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Whare's da grattytood? by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Dis mornin I wuz makin myown rowndz of da howse, an I notissed dat dere wuz a shelf wif a lot of dust on itself. I figgered dat if I wuz a shelf, I wudnt like bein so dusty, so I crawled onto da shelf to see if I kud hewp owt.. It wuz a furry narrow space, let myownself tell you!
Wuz Meowmie...
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Sumkittee git me owt of heer! by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Da evil TED gived Meowmie a noo way to torcher myownself. Two timez a day, she iz puttin icky gooey stuf in myown eyes! She sez it will only be fur too weekz, but dat'z like furever! Yoo wud fingk dat hoominz wud respeck a kittee hoo haz reeched hiz older yeerz an make shur he is abul to relakz an...
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Da Bear Wented to da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is furry sad an cannot typebite four long. Da Bear laid down
in his Mommy Micki's rume an he muss haff been furry tired. Beclaws he
dint wak up but wented to da Bridj. I am sad butted I know dat he is
gonna bee wiff awl ob ar ol frenz an wiff mine Mommee wile he wates
for doze ob us leff...
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Owr Emayle izzt wurking by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Meowmie uzzes Yahoo az hur main emaye fingy n et keapz gibbin herownself
errurz n wunt lett herownself opun et...MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! Hur had uh
fone # uff a kompuny hur wuz gonna kall n yell bad wurdz at dem ...Pa iz at
hiz own TED, sew meomie
n ai r gonna goh tayke uh nap tyl Pa gitz...
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tribyoot to Abigail, House of Golumb by
Ms. Tess[_2_]
Myne cuzzin Abigail hadda ruff life. Her first hoomin's boyfriend
didn lyke Abigail an he keeped locking hur outa da building. Da first
tyme Anti taked hur bak tu hur hoomin, da negst tyme Anti put owt
egstra fud.
Abby lived in da backyards an ate at anti's fur a cupple years,
sneakin in da...
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Tudey iz a hollrdey! by
MLB[_4_]
..Itz a stait hollrdey cald Pie neer Dey/ I fot sum pie wuz gonna bee
neer but meomie sed pie neerz wer peepl whu woked cros da wirld tu cum
hear. Der wuz a prade dis mornin an we saw it on TV. Lotz ov peepl
spen da nite downtown in sle[in bags. Dat dont sown lyk fun tu mee.
Iz cant holler...
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Mai I hab sum purrs pleez? by
Mosey=^..^=[_3_]
Hai mai gud furends,
Ai wuz wunerin ifen yew cud spar uh _foo_ purrz fur meh.
Mom Kyla finks ai m gitting _tew_ skinny n hur is catsurnd abawot meh.
Paw telled Mom dat ai hab ulways bin uh litewait
Paw iz gunna take meh tew the Vet sune .n ai wyl git mai shotz, n ai dunt
know if dey r gunna...
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wedwink planz by
Gramby
Willow sits down with Sukie. LetZ go ofver deze planz.
Trudi haz her drezz, shaw and da wedwink skarf for da ceremonie
I haz mine drez dat matches herz, Sukie anna Babycat haz da same drezzez.
Babyct haz her baskit for heather ta skatter afore da bide anna gum.
Jack has hiz drezz kilt and all dat...
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Outcat's official name by
Gramby
O T sits in the truck and then as though someone had spoken to him he grabs
he Mike. Breaker, Breaker, I haz an nouncement. Diz iz O T anna gramby jus
sended me a messaje. Da out cat is a girlcat, a kalico wiff a lotdz of
silfer on itself. Da name iz Lady Carmela Silvercat. Da Carmela waz...
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da gramby by
Storrmmee
i iz nowcin dat da grambyz infurnet iz owt juzt now, hersef iz beree
krnankee to diz but hersef willz return az stupid infurnet hoominz getz
itsef fized, OEJ
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we wuz invaded bai waddur monsturs! by
Gandalf[_4_]
sew tudai ai wented tu da basemint tu use mai lidder bocks, anna da
flore waz cubbered inna waddur monsturs!
dey waz ebberiwarez!
der waz a deep, deep pool ub waddur monsturs rite ware mai lidder bocks
iz.
ai dozint noe how tu swimz!
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ai gotted fwesh 'nip tunite! by
Gandalf[_2_]
tunite mai hooman gived myownself sum fwesh 'nip!
itz bery, bery gudgud 'nip!
ai seed him taek it fwom da kowd mashien ina da kitshun.
dats ware he keeps da fuds dat he eetz, anna ai kant git in dere.
itz big, anna aiz litel.
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I'm Baaaaaaack! by
Fred[_2_]
Hihi Kitties,
Well I'm settling in here in Nova Scotia and looking for work. I've
put out some advertisements and after sitting in on some professional
piano lessons, I've had an accredited, and very experienced teacher
tell me I should advertise to teach all ages at all grade levels. ...
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Paws by
The Doctor
USenet lives or the internet dies!!
From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/about
Top posters
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foizt an forff uv Jooly fyerwoikz by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Yu kin go tu diz URL an nottid git hurt wiff fyerwoikz
http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html
Pitô.ônya
--
Pitô.ônya
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Introducing A New Cat by
Kerissa Ward
Hi,
I'm fostering -- with the hope of adopting -- a 4 month old tabby and
I'm trying to introduce him to my roomate's 7 year old Tortie. I'm not
sure if the behavior the older cat is showing is normal. She hisses and
growls at the kitten. And the two times I've tried to get them close to
each...
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Miss KS? by
Stormmee
our hooman bein not to brite hadda email you seneded her abowt RPCC mailin
lizt, he culdn't getted it ta wurk so kuld you resend dat information so
hizsef kan try agin, Trudi, hopin yourown howze is doin well
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Hasppy Mew Yeer by
Stinky
Happy Mew Yeer 2005 tu awl that Antis, Uncas ana ob kourse, awl da kittiez
out dare in 'net land!
P.C. ana her Meowmie
--
President Theodore Roosevelt's maxim was:
"To speak softly but carry a big stick".
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Panda still needz purrs... by
CatTayls
Izr purring fur Panda that thuh bad stuff getz outa her and that she
duzn't hurt.
Little Kitty, revving up her power purr
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