I never knowed Mamacita purrsonally, but I did smell herownself on Meowmie occasionally. She wuz a furry purrty calico girlkitty. (I know cuz I seed picherz of herownself on da Innernet.) She livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, an she luvved Meowmie to pik her up an hold her when Meowmie...

We iz sad to announce dat owrz cuzzin, Tybalt, Howse uf Koster, went to da Bridge in da wee howers uf da morning on Awgust 31. He wuzznt sik dat ennywun noo uf, an he waz playing wif hiz sisfur KiKi jest da nyte befur. Wen hiz Meowmie woke up, he wuz inna liffin rum, an wuz alreddee gone to da...

Leo, diz iz Willow anna I haff been worryink about yourselfz all diz day. How iz u? We are purring for you.

Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it. Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity? I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...

Purrrffftt Hi, friendz. Itz da GrowlTiger, da depradatator ritin, but Ize not depradatatin tuday. Ize gotta be dignificated cuz Ize da senior cat here an I haff sadsad nooz. Owr cuzzin, Mr. Marco-da-Magniffizent, went to da Rainbow Bridge yezterday effening. So pleeze make purrz for hiz...

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Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit wiff meh. ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz. Pipps ---hopeful

A liddle tiny kitten on RPCA, Miss Whiskers, needs a lot of purrs. Her waz abandoned in a trash bin and when her was found one of her eyes was realreal sick and had to be taked out. Now her is having trouble breathing, just like when I getted so furry sick. So everykitty who can spare a few...

What to say about Her Royal Highness, Princess Nosy? Miss TuffGirl Kitty. Who could wear a Kissamouse Tree skirt wif as much flair as ours sissfur? Or convince Mommy to do the hoomin-onna-string fing in the Out ofur an' ofur, even though efurry time she wailed like a banshee for hours when da...

Mosey offers 2 b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties cuz ai wyl beh 13 yeerz old on May 1. Weh _aw_l miz Ralph De Ralph dun't weh? :( Ower Deepizt condolences fur da loss of Ralph De Ralph. OEJ, wud yu b willink tu b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties? We gneed a nu Secretary of...

Calvin of the House of Call was helped across Rainbow Bridge about an hour ago. Her blood sugar fluctuated wildly and she was not responding well so the vet ran more tests. She had FIP and was fading fast. Her family and I thank you for all the purrs. Gabrielle, with MMS Calvin as a...

Dere seemz to be a brake in da tribyootz, so I will take dis opurrtoonity to remind yurownselvez of a fyoo fingz. Firstest, pleez rememfur to sine da Gestbuk so we kan rememfur awl da frenz hoo wuz heer dis yeer. Da catererz haz dun a wunnerful job uv purrparin difurent fudz and befurajez, an...

Rosco leads storrmmee onto the dance floor anna da tradishunal song iz pwaed... dey iz danzin slowly anna all alone den da wedding parti comez to da danze floor, chester takes lucy's paw afur da rezt of da party had begined danzin,... den az in da hoomin kustum tv cuts in and takes storrmmee...

It's today. Is every kitty ready? Clarence starts giving himself a good bath to get ready. He teleports to Lake Louise and notices that everything is set up but that no other cats have arrived yet. Where is every kitty?

Diz iz gudbye tew all mine furry frendz an hoominz onna lizt, RPCC an such placez.... I am juss tew tyred tew fite ennymore. Meowmie haz dun hur furrybestist tew feed mineownself an stick mee like a pinchushon wiff waddermonsters evefurry nite. Fud iz juss no gud ennymore an I iz tew tyred tew git...

Sunday iz da annipurrsurry day ov mine 15th yeer of beink wiff Meowmee an PawPaw. I wuz 'doptid frum Kitty Rescue on Decempurr 29th ov 2004, 15 yeerz ugo! I snifft da "NUTRO 2 PAK OF CUTS IN GRAVY", dat I wyll get az a speshul treet on Sunday, an da twu dry foodz pakagez dat Meowmee bot at...

a calico girlcat of a certain age enters the catmunitie's town square and hollers owt for efurione to hear: in!!!\\\ Da gramby needz purrz!!! don't azk no qweskinz!!! She will share when hersef iz readee, juzt now purleze purr fur hersef...

Pssst, kittiez! A liddle mowsie told me dat Unka Dan gottid a noo toona place, far away in Eye-Oh_Wah, and will be mofink soon wif his kitty fambly. So joyne me kittiez in wishing da Highland Kittiez and Unka Dan and Anti Nancy awl of da bestest! -- Purrs,

Hurky Kitty Club endorses Louise for Chief Justicat! L.