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On Life by
The Fur Conspiracy
On Life
by Mr. T.S.Eliot, VC
There is a Maker: All the wonder that is, is no accident nor chaos.
The Maker has a plan, and the plan has no end,
and the plan is life, and life is the plan.
Life is not the living of one or of few or even of many,
but the stream and flow together of all lives and...
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Gnus ob da Whirled by
Will in New Haven
Mine first storee ob da day:
Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl
cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me,
sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And
I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins...
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Ofur da Rainbow by
BallardBunch
As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze
calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin
asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale
songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope
that ends efurry...
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Tribute to Bob, house of Barnes by
Stormmee
Tiger walks up to the podium with Scooter, Maggie and Piglet... Mine dear
friendz... Deze three furndz owned one of da veri hoomanz dat soft think waz
wurth da air he breafed... I iz gonna du deir tribute kuz der heartz iz
still hurtin badbadbad...
Maggie wuz reskued furm a meanmean man by Bob's...
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Happi Purrday Mawrrch Kitties! by
Shadow Scott
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
March 2008
1 - Spot
2 - Cousin Roscoe
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dear jack abowt da winkin by
Storrmmee
i wuz thinkin efin do we wanted a small ceremonee, sinze ursef haza new
babycat mayhapz she mite liksa be da flower kittee so she can feel purt offa
ceremonee? Trudi
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Fwum mai Purrsunal Dyery by
Meowy
Fwum mine Purrsunal Dyerry
Yesfurday. Afdur mine yoozhuel dinner, ai wuz gafe da a wunnderful
deesert. Itted wuz shredd woast beef hot fwum da uhfin.
Yesfurday, Eefnink. ai weeseeved a wuvwy bwoo wose fwum mine sweet
wink, Mosey.
Tewday, Mornink. ai weseeed a byootiful wed wose fwum mine...
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June 23rd 11 12:28 AM
by Gramby
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Ping Trudi by
Gramby
http://www.kilts-n-stuff.com/ladies-kilts/wedding-kilt/?source=adwords&gclid=COXzv9Dj66wCFc7AKgodCCI7JA
De abof webbiesite iz 4 ur wedwink dreez. It iz mad in Skotland, I cheked
da "Gordon ancient Dress" pattern ta b uzed. I haff grambys kredit kard
annd u may haff tu sen Furry's 2. Da...
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Frum Mosey by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
http://cheezburger.com/View/4684241664
waffwaffwaff
MoseyO
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shaky nite by
Me
Der we waz, sleepin peecefully all ofur meowmie, wen da bed started
shakin. Snowflake tuk a flyin leep off meowmies soft parts, an Booker an
I went on periskope alert. Den da hoominz woke up an sayd we had an
eerthqwake. Dat waz fun!
Chappy
Hoomin note: I'm not sure if the quake woke me up, or...
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry by
Granby
Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt
Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge
kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz.
Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted
it...
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Da Grambyz all happi by
Granby
Da gramby gotted a paperz ta sign so one of her poemz kud be pritned in a
bookz. No toonaz but her is glad dem liked it anywayz. O.T. purring for
gramby.
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Dis is silli Meomie! by
rafflescat
Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt
speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video
funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie
starrin me. I dont fink so!
She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand
dare n...
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Mine Ackwuzshizshun Day iz Sunday!!! by
Pit2nya[_3_]
Sunday iz da annipurrsurry day ov mine 15th yeer of beink wiff Meowmee an PawPaw.
I wuz 'doptid frum Kitty Rescue on Decempurr 29th ov 2004, 15 yeerz ugo!
I snifft da "NUTRO 2 PAK OF CUTS IN GRAVY", dat I wyll get az a speshul treet on Sunday, an da twu dry foodz pakagez dat Meowmee bot at...
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Tayle Purroblems by
Cheryl[_5_]
I wuz sittin here mindin myne own bizness wachin thu pooter wen Sam
started usnin myne tayle like a toy! He evun tryied tu bite it! I
snarled atted him an ranned away, butted he chased me. Thiz is notted
his furst offens. He likes chasin myne tayle, wich is a furry bootiful
fluffy tayle if I...
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Cats scratch boards and trees but why? by
FragSinatra
I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it.
Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws
on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity?
I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...
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Umm. ropute 66 trip? by
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
"cshenk"
It just sort of ended.'
Nope, it didn't just end. At least I hope not.
Mosey
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Fangu Sekrit Santa! by
[email protected]
Fangu fur da Kissamouse prezziez! Weez luv alla dem! Owr favorit ar
da krinkle tunnilz! Itz grayt tu play in, an weez kin moov dem arownd
da living room, an play hyde an seek in dem, an effen snooz in dem!
Weez luv yu Sekrit Santa!
DaRennieKidz
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Serge update frum Brenda by
Purrdai Kitties
Finally emailed Serge’s cousin. She said phone number she had for me
was no longer in service.
Anyway, she said Doc said he came through fine had a good strong
heart. ICU for a couple of days.
thanks for purrs and prayers.
Brenda
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April 7th 12 09:50 PM
by Meowy
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Three lawz fur hoominz by
Sundance[_2_]
Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.
1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...
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