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Hihi Kitties! My gud fren Cleopatra - whoze now my sisfur-in law - an myownself wood like to infite the entire community for owr sekond annual Kissamouse 'venture. Las yeer's ORIENT EGGSPRESS 'venture was such gud fun an so enjoyable, dat Cleo an myownself finks dat we shud do it effurry...

For usses hoo celebrate Easter, I wanted tew rite n wish yoo a Happee Easter. Luffs n Peece Mosey

so der i wuz mindin mine own buzinezz, it wuz nitetimez so i waz hagin owt hopin dat da hoominz wuld haffa bedtime snak, which iz uzulee sumfin uses kittez likez... but NONONONO!!! da furee snached minesef, putted me inna jail wif onlee waterz, anna NO FUDZ@@@@ so i komplained berree lowdelee...

Fangu deer Sekrit Santa frum Catnada -- due Rennie Catz an Anti Heather! Dat wuz uh reel trezzur chest uv guddees! (we knew dare wuz gud stuff in dat box--we sniffed an sat on it but we hadda wayte) Catnip pillohs! Catnip mousies!! Rollee bawls in awl kolurs! Glitter bawls: Dansin Feffur...

Note: All cats will appear in order of arrival Chapter One: Oz and Voodoo - It all started in 1995, when my Sammy had to be helped to the Rainbow Bridge. She was full of cancer. :-( Shortly after that, Sammy sent Unca Graeme and I to see two 9 week old, black male kittens. Their mother had...

Well, Fred went out today for about the 5th time and was finally able to dig Jetadiah's box from underneath the workshop. It had ice in it under the insulation and it was sitting on a block of ice. But there was no Jetadiah in the box and no Jetadiah under the workshop. He has just disappeared. ...

Memfur Harry-thu-Cat, aka Sir Harry Smudge? Meomie cat-sits him sumtymes, kwite resently, tu, an he wuz fyne then, altho furry old an frajile. Butted sins then, he wuznt eetin rite, so hiz Meomie anna Pawpaw tuk hum tu TED. Hez gotten thu cansermonsturs, limphoma. TED gaved him sum medsin that...

Our littlest kitty, Cookie, iz not heer anymore. Weez keep looking fur her but we dont see her. Meowmie is crying and crying. She sayz TED put Cookie to sleep. She wuz furry sick. Note: Our little girl is no longer here. She contracted an inner ear infection, was on a very strong antibiotic for...

da owlde one wuz beree sick so da furree taked it to da ted fur metal mozterz, instead of fizin itsef himz ended up gettin a new metal monzter, OEJ

Dear Ms. Chief Justicat, Can a kitty have more than one winkwink? I'm asking, because Smokey Gordon asked me to be his winkwink (he is mineown first love), but I'm already winkwinked to Sammy da 'Venture Kitty (we've even adopted a kitten together, Ranger). Fangu, Lilith Kitten, Age 8 Chief...

HOW TO TURN $6 INTO $6,000!!!!!! READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars...

Hello, Is there anyone here that knows what is Nutralime, as not in hydrated lime? If so can we discuss it as being used as a kittylitter mixture? Right now iam using baking soda, which is very expensive compared to lime, plus doesnot do even half the job that lime does, which, when you consider,...

Simons Mom wrote: I have a 7 year old female DSH cat. She has suddenly taken to peeing outside of her litter box and all over my carpet. She pees on shoes she pees just outside the door of her litter box she peed on my purse that was laying on the floor and to be honest I am really tired of...

Lewi, now that we are back from our honeymoon, would you like to teleport over to my place tomorrow (Friday) night to watch the fireworks? The PawPaw will be working tomorrow night, but Debby will be home, so we can go exploring in her closet. She just cleaned it out! Kitty Schottland

Punkins began her voyage to the Bridge today from home. I know she will be watching over us from above but at the moment, the Punkins size hole in my heart is enormous. Until we meet again my dear little girl, until we meet again. Fran (Mom to Puddi Cat and Punkins, RB) --

Uncl Bill wuz hom an Mommy was at w*rk. Da doggies had wokt Uncl Bill an hee med dem dinner. An hee mad shoor our bole was full. BUTTED wee wuz awl watin for HIS dinner. He chopt up som leffover CHIKUM and put it in a salad wiff da gud garlic dressing dat Marie sends usses. He pord himeff a...

I always gets confoozed onna it! Anyone know when the next is and any ideas on where to hold? Daisy-chan --

As the sky begins to lighten in the east, one by one the stars over the Colosseum begin to dim. A little tabby girl climbs to the podium and whispers softly "Auf wiedersehen, deeer frends, until wee meeet agin". I call da nayms, wun finull time, ov owr Jellicle Onorees: Unknown Kitties, House...

Amelia T Cat had some very interesting things to say about egstra kitties in owr hows?: Meowmie tellz me dat dos kitties iz mine siblings. I don unnerstan cuz I fot Ghost an Freyr wuz mine siblins...whuts a kitty to do? Oh, dear kitty friend, youz MUST put your...