I found this in an old email and thought folks here might have some fun with it. Feel free to embellish answers, avoid questions, and make up outright lies if it entertains you. :) Oh, and I'll post my answers soon, too, but I thought it would be easier for folks to respond if they didn't have to...

For anyone that's interested, pictures of our house build are at: http://picasaweb.google.com/badwilson/House Keep checking back because I'm updating on an almost daily basis. Dennis is off at work and won't be back until June. It's very sad that he's missing so much of it, therefore I'm sending...

Sherry, your rant about your appliances attacking you has caused no end of trouble around my house. First Emily's alternator died. Admittedly at 17, Emily is an old girl, but she was game until you posted about your appliances. Then, one of the kids' gamer friends backed into our mailbox with...

wrote in message ... Well, I have to give Smudge antibiotics (flagyl), and I guess it must be foul-tasting stuff because the vet gave me little empty gel capsules to put the pill in first. Flagyl *is* nasty tasting...

It's starlings preparing to roost http://www.zie.nl/video/opmerkelijk/Natuurwonder-boven-Utrecht/m1gz0fwf7ru0 Tweed

Had a phone call at 8.10 a.m. to say my operation was cancelled..AGAIN. Aarrgh!!! Tweed

My sweet innocent Garrr(Garfunkle)..My "Crank Tail (as he had a HALF tail that looked like crank) My Blind Bat (as he was most active at night and was partially blind) , My beautiful Siamese Manx is DEAD! He died a few minutes ago in my arms.Realistically I know that being deprived of 3 doses of...

They want to infiltrate each home and if we don´t stop them,they will be the dominant species on this planet. We will be their slaves ! We already are the slaves of our cats ! Cats are evil !

Wake up, everyone! This is adorable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rplCCSqWXIY&feature=em-subs_digest Jill

Well, he did it. He got into the paint. Actually, he went and jumped up on his favorite windowsill while the paint was still wet. He got it on his paws, his butt and tail, and made little white pawprints all over. So here's where I need help! How do I safely get the paint off him? Turpentine...

Quick, somebody start a flame war - it's urgent, I need a recipe! ; My ex Monster-In-Law had only one good thing going for her - she cooked, and baked, from scratch, anything she put on her table. I'd gotten most of recipes and techniques early on in the marriage, but one this one that I'm...

Well, we're having a couple over for dinner tomorrow night. I'd like it to be very nice since we're just getting to know them and they had us over for an extremely lovely dinner a month ago or so. Of course the dilemma is the dining room table. We'll have appetizers in the kitchen and then it...

Purrs coming up! I hope you get it! -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album

Our two cats, Edgar and Agatha, have always been picky eaters. They like fish stuff, especially with gravy and cheddar in it. When they first came, two years ago (they're brother and sister, about 4 now) we tried Fancy Feast and quickly discovered that if it was "classsic" (pate), they looked...

There was I, curled up on the sofa, with cat curled up on my lap, doing what any self-respecting cycling fan does at this time of year... I'm ogling the Lycra-clad, pert, muscular, perfectly-toned rear ends of the men on carbon and aluminium as they cycle the latest stage of Le Tour de France....

....on police officer's lap! This story was on my local news this morning. If I see it in an online newspaper I'll post the URL. In the meantime, the report was that a police officer was sitting in his patrol car when a cat jumped through the window. He shoo'd the cat out, but she jumped back in....

....that they *didn't* thank at the Oscars? g Congratulations Kiwis! My nomination for Best Line was the lady accepting the award for Foreign Language Film, who expressed her gratitude that "Lord of the Rings" wasn't eligible in that category.

Appreciate all the concern, folks...this is a fairly serious sickness. Got to the vet last night with little trouble, somewhat surprisingly, and received lessons on tube-feeding. Got him home by about 7 pm. He was fairly teetery, but staggered to his favorite coverered litter box, got...

Hi the I caught poor kitty this afternoon. He'd had two cans of cat food in rapid succession and I put the trap by the hole under my porch where I'd been feeding him. He went for the tuna and the trap snapped shut. He was cold and desperate I think. Moved quite slowly the last time I...

Just do it. It has been two solid weeks now, and you know that is wrong.