Meow, kitties! Just a reminder that the Sekrit Santa matchups will be going out in the next couple days, so if anykitty wants to sign up but hasn't done so yet, I would recommend doing so really soon now. If you want to participate, just send an email to with your...

diz iza furzt of sefural freadz... ifin ursef iz innerested inna upkomin benshure anna ifin ursef iz winked... purleze pozt in diz fread, purleze alzo onlee poztsa infurmashun dat i willz lizt inna minute beclawz da soft izunt beree smartinuf ta sort xtra stuffanna herown mind won't stay clear...

.... to a Mew Year's Eve party at our place in Furrlorida! There are trees to climb, dirt and mulch patches to roll in, and cars to sit on top of. We would love to have all of youse! Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, & Miss Tina Marie

I hoomin that really loved kitties and took good care of them has gone to be with her kitties at the Rainbow Bridge. Please add: Heather, house of Rennie

Prince, who learned how to summon a cataporter from Daisy-chan, teaches Mona and Luko how then they enter the coordinates for: https://theculturetrip.com/asia/vietnam/articles/exploring-cat-cat-village-in-sapa-vietnam/ It is a possible site for this year's Jellicle Ball. So far all they know is...

Youz can see a pikchoor of me at http://tinyurl.com/aden42. Mine sisfur Amelia is at http://tinyurl.com/cvrcvh. Mine brofur Sammy is at http:// tinyurl.com/bewfk6. And sisfur Harri Roadcat is at http://tinyurl.com/ dbt3nj. An ourz Tabitha sisfur who is still missing is at...

Hello, Why donot you ever discuss cat lice?

A fren of grambys and auntie sifts just led her know dat annoyer ferns cat named Bertha went toad bridge las nite. Hersedlf was about 14 or 15. Her wented all day way us dem steps to hiz ownbedrrom and died on da bed. Himself jus lost a leg wif dat diapedis stuffz but, iz doing reallli gud....

We have tried all the tricks that have been suggested to train a kitten to pee in litter box and he is still peeing on the carpet. Here is the background and what we have done: He is 3 months old. (had him since he was 8 wks......a loving purring kitten...great personallity except litter box...

Hai Um ai fink wee mite beh in trubbul. wen Mme Anais wint tew RB ai sended Loveable Louise uh e-mayel n told hur ubaowt et n hur lited uh kandle, but ai futgotted tew tell LL ubaowt da bootiful memorial service. ai had sew mutch uthur fingz on mai mynd. ai NEED yer adbize on wat tew dew. Hur iz...

Ladies and gentlemen: I want to remind everyone just how IMPORTANT it is to research The places you send your animals to. http://www.io.com/~aware/KWfiles/FinalWebPageOnKW-ARC.html Please take a look at this page. It is horrifying. I have written emails to friends encouraging them to make ...

Urgent Purrs are needed for GranMeowmie! She hadn't been feeling well for a month or so, and this morning Becky took her to the emergency room because she felt like she couldn't breathe. Turns out she has some kind of infection that is affecting her bone marrow. It's not producing enough red...

Sefural rowndz of limboz goze along, da bar getting shorter anna shorter... trudi stands by afur gettin 'liminated earleer on cheerin herown furndz... ok urguyz rasta sayz diz iza lazt lefel, efuri kitty who haz notted been 'liminated kan now go fru, letz go... meanwhile... Trudi's cataphne...

Aunti Mabel wanders up to the podium and awaits a quiet moment then begins. "Hello all! I'd like to invite you to a parti I neber thought to have." Smiling sweetly the elderly lady says, " I am turning 16 by best estimate anna we ignores the other TEDs who sez I'z 18 or mebby 20. I likes 'sweet...

VICTOR VELCRO, HOUSE OF WELTON. Poor Victor Velcro was 20 years old when he went to Rainbow Bridge last Saturday, He had a urinary tract/bladder infection and the medicine the EVIL TED made Victor go blind, and then he just went downhill from there. The name of the medicine is Baytric or...

Korektid Lizt: (Co-Secretaree of Bittees ajuztid, alfurrbitizt and memfurz enkloodid in alfurrbitizt lizt az wewll.) IZ DERE ENNEE KITTEE WIFFOWT UH JOB??? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable...

i yam just bak frum the teds and i way 5.90 killoggramz. last year i was only 5.70. i yam a gourmay. all kitties should eet all the fudz they want. sekretary of fudz beauty Any diet suggestions? This is ridiculous. Unka John

Oh goshes, I don't know what to do about the PawPaw. This morning I was taking mine nap on the PawPaw's dining room chair. He comed home and maked me get offa his chair. I wasn't furry happy. Then after dinner, to which I was NOT invited, I got comfy on the recliner and wented to sleep. Then...

For all the kitties living on the East coast, all of us (me and my little brofur Sammy and my big sisfurs Cleo and Amelia) are sending you lots of purrs and meatloafs (well, Sammy and I haven't quite perfected our meatloaves yet). I heard on the news that something called a hurry-cane was headed...

The hoomin has cake for the hoomins and choonas for me! I hope they don't forze-feed me today. Cinder PS All kitties will have special nip flavored choonas teleported to their rooms.