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Signs Your Cat is Overweight by
Matthew AKA NMR
Signs Your Cat is Overweight
14 Cat door retrofitted with garage door opener.
13 Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
12 Always lands on her spleen.
11 Fewer calls to the fire service, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
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Scary Cat Diary by
Matthew AKA NMR
Cat Diary
Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture....
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Of Cats, Dogs and Lightbulbs by
Matthew AKA NMR
The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not...
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OT - A good prank by
Magic Mood Jeep
This would be a good prank to play on everyone (except the claustrophobic)
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/April_Fools_Elevator/?c=&p=19
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The ONE and ONLY
lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde
in Bloomington! (And proud of it,...
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A conversation with Persia by
jmcquown
No, Persia, Daylight Savings Time does NOT mean you get to eat an hour
earlier! See, technically it's still only 4:00AM and besides, you don't get
fed until 6AM anyway. What do you mean that isn't fair?! How would you
like it if, when DST ends in the Fall, I don't let you eat for an extra...
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(OT) Can't sleep, high wind + heavy storms by
Pat
Sounds like a hurricane outside, too frightened to sleep and cats are
terrified. Our tornado watch is extended to 4 AM local time. Urgently
seeking purrs from anyone who might be awake at this hour!
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Cruising cats: March 27, 2006 by
Annie Wxill
Monday, March 27, 2006
We rose with the sun, ate breakfast, and pulled up an anchor covered with
Louisiana black mud. We retraced our path downstream and under the bridge
and entered the ICW.
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Prayers for a cat attacked by a dog by
Mishi
Some *&%^%^&*&^ teenagers thought it would be fun to sick
their dog on a cat, and videotape it. Little Pr*cks! The cat was
killed. :( Charges are pending against the little b*st*rds. There is
a bit more about it on this website:
http://wwnytv.net/72k/full-story.asp?uid=10642&area=home+page
Be...
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Tornado Safety purrs by
Pat
My greatest fear is tornados that strike in the night when I'm asleep, but I
am too tired to stay awake any longer tonight and don't want to sleep in the
dank basement which I have so far not had time to clean. Would appreciate
some purrs to keep me & the owners safe tonight.
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April 3rd 06 02:58 AM
by Pat
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[OT] pictures of clouded leopards by
John F. Eldredge
I have just posted a message in alt.pictures.binaries.animals, titled
"clouded leopards at Nashville, Tennessee zoo". Due to its large
size, the message actually posted as several parts, but will be
recombined when you read it. These are beautiful cats, with ring
patterns on their sides that give...
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strange behavior by
John F. Eldredge
Cinders has a habit of repeatedly opening and closing her mouth while
inhaling, making a suck-suck-suck-suck sound. Is this simply the
behavior called flehmening, or is this indicative of some sort of
problem, such as a dental problem? I haven't seen any other cat do
this particular...
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April 3rd 06 03:59 AM
by meeee
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baby kitten wanted by
Carmen
prefer female and shorthair.
Or if your cat will have baby soon, let me know and I can reserve one:)
thanks.
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April 3rd 06 04:20 AM
by meeee
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Please wish us luck....! by
Helen Miles
Please could my company, Dark Tiger, have some good luck purrs? As you
may know, I've been setting up a Production Company for a while. We
currently have a few *major* plans in the pipeline, and this week is
*crunch* time for 3 main projects we've been working on (for what seems
like forever,...
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April 3rd 06 04:33 AM
by Singh
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Cat Cottage by
Fat Freddy
I got my cats a Cat Cottage from Foster and Smith for about $25.
It's basically just a big carbboard box with 4 levels with holes so
they can climb from floor to floor. It also has openings in the sides
for doors and windows that they can go in and out or reach through and
play.
They race around...
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April 3rd 06 05:09 AM
by Karen
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Molly is smarter than I realized by
Jo Firey
Molly, our little ex-feral calico girl is smarter than I've been giving her
credit for. Much to my surprise she not only tolerates the pup Kayla, but
she even seems to kinda sorta like her.
Tonight she reached a new high (or low depending on your point of view) in
teasing Kayla. Kayla had...
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had to post this...cute cartoons by
meeee
you probably all know 'chickweed lane' but these ones are great!
http://easilyodd.org/othersites/hallmarks/hallmark20.html
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I captured a feral tom in my house last night by
223rem
I keep a ground floor window open at all times for my cats to
get in and out as they please.
In the last several months, a feral tom has been getting into the
house
through that window at night, and the sounds of him fighting my
cats used to wake me up 2 or 3 times a week around 3 am.
I would...
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Maybe They Should have Studied Purrs by
CatNipped
Yep, they should have studied purrs - they seem to work amazingly well. I'd
rather have this group purr for me than have a church group pray for me.
--
Hugs,
CatNipped
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[Article]: Punishment Is Not the Answer by
[email protected]
Excerpt
The following is an excerpt from the book Pup Parenting
by Lynn Lott, Jane Nelsen and Therry Jay
Published by Rodale; March 2006;$14.95US/$19.95CAN; 1-59486-081-5
Copyright 2006 Lynn Lott, Jane Nelsen and Therry Jay
Punishment Is Not the Answer
Some people mistakenly think that kind and...
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Teenagers by
Bill Stock
I was having a fitful nights sleep with Smokey at my side (as always) and
Miss Cleo roaming around from spot to spot and bring me her toys (WUWTA). At
one point I was laying on my side beside Smokey and Cleo was lying on my
Bicep. Miss Cleo stretches out her paw and sits there for a few...
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