I have been trying to lure Lorelei into my living room since shortly after getting the wonderful cat tree, since she would pass close to the big doorway on her way to and from the litter box, and the food and water in the kitchen. Well, when I decided to give her a can of Fancy Feast on Sunday...

Does anykitty have any more debate questions for the sheriff catnidates? Post them here. If not, I move that we have a vote! Who wants to be the vote counter? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence Queen Of The Moggies

For usses hoo celebrate Easter, I wanted tew rite n wish yoo a Happee Easter. Luffs n Peece Mosey

Hello. I am extremely disappointed this year. I made it my business to get my sekrit santa package in the mail on time but we have not yet received anything in return. I have sent 2 messages to the sekrit santa coordinator and have not had any response. My kitties are very well cared for and have...

Hokay, letz step lifely now!

so der i wuz mindin mine own buzinezz, it wuz nitetimez so i waz hagin owt hopin dat da hoominz wuld haffa bedtime snak, which iz uzulee sumfin uses kittez likez... but NONONONO!!! da furee snached minesef, putted me inna jail wif onlee waterz, anna NO FUDZ@@@@ so i komplained berree lowdelee...

Piglett is sitting on the couch and thinking about last Kissamouse time. Auntie soft and Uncle furry and al the cats were in that itty bitty komoartment after the firemonsters ate their house. They couldn’t due for their families like they usually did but, they were grateful that they were...

mai meomie iz tew tyred tew pozt fingz rite nao, n hur hurtz en hur neez n legz, n hur dindin dint ugrei wif hur, n hur n Pa iz bof kyda kranky, n ai miz mai wink Meowy tew. Hur iz ona tryp wif hur meomie, but hur wyl beh bak sune , ai hoap. ai m sawry fur teling yew awl uf diz. Luffs Mosey fur...

Well, Fred went out today for about the 5th time and was finally able to dig Jetadiah's box from underneath the workshop. It had ice in it under the insulation and it was sitting on a block of ice. But there was no Jetadiah in the box and no Jetadiah under the workshop. He has just disappeared. ...

Note: All cats will appear in order of arrival Chapter One: Oz and Voodoo - It all started in 1995, when my Sammy had to be helped to the Rainbow Bridge. She was full of cancer. :-( Shortly after that, Sammy sent Unca Graeme and I to see two 9 week old, black male kittens. Their mother had...

Oh hai ai putted uh liddle hart daown below n ai wunted tew sea iffen dat wud wurk heer. ♥ wat duz dat wook wike tew yoo?

Wiiilow sit down with her big notebook Ok here is what we haz so furr� 1. Gordon colors, predominantly green and white with navy stripes 2. Trudi’s drezz will bee white wiff a sash of da Gordon dress plads. 3. The weddink scarf, dat is rapped roun da paws durink da serimonee will...

Dear Ms. Chief Justicat, Can a kitty have more than one winkwink? I'm asking, because Smokey Gordon asked me to be his winkwink (he is mineown first love), but I'm already winkwinked to Sammy da 'Venture Kitty (we've even adopted a kitten together, Ranger). Fangu, Lilith Kitten, Age 8 Chief...

Tiger comes out of the 'porter door ready to rumble thinkin its the out cat he fights with from time to time calling him out... Hey whadya want??? I am ready ta rumble ifin you wantz, you innerupted minez nap... silence, shock, kitty mouth in a open anda little drool... you guyz innot from dis...

Me hasnt bin furry well fur a wong tyme n Meomie wus upsetted cos me wus beein so sik awl da tyme. Me awlso has colitis an it wus furry bad (I has had dat since I wus a lil kitty wiffa cat fwu) So between myne sikniss n colitis an myne furry seenyur age of 19 myne Meomie wus wurrit abowt me (so...

Lewi, now that we are back from our honeymoon, would you like to teleport over to my place tomorrow (Friday) night to watch the fireworks? The PawPaw will be working tomorrow night, but Debby will be home, so we can go exploring in her closet. She just cleaned it out! Kitty Schottland

Hihi Kitties! My gud fren Cleopatra - whoze now my sisfur-in law - an myownself wood like to infite the entire community for owr sekond annual Kissamouse 'venture. Las yeer's ORIENT EGGSPRESS 'venture was such gud fun an so enjoyable, dat Cleo an myownself finks dat we shud do it effurry...

purlese make brick fur Kat the paranoid, house of Bondi. this isa kittee dat wuz dumped atta soft anna furriez toona plaze, one of the cleanin wurkerz feeded hizsef but kuldint efur touch hissef but he did wate fur her anna meow thank you fur hizown fudz, MH

Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! I am NOT fat, I'm...

There I was, minding my own business, watching the hoomanz get ready for their toona place when all of a sudden with no warning furry came in and snatched me from under the headboard, I knew something was up beclawz he NEFUR bothers me when I am in there. Then he stuffed me in the kitty jail and I...