I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez. We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom doorknob wif mine front paws and...

Hello, all our kitty-friends; Panda's not up to writing right now - or I guess rather, Panda is eating and I'm not up to translating properly. TED Bonnie just made a housecall to bring over more pain patches and shave another spot to put them on my poor Panda-girl. Late yesterday, the pathology...

hullo furrybudies ,we is the gang uf oRANGE. We is THA hoolikittenist hoolikitties eva, an we no's it. we wull interadoose owerselves. I is MOE tha, FIERCEST anna ADVENTURINIST kittencat eever, wiffa PINKEST nose. I is LARRY I is the fiercest, NOT MOE!!! I has a orange anna white face anna...

Mineown meowmie was trying to act cool yesterday, but I heared her calling TED. She asked TED when she could bring me and my brofur Sammy in to be fixed, but I know for a fact dat neefur of us is broken. What could she be finking? I'ts obvious dat we'z in fine shape. Whatever her reasons, she has...

Purrs Awl. Waffles, Francis anna Marble heer. Weese nottid in da mewsgroop much (*glaring* at hoomin sekritairee...). Weese insisttid da fat wone get offur hur fat reer end anna cycle tew da post offiz tew post awl ower Kissamouwse Kards... Weese hopin effurywone is owekaye.

The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the area with Her special...

Greetings, mine frends, an welcom to Chicago an da tenft annyual Jellicle Ball. We gaffur heeer as wun clowder, brot togeffur to reememfur an sellabrayt da lives of fambly memfurs an troo frends. Eech wun preshus, eech wun's memry bownd wiff gold inda dee****t playsis ov owr harts. Wee reejoys...

Clarence runs in gasping Iffen itz not tu layt - wud yoo...wud yoo erkumpanny me tu da JellyKool Bawl pleez? *blush* Clarence anoid wif hiz sekkertairee aggen

Fluffykitz Catering iz prowd to anowntz a noo partner: nun uther dan owr furry own Mme. Anaïs! Not onlee iz she a gormay, but she haz an estensive netwerk uv kontackz in Yurop dat will give Fluffykitz access to mennee dellykaseez an speshultee fudz dat we haz not bin abul to offer befur. Anaïs...

Gud eevnin, kitties an utherz, old frenz an noo. Welkum to da 2017 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin, I iz onnered to be yurown Mistress of Serrymoniez at owr most impurrtant event. Pleez be shur to sine da gest book if yoo haznt alreddy dun so. Dis yeer we iz in a wunnerful place, Antarctica. Sum of...

Wellum bak, efurrykitty. Owr pannel uf judjiz haz filled owt and dey is reddy to taste awl da dishiz. In addition to Tiger, we now haz Bubba-Cat, Allegra "Great Girtha", an Amelia. Welkum to awl uf yoo, an we luks forwerd to heerin yur kommentz. OK, letz git bak to da action. Az I spekted,...

Da Chief Justicat askd me, da Grand Pooh-Bah, 2 leed diskushun. It seemz lyke central ishue iz, are rules 4 catz? If so, den http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/msg/f928b105c10fdfce: Subject: Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!! Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004...

Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed bak and fed uz. But meowmie waz gone fur 8 hole dayz. Ize told Chappy to ignore hur wen she gotted bak, but no, Chappy followz hur round da houze like a velkro kittie. Ize shamed ov...

Location: Paris, France, 4th arrondissement, Île de la Cité On a cool (mid-50's F) midday pedestrians on the streets of Île de la Cité walk briskly. The sun is shining in a mostly clear sky, but that doesn't take the chill out of the air. The sidewalk cafes are nearly deserted, except for a...

storrmmee climbs up on Trudi's stool, she takes a very deep breaf, she hopes da ssembled catsons anna hoomins will unnerstand what she iz abowta say... mine furndz, we iz sembled herta honor owrz friendz, fambly anna lofed onez what iz atta brige... some hoominz iz xtra sad beclawz dey haz...

Hello... I don't usually comment when I don't have much to offer, but just wanted to say my heart goes out to you - all of you. Unfortunately I am both too far away, and my small home is cat-full - lovingly so, but not so we can afford more from such a long distance away right now. It is...

Mine Unka Clancy (Meowmie's Paw) is back in da hospital again. We duzn't know what for - Meowmie just getted a text message furrom Anti Ginny (Meowmie's twin sisfur) sayin dat him is in da hospital. We'z waitin for word on what's going on. Whatever it is, we'z would purrciate it if youz guys would...

Itz an eksitin eevnin neer at owrown howse. Rebecca an me iz playin kittee hokkee wif da treet ball. To make it ekstra challinjin, weze playin in da kichen whare derez alwaze da danjer uv bumpin into da wadder bowl an kreeaytin a wadder hazard. Meowmie likez it when we duz dat, we know she...

Tumorrow, on da 23rd iz myown Pawz purrday n I wanted tew put up dis heer for himself. He iz sutch a gudgud daddy n wuvs usses and taykes sutch gud kare of usses tew. Mosey, Pookie, Pipps and Sqweex gather around n sing =^..^==^..^= =^..^==^..^= Happee birfday tew yew Happee birfday tew...

Da lastest kupple uv dayz I haz had a liddle more energeez, and I haz started eetin agin. I iz tryin to convintz Meowmie dat I duznt need da yukky pink likwid ennee more, but sheze still givvin me dat. I wentid to da reglar TED today. She didnt fingk I haz whut Cassidy had, becuz kitteez wif...