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I iz muc betterer today by
Stormmee
dear furndz efur mine hoomanz wuz wurried fur nufin, or da threat of da
NAZTI TED who stealz pee or yourown wonnerful purrz anna care of mine wife
kitty heped minesef, I iz muc betterer diz mornin anna ta proofit ta soft i
efin let hersef see minesef playin wifa turbo skratcher, Thank...
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we iz beri skared by
Storrmmee
i ofur heard da soft tawkin to da gramby diz mornin anna she tolda gramby
dat we hasta leaf diz little bitti kumpurtmint ifin we all stayz wiffa
hoominz, soft wuz uzin wurdz like fozter anna adot owt anna seperashun...
bezt we kan figure ifin soft duzint make sum of usescatz mofe somwhere elze...
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Catnada Day Partee by
Rusty
I had so much fun at my annifursary partee that I want to host a
Catnada Day Partee on July 1. All kitties are invited. Meowmie will be
out all day so we can have my place all to ourselves. We can watch the
firework on
Parliament Hill from my windows. But we won't hear the noise since my
place is...
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more of a fine eveining by
Stormmee
dat OE wuuldn't mineself send messagez wif Dinner anna... so i 'cidedta
starta new thread...
Lucy you dida veri nize thing lettin yourown hooman pet you more... i think
i wuz inna cage plaze lazt year... dat 13 wuz wifout da wind anna durin da
day i thinkz da coldezt part wuz suppozedta be arownd...
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The band starts to play... by
CommunityKitties
As the kitties gathered at Restaurant Tallivent enjoy their meals, the
staff kitties quietly open a kitty-sized door hidden under a sideboard
and usher a group of kitties carrying large cases through. Shortly
afterwards the sounds of a band tuning their instruments can be heard.
The Maître...
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Jellical Ball Planz---kweshtunz by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
Ralph an Willow du yu wanna du da gezt buuk uhgin?
An du yu gneed enny hewlp attawl??
An Huu Ofishyates at da serimony???
Wyll Fluffycats Kaytur????
Du we hab uh drezzkode?????
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September 19th 09 10:05 PM
by Granby
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GRAND POOH-BAH DAY is coming!!! by
Adam[_3_]
My bday iz Sat Oct 17, so I declare dat Grand Pooh-Bah Day!
All kitties encuraged 2 honor Grand Pooh-Bah w/gifts r speeches r both.
Dey kin honor subordinate Pooh-Bahs also.
"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah
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Jellicle Ball: Calling the Names of Honorees by
Mietze
Welcome, mine furry deer frends, to da eleffinft annyual Jellicle
Ball, an a bigbig "grazie" an "benvenuto" to owr host kitties, da
colony of wunnerful kitties hoo mayk dis reemarkable plays dere home.
Da Colosseeum wuz bilt to seeet fiffty fowsind hoomins...dere are
mennymore kitties, an troo...
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Itz awlmost Jamaica! by
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
Meow Kitties!
This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the...
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ROAD TRIP: Fuel stop by
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
Ok, here's the truck stop.
pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note
Tabitha, come here!
tiny black fluffy kitten appears
Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!
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Goin away parti by
Miss Violette
Dear Miss Lillith,
I doez notted know you dat well but I was wonnerin, since we is takin a
break onna road trip TA eat at yourown house if I cuuld haf myown goin away
parti atta yourown houze? I jus wanna say bye-bye to alla kitties dat I haz
metted anna thank dem fur cheerin up soft, her isa...
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Miss Cleopatra?? by
Miss Violette
is yourownsef readi ta get back onna road trip? I is ifin you is, I thinkz
tiger anna Miss Violette anna a bunch of ofur kitties isa areadi der, TV
hopefully
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December 10th 07 01:40 AM
by Granby
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Dinner iz surrfed! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Glasses clink as soft meowing and kitty laughter can be heard from
every part of the ballroom. Williamson, a ginger cat and Cleopatra's
Chief Steward, is circulating through the ballroom announcing that
dinner will be served in fifteen minutes in the dining room: "Ladycats
and gentleman-cats! For...
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Jellicle Ball: Furrst Drafft ov Nayms by
The Clowder
Pleeeze do *NOT* post yur Tribyoots at dis time! Da Jellicle Ball
will beegin at sundown on Furrzday, Oktoburr 28 wiff da aktooal
furrmull Calling ov Nayms ov Onorees.
Pleeeze check dis lisst fur enny ommisshuns and let mineselv enny
nayms dat ar not heeer.
Fangu,
Mietze
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Da Texas Kitten by
Granby
Soft is trying to make arangements to get a Kitten all da wasy from Texas to
Grambys houze. I wonder if da Taxas Kittens meoow differently da usns here
in Illinoiz? I wantz anoder fren but I izn't sure about a texas Kiten.
Piglet wondering if herownself will have to switch from chicken to...
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In da Restaurant - Orient Eggspress! by
Mlle. Anaïs
It's 8:30 in the evening, and our kitties, dressed in their evening-wear
are leisurely strolling down the Champs-Elysées toward the Arc de Triomphe,
and hungry after a whirlwind first day in Paris. They approach Restaurant
Taillevent, and as they get closer, the door-kitty, resplendent in...
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ROAD TRIP STALLED! Has Anykitty Seen Onyx? by
ChildFree23
Mr. O and I start a road trip and then Mr. O
disappears. I'ze needs somekitty to drive the
!@#$% RV because I'ze too nipped up! Where the !@#$% is the navigator,
anyway?
Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
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