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Cats jokes by Matthew AKA NMR
Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, 'Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?' To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, How about some Baskin Robbins?' Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your...
April 2nd 06 08:16 PM
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Quotes" About Cats by Matthew AKA NMR
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you. - - - Alan Ayckbourn "Table Manners" Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. - - - Ambrose Bierce Dogs...
April 2nd 06 08:15 PM
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Cats are like Teenagers by Matthew AKA NMR
The similarities between cats and human teenagers For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not...
April 2nd 06 08:11 PM
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OT Joke by Matthew AKA NMR
Cardiologist's Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart...
April 2nd 06 08:03 PM
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OT Ahhh, Retirement by Matthew AKA NMR
Ahhh, Retirement Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
April 2nd 06 07:59 PM
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Ripping out the screens (pics) by Susan M
I was cleaning our bedroom this AM when Otis starting yowling right under the window, which is second storey window. He wanted in, and now. Very shortly, my heart dropped into my boots when I heard the familiar sound of a cat hitting the window screen. Luckily, he didn't bounce off and tumbled...
April 2nd 06 02:50 PM
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Funny Little Game by jmcquown
This afternoon I was lying on my side on the couch intending to take a brief nap. Persia was next to me, facing me. I was giving her scritches - neck, forehead, rubbing the bridge of her nose. When I stopped and laid my hand against my chest she reached up and touched my forehead with her paw. ...
April 2nd 06 01:24 PM
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scritch reactions by Steve Touchstone
I've been thinking lately about the different reactions I've seen when one of my cats jumps up for some scritches. I've only had four cats as an adult - I spent 20 years active duty in the Army, and as a single soldier never thought it right to get a pet and have to rehome it if I deployed...
April 2nd 06 08:04 AM
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3-Inch Tall Kitten May Be World's Smallest by Matthew AKA NMR \( NO MORE RETAIL \)
April 2nd 06 07:42 AM
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Little Miss Stinky-Pooper gets a bath by Pat
A while ago Lily jumped into my lap stinking of poo and what was stuck in the fur under her tail was a lot more than gas, so off to the bathtub we went. The little girl was so sweet for me - never even *considered* using claws and stood right under the spigot for her rinse. If only they were all...
April 2nd 06 07:35 AM
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Vino's daddy home soon by badwilson
Less than 24 hours until Dennis gets home from Florida. I've been telling Vino that his daddy is on his way and I think it's making him very excited! Poor Dennis is going to be destroyed after his flight. It's taking him 3 days to get home if you include the time difference. He's flying from...
April 2nd 06 07:17 AM
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Whistling by Christina Websell
I thought Boyfriend was out and wanted him in tonight just now before I go to bed soon, so I called him with the special whistling that I use that he responds to. Well, he did respond, he appeared from under the kitchen table from where he was sleeping in his bed and had sneaked in there without me...
April 2nd 06 04:25 AM
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First under 20k bubbles!!!! by Victor Martinez
I just got my lowest score yet on bubbles (I think): 19,990 Victor -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he
April 2nd 06 04:08 AM
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Cruising Cats: An unexpected offer by Annie Wxill
Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Today, we came upon the sailboat that we had seen tied to the bollard by the West Port Arthur Bridge. When the sailor did not respond to a radio call, Jim pulled up alongside him and asked where he is headed.
April 1st 06 10:47 PM
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Cruising cats: March 26, 2006 by Annie Wxill
Sunday, March 26, 2006 We left our anchorage, along with some stowaway mosquitoes, and turned into the main channel, where we saw tows with large loads tied to floating bollards just before the West Port Arthur Bridge. They dwarfed a sailboat that was tied to the last bollard. We recognized...
April 1st 06 10:31 PM
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How is Pandora doing, Helen? by Karen
Just wondered how she is feeling.
April 1st 06 10:26 PM
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Cruising cats: March 25, 2006 by Annie Wxill
Sorry if I already posted this longer version of the alligator day. I kind of lost track of where I was. This is posted using Outlook Express, so, let's see how it works.
April 1st 06 10:19 PM
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Big hairball by badwilson
Woke up last night to the sound of Vino puking. Got up and found a big hairball in the hallway. I cleaned it up and went back to bed. Now I'm thinking that Vino might have been feeling bad for the last few days. He's been sleeping *a lot*. I hope he feels better today. It's very rare for him to...
April 1st 06 09:41 PM
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Vigil. by Helen Miles
Pandora's home - I picked her up a while ago. She's asleep (exhausted) in her thick comfy bed in my study. All 4 of the other cats are in the meatloaf position, purring in a circular vigil around her. Quite unbelieveable if I didn't see it myself with my own eyes. Helen M --
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April 1st 06 09:21 PM
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They know her by her food by jmcquown
Went to the vet's office pick up a bag of Hill's x/d for Persia. One of the techs came up front, spotted it on the counter and said, "Hey! You must be Persia's mom!" G Then she proceeded to tell me how much she loves Persia, and Peaches, too! She did tell me something I hadn't realized. When...
April 1st 06 08:39 PM
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