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A birthday party! by
[email protected]
Attention, efurrykitty and goggy and offur furry friends: today is Sammy Redcat's purrday! Him is 18 years old today. Please join us celebrating him's old man status.
Ranger Greycat
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My Love by
Granby
Lewi and Kitty Schottland are snuggleing on a nice soft cusion after the
party.
Lewi turns to her and asks. Have you thought anymore about wedwink plans?
If I had my way, being a mancat and not liking all that fancy stuff, I would
gather you, our friends and port back to Niagara Falls and go...
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by Granby
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I gotted inna owt today!! by
meeee
Meowmie's door is broked an mumcat showed usses how to open it!! She gets
owt at leest onst a day an meowmie has tu chayse hur allova tha lawn an get
hur bak. But today I hadda go....it was furry ixiting but too skeery, so I
just gotted owt, an sat onna door mat starin bak in wif bigbig eyes....
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December 4th 06 09:35 PM
by meeee
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Poorz Piglet her gotted nervus by
Granby
When da gramby gotted up yesterzday, Piglet was sittink in da window and
herself waz growlink. Her waz realli upsetz an da gramby went to see what
da proflem wuz.
Deriz diz fing dey callz a tower rite outside da windowz dat haz da TV
antenna fing on itself.
Dat Cardinal birdie waz sitting...
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At the reception by
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
Cleo: "Everykitty, please join us now at the reception. The teleporters
are all set to go there, and for those who don't like to teleport there's
a helicopter waiting for you at the mouth of this canyon. Please, come
help us celebrate!"
Stevenson: "Concatulations, both of you! We're so very...
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The last Day by
Miss Violette
*a small shaken tuxedo girlcat makes her way a bit unsteadily to the podium,
Her family is with her, Tiger is between TV and OEJ, helping to steady them,
Anni s and Cleopatra are behind the family, The cooper cats are nearby...*
I have come here today to tell you about Miss Violette's last...
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Independence Day by
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
Lewi, now that we are back from our honeymoon, would you like to
teleport over to my place tomorrow (Friday) night to watch the
fireworks? The PawPaw will be working tomorrow night, but Debby will
be home, so we can go exploring in her closet. She just cleaned it
out!
Kitty Schottland
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Announcement from Purrsident Clarence by
ClowderCat
Hi every kitty.
I have an important announcement to make.
Elections for purrsident and vice purrsident of Catmerica are coming up
this November. I haven't made a final decision about this yet. I'm
considering not running for purrsident this year and retiring at the end
of the year. This is...
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SAMMY IS BACK! by
Ranger Greykitten
Dis morning, right after him got to him's toona place, mineown Paw getted
a call from a neighbor. Dis neighbor had been seeing a orange cat in his
garage eating him's doggie's food, but da kitty kept runnin away. So da
neighbor putted a trap in him's garage, and last night da orange cat
walked...
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PING Chief Justicat Louise - A Ruling If You Please by
The Boca Deb[_3_]
Dear Ms. Chief Justicat,
Can a kitty have more than one winkwink? I'm asking, because
Smokey Gordon asked me to be his winkwink (he is mineown first
love), but I'm already winkwinked to Sammy da 'Venture Kitty
(we've even adopted a kitten together, Ranger).
Fangu,
Lilith Kitten, Age 8
Chief...
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Jellicle Ball 2011 - Preparing the venue by
Amelia T Cat
Greetings, sister. We are the gate guards of the Temple of Bast. All has
been made ready for the observance of the Jellicle Ball. Our high
priestess and her acolytes are preparing themselves, the guest
accomodations have been made ready, and the feast is being prepared even
as we speak. May we...
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Wer iz all r frenz by
Will in New Haven
No wun is posting nuffing. I wett Sunrise pozt here acoupla timz an
now we don see nuffin.
Did she offen sumwun? She iz nize, effen Wootoo wike hur now, but she
do have an ego. If she uffended sumwun it wuz not on porpoise.
Iffen u wan, Uncl Bill could yell on herr if da wud bring you...
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A batchalur pawty fur Chester by
Rebecca
Deer RPCC Boykitteez:
Yoo iz korjully invitid to a batchelur pawtee fur Chester, hoo will soon be
winked to hiz beluvvid Miss Lucy. It will be held in da RPCC Gentlekitteez
Klub, an we will hav full aksess to awl da Klub'z fasillateez. Dere kichenz
will purrpare a wunnerful koktale hour and...
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Cat-A-Lympics? by
ChildFree23
What do you say? Should the HKC sponsor a hurking contest?
Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Memfur, HKC
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February 25th 06 02:27 AM
by Adam
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GRRR TED stole my blood by
Miss Violette
There I was, minding my own business, watching the hoomanz get ready for
their toona place when all of a sudden with no warning furry came in and
snatched me from under the headboard, I knew something was up beclawz he
NEFUR bothers me when I am in there. Then he stuffed me in the kitty jail
and I...
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HALP!!! I'z ben CATNAPPED!!! HALP!!! by
Miss Violette
We willz purr fur yourownsef anna yourown pawpaw, Trudi the catcerned fur
her whole house
Cory wrote in message
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*growl!* *hissspit!* *swipe!* *growlgrowl!!!*
HALP!!! HALP!!! HALP!!! I'z ben tooked from myown howse an' puttid
...
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The Big Freeze by
leigh
Well, the predicted big freeze finally hit us here in the UK. Luckily
for me I have a three cat duvet (better than t*gs anyday). It's not
that cold, if it was they would be under it not on top of it!
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Kissamowse Karreds.... by
Blurbubble
Hihi efurrykitty anna hoomins,
Jusst tu let yuze orl no dat dis yeer Ize fink Meowmie will be doowin an
onlien karred fur rpcc aggen as sheez not got mennee toonaz anna to senned
orl da karreds ovaseez is gonna kost nearly 70 POWNS (datz abowt 120 US
dollaz I fink). Sadlee Meowmie wud liek to...
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December 26th 03 02:47 AM
by Adam
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My Tribute to Spook by
KS
Sept. 15, 2003: Spook, my best friend, my heart and my soul mate, with the
biggest cat purrsona I've ever met, suddenly and unexpectedly went to the
Rainbow Bridge. This is my Tribute to her.
To my dearest, wonderful and oh so beautiful Tortie cat Spook.
Words can’t express how much I loved...
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Jellicle Ball: Calling of Names by
Mietze
As the last gleam of daylight fades, a small brown tabby steps
briskly to the podium. She is wearing a short cape embroidered with a
tiny Union Jack on the collar and fastened with a pin in the shape of
a winged beige cat. Securing her notes against a crisp but gentle
breeze, she gazes briefly...
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