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da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass by Storrmmee
Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the center of the ruum and nownces... ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat...
March 7th 12 06:36 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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Pardiii Timez-Tyme fur Lattes by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
After every kitty is getting tipsy from the wonderful drinks that Cybčle & Oriane have served to us all, I think we need some lattes. Mosey ports back home and gets his big latte machine, and asks, who would like a Cappuccino or a Latte? What's the difference? A Latte has coffee and more milk...
March 6th 12 02:24 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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We iz juss tryin to hewp by Sundance[_2_]
Whut wif Meowmie'zown noo liddle tummee, she haz to eet fudz mor timez a day dan befur. We kno dis iz a terrybul burdin, an we wantz to hewp by sharin it. Derefore, we iz willin to eet mor timez a day, too. Howsumeffur, Meowmie duz not unnerstan an iz still givvin ussez fudz only two timez a...
March 6th 12 12:51 AM
by MLB[_4_] Go to last post
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Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill by Will in New Haven
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa. She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an talkt about how wunnerful da...
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March 5th 12 10:39 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Dat mowsie almoss gitted myown brekfist! by Rebecca[_2_]
Today when I gotted myown brekfist, served az uzual on da kichen kownter, dere wuz a toy mowsie up dere! Dat mowsie wuz tryin to eet myown fudz! Well, dat wuz juss not asseptible, so I had to fite dat mowsie to git it off uv da kownter. I fited furry furryuslee, but I winned da battle, an da...
March 5th 12 10:19 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Ping Unkle Bill by Gramby
Kud u pleeze update uz on how Auntie Micki iz doing? We wud like ta know afore we goes for da open houze at Chester and da gangz houze. Willow checking her ever present note book for important things.
March 5th 12 10:14 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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UPDATE ON CLEO GORDON by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Oh hai ai jest wwunted tew let yew noe dat wee Cleo Gordon, from Scotland, got' fixed dat wuzn't.tutored broken' n hur is fyne, but hur Meomie Bess iz sewtyred frum wurking, dat dey rn't pozting as mutch rite nao. Jest yew thot yew mite wike tew noe. WEH MIZZ YEW GORDON KITTIES!! Mosey
March 5th 12 06:57 AM
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Purrs n Prayers for Da Tornado Monsterz by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Meowmi n Paw wuz reeding da nooz on Yahoo , n der wur lotz uff tornadoz , n mai meomie haz uh sister, hoo haz uh dotter, uh huzbund, n 5 barekids, hoo liv en Branson, Mizzuri, n meomie jezt kaled hur sistur n waked hur up, n hur dotter n famli r fyne, but uthirz en uthur staytes wurnt sew...
March 5th 12 06:50 AM
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A candle for Marble by Amelia T Cat
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Mrble (created by Adrian on the other newsgroup)
March 5th 12 03:13 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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WHU INBENTED DA CAT DOOR?? by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Isaac Newton was working in a dark room & his cat, named Spithead, kept coming in & wrecking his experiment, which led to Newton inventing the cat door :) Sir Isaac Newton also discovered the laws of gravity. Mosey--da noe et awl..yeUP
March 2nd 12 12:37 AM
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Video reveals $1,450.42 per day (free traffic) by ebraheeem
Imagine having a piece of software that earned you money while you slept - That only took a few clicks to set up And a few clicks each day to maintain. This software was actually developed, and you can see how it works here.
March 1st 12 10:46 PM
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Mawrch purrdai addition by Purrdai Kitties
Meowie was borned Mawrch 7 but ignored through sekritari error the first time around. The Purrdai Kitties
March 1st 12 03:09 PM
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Itz Leep Yeer by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Tewmorro iz da 29f n efery kitty, d*g n hoomin hoo haz uh birfdai gitz une evury 4 yeerz. yeUP weh mite nawt beh uraown mutch tewmorro cuz owr hoominz hab tew goh tew der TED n den goh shopping, n dew uthur stuff. But weh hoap wen we git bak onlyne wednsdai, da partii wyl styl beh goin...
March 1st 12 08:02 AM
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Paws!! by The Doctor
USent lives or the Internet dies! From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/about Top posters This month 180 125 66 59
February 29th 12 10:42 PM
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ping booker by Storrmmee
we apologizes fur da soft sendin da message to da wrung pwaze, Glare, OEJ
February 29th 12 01:56 AM
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waitin fur da hoominzta leaf by Storrmmee
chester sees dat trafel bag come otta da clozet he settles down to watch... while he is watching soft he thinks how upset tigerman used to get when it came out... he remembers tiger telling him how when trafel bagz come out like when boxes come out dat hoominz chang anna leaf kittees to find fur...
February 27th 12 06:39 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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e iz bored by Gramby
We haz ben purrink 4 so mani peoples lately. Gramby haz been listenink to sumphin kalled Old Time Radioz all diz dai anna sum man kallled Joni Dollarz. We needz a benture
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February 26th 12 06:00 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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Nouncemint by Gramby
O T grabs gambys curling iron, holds it like a microphone and runs to the center of the room. I jus talked ta Chester and hiz hoomans iz goink out of town diz ekke endz. Duz any of u cats wanna go wiff ussez and haff a houze warmink pardi and Auntie Softs and Unkle Furrys houze. Chester kan...
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February 25th 12 08:40 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee Go to last post
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Mai hoominz by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
mai meomie iz tew tyred tew pozt fingz rite nao, n hur hurtz en hur neez n legz, n hur dindin dint ugrei wif hur, n hur n Pa iz bof kyda kranky, n ai miz mai wink Meowy tew. Hur iz ona tryp wif hur meomie, but hur wyl beh bak sune , ai hoap. ai m sawry fur teling yew awl uf diz. Luffs Mosey fur...
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February 24th 12 07:43 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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Frum Pipps, A IDEAR UBAOWT UH ADVENTUR Ranger n Pipps vacation by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
Lemme noe wat yew fink. All kiites r inbited tew joyne en, n weh HOAP da Two Sisters wyl joyne usses tew. Pipps Hep, Pipps, mine hoomins lefted today, so we don't haf to wait fur da weekend. Hows about we teleport to Why-kee-kee now an get all nice an comfy on da beech? An...
February 24th 12 12:50 AM
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