Hihi diz iz O T anna sumonez needz ta kall da sheriffz. Da gramby kumbed home diz day from her miniz bakation. Her gotted diz fing kalled a "furminatorz". It stole furrz frum allof uz. We gotted seferl brushez anna kombz but none of dem work for all of uz. Diz fing it stealink furrz, long...

Wud yu lyke tu be brydzmaydz at Sundance an mine wedwink? I wud juzt luff yu tu :-) -- Pitô.ônya

ourz pooter wundint let us sended diz aza responze so i wantedta say hi ta burt when he sayed gettin da fudz wuza gud idermint... how iz da unloadin of da fudz goin... anna unka John we iz watin fur owrz tur, Tiger anna TV happilu munchin the fluffy fudz anna hepin stack sum fus atta gramby's...

cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: I'z sitting here wif a new 2foot on Mommie day. He's nice. Iz letting him pet maiself. Eye like dis one! Iz purrring. (My daughter broght a date home and he hit it off with Daisy-chan right away)

I hurt so bad. I'm a 72 year old man, and oh how I hurt. I have never been able to express my feeling to anyone, especially family and friend, but I hurt so bad, I have to tell someone. I lost my 12 year old cat Babygirl yesterday. I took her to the Vet yesterday because she hadn't been eating...

In a few days dere will be anuffur meeting uv da Tufted Eers Club. Da main order uv bizness will be tu elect a new purresident uv da club, becuz Dyna has gone tu da Bridge. Da memfurship roster dat I have luks lyke dis: Dyna (RB), Founder Allegra, Vice President "Zorin the Lynx" (I thought dat...

Early this morning, November 3, 2008, my mother passed away due to complications from leukemia. Mietze, could you add a brick to the Wall Of Remembrance? Hermine (GranMeowmie), House of Hanoka. Thank you, Debby

Itz Kissamouse evening here anna I'ze relacksin anna waiting fur da Kissamouse dinner to gettid finished so dat Meowmie anna Paw starts payin attenshun to me again. Since Meowmie didn't do da Sekrit Santa or Kissamouse Kard fings dis yeer, I wanteda spress to alla da kittiez, d*gs, anna hoomins...

Da wurd on da catvine iz dat Unkle Serge (Mme. Anaïs' well reained slave) haz du flu. Kud u allz send himself some healink purrrrz. Piglet who worries about hoomans when they get sick.

Poor Chester just left for the TED to get some teef pulledz. We needz to purr dat all goez well for himself. Piglett covering her mouth just thinking of it.

Has anycat seen Tiger? Should you see him tell him that Phantom and Mercurio are looking for him. Phantom

mellia we iz sorree da hoomin poked da wrung button, we meanedta senda pozt butted she sended an email, agin we iz sorree fur diz sekatari error, OEJ

Hi Everybody. Gretchen Marie has been sick for over a week. She started throwing up a lot and having trouble making it to the litterbox. Apparently, she had reached a toxic level of the medication she takes for her over-active thyroid. The vet gave me some medicine to help settle her tummy and...

Jist in caze enycat iz wundering, mineownsweet wedwin Kissa and I will be takin care uv da Gest Buk fur da Jellicle Ball jist like we haz dun fur da past few yeerz. Ralph, with Kissa at his side

HRH Cleopatra Silvercat is going back to see TED this morning. Last night she clawed a big hunk of fur off the bottom of her chin. Paw is afraid that she might have an abcess or something. Please join me in purring for a good outcome for Cleo. Emergency TED visits are always a big concern for...

I haz a cwush on dem wady cats... Dey haz big bwoo eyez.. An soft bushy tailz.. I'd wub to smurgle an face rub wif dem,,, Da Sekrit admirer from afar,,,,

EnnyKittee wanna du sumpin fur Noo Yeerz Eef? Pit2nya, game fur enneetink

Miz Daisy-chan, I haf another name fur the list. This time it's a cat-loving human. Jeanne, house of Hedge Sammy

Wheee!!! Fred da Eagle wanted to gif me a parachute ride as a bewinking gift. He has offered to gif you a lift, too, if you wantz. Harri

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! March 2005 1 - Cody, Spot 4 - Bobbie, Dylan