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Cats Tink Call by
MeOwy
Gnaow dat da swell ob eggzitemint offur burfdays and eebentz beeyawned
ar controlls hass subzaided, I hab weezoomed du purrwanning ob da Gnot-
Rilly-Shaykspurr purrduckshun.
Da furts taks is du assembwidge ob da pwayurrs an pwodoozers.
Beclawz ob Mosey's weesent hoomillyashun an purrnishmint...
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April 18th 10 03:03 AM
by MeOwy
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Sneeeeeky by
Will in New Haven
Hewwo,
I wike to watsh a sertan puppy-d*g dew her paperwurk. Sew I kanock da
male an uther papurs off ub counturs and tables. Butted I dew diss wen
gno hoomin is lookin. Sew I has pawsable deniubilitee.
Sekretely, shhhh
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A nonymous, da PRITTY WUN
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Mine day ob beauty by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
Meow,
Mine well-trayned hooman catered to mineownseff
today. He cleaned min eers, baffed me and gafe me
a bow-dry wif da growlmonster, den combed mine
bootiful, floor-lengf furz!
I patted himself on da hed fur dis!
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Purrs,
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April 13th 10 06:40 PM
by MeOwy
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Happee Purrday Anti Debby (da 13f) by
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
On Toozdae, da 13f, Rosco's Meowmee iz habbing hur birfday n Ii/weeee
wuntud tew be da furst tew wish herself uh happee one.
Purrz n kakyz n happee fingz fur yerownself Anti Debby
Luffs
Anti Kyla
Mosey, Pookie, Sqweex n Pipps.
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April 13th 10 06:23 AM
by MeOwy
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Dey Don' UnnerSTAN Usses by
Will in New Haven
Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all
talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar
SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats."
Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on
DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...
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ping wutu and mz piglette by
Stormmee
I haz sefural xpurrt kitteez in mine howze i iz willinta send to yourown
howze ta hep wif diz raizin offa hoominz...
Trudi...
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We shud reintroduce ourselfs by
RankinKatz
We Rankinkatz was among da founding memfurs of dis group. Tyler waz
onny a year old den, but now he's a DOC at age 15 an' goin' strong.
Bobbie, our TuffGirl Kitty, iz now at RB but her bruffer Dylan iz
still here. Samson an Pippen, too. Sum of you remember Holly, who
came to us frum...
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I SOLFD da squeeky toy problum by
Will in New Haven
I was takin a gnap on da downstares piwwow in a luffly pool ub sunlite
and efferything wuz perfek. Dere wuz a breez from a winnow an da
parrots wuz talking sweetly an kwitely.
EXCEP widdl Samanfa wuz playing wiff a skweeky toy. Wich purrvented
mee frum sleeping sounly. DEN I gottted a gud...
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Civvul War in da Out Ambasadder to Catnada help by
John Ross Mc Master
http://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcmaster/April102010WarOfTheAlleyCats#5458604886570539426
My human saw much furs in the out. Da Tom cats frum south of the alley
is fightink da Tom cats from da north of the alley.
Spring
Cinder and Beauty wabnts end to dis violents.
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Myne big Venchur by
Cheryl P.[_2_]
I gotten Out yesturday wen Meomie opined thu front door an thu skreen
door wuz opin tu but she dint egspek it. Sum TroodurCat frum akros thu
street ranned at me. I went ovur tu meet him, butted he wuznt furry nize
attall! I retreeted wif dignity tu myne steps, were Meomie piked me up.
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Sam
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Meowmie iz Madd At Mee by
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
Hur weft da rheum fur uh foo minnitz, n I typped offer lawtay tew twy n
git sum fome n spilt et..
Mrrrrrrt.
Mosey
--en trubble
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I know how the huyssy got out by
Granby
In spite of people thinking I was so dumb as never to know when Piglett went
out when I did, I scoured my house to see how she got out.
In a window where I had an air conditioner last year, the top glass slid
down to the bottom part of the window. There was no screen behind it and
Pig just...
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Lawtayz fur Usses by
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
I am maykin usses awl lawtayz..
heer ya goze...
Mmmmmmmm
Lotza fome.
Luffs
Mosey
OOOo uh oh, da wynd bloo da fome awf..
(___)J oOO
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Da Eddie-Parrot was OUT by
Will in New Haven
Meowmie Micki wen too wurk yesserday an forgetted to kloz da dor wut
shee usd to putted Eddie-Parrot's fudz in da kaje. Sew Eddie cam out
for a bisit to usses.
He flied offer to Buddy Macaw's kaje an waffed at pour Buddy beclaws
HE was out an SHE wuz stukd in her kaje. Dat wuz gnot gnise. Den...
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April 8th 10 01:55 PM
by Granby
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Her iz hom by
Granby
Da neifborz stoped searchink for da nite. Gramby herd Piglett unner da
bandonded houze next door. He did what auntie soft said and putted da
tshirt her was wearink out for Piglett to lay on. Later her herd Piglett
talking to herselfz. Her walked toward her anna, oh heck will let gramby
tell...
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Charlie house of porter RB by
Stormmee
Chester stands up and announces in the catmunity square for his wife kitty's
house:
mine dear furndz. my brofur in paw Charlie howze of porter wuz heped to da
brige by hiz lofing mom diz week, himz wuz beri ill anna hersuf did
efurithin includin lotsa stuff atta ted... himz wz heped when da ted...
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turkee byrdee!!! by
Stormmee
der iza huge one inna hot box roazter thingy onna cownter, da hoominz eated
itsuf fur dinner, anna onna stove iza bonez gettin made into brof, da furr
did share wif doze of uses whut azked hisuf fur sum Chester the ingeste anna
storrmmee da shill
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For the Miners by
Will in New Haven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af926HzO6-4
Kathy Mattea - “Coal Tattoo”
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Will in New Haven
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purrz fura hoomin by
Stormmee
diz hoomin iz note feelin gud, itsa hoomin whatta soft iz fond of but diz
hoomin iz notted ontshare dat dey iz notted well so ifin you catz duzint
mind purleze purr fur diz hoomin az we wantsa keep alla gud kitty slafez
arownd dat we kan, Tiger
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