeing it, you have to ask yourself: Do we feed our pets too much? I think that the unhealthy lifestyle of humans is increasingly affecting our pets and that they are becoming lazier and more obese with every new...

Blurrble.... mow... grrrrblbrrblb... Hewwo agin, awl. Panda droolin' heer. Meowmie wuz rilly wurried cuz I wuz SOOOOO mizzerable Sunday nite (she came hom late fruma trip while de guy had left erly erly dat morning fur his trip)... she were abowt tu call the TED agin Munday an' wuz almost'...

Most daze, Meowmie gits up in da mornin an, affur way too much time, givz us our brekfast an haz herown brekfast. Den she goez to her toona place, den when she kums bak she givz us our dinner and haz herown dinner. But sumtimes Meowmie stayz home all day, and she eets uther fudz in da middle uv...

Hi effury one! Dis is Lily-Whiskers here! I haf too complain! My Mommy is SO mean she choppid my claws short wif da nail trimmer! I was yoosin her for a cat tree, an she choppid my claws! I is SO miffed!! I puffed up at her. So I chewed her cheque book. It haz little kitty teef marks all da...

Hihi, efurrykitty. Fur doze I haven't met yet, I'z Harri Roadcat. Fangu all fur coming, and fanks to FluffyKitz fur da food and to Rebecca fur da MiceCream and Meowsicles. I'd like to call da furst meetin of da Mighty Hunters Club to order. To refresh efurrybodies memories, dis is a club fur...

Even I went a bit soft on this one! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7729368264&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 Scrooge

We all wonder, Why Do Pets Get Pet Health Insurance? Maybe they live dangerous lives? You'll all agree that, today, pets are becoming more like humans. Pets get insurance, go see doctors on a regular basis, eat out, get gifts, clothing, etc. Well, based on this image here, it seems that they...

Well, it looks like a quiet soft gentle snow, but Fred got home and told usses about metal monsters off the road all over this afternoon and evening. Lots uv ambliances and flashing lights up by the big road. The hooman emergensy forces are reely earnin their tunas tonight! Diana, Ryna and...