As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue velvet drape. Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...

Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee... I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had OrDurffz lazt nite. I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet. (Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...

Last night mine Paw opened da doors to let us out to da back yard like him always does, an we all wented out like we always does. But mine brofur Sammy Badcat lefted da back yard an him didn't come home. Him wented outside about 5:30 last evening, and as of 7:30 dis morning him is still not...

Meowmie had da see-fur door opin to let in da innerestin sownz an smellz fur ussez, an gess whut happinned? A trooder kitty kame into owrown patio! Wifowt evin aksin purrmishun! Whut nerv! Meowmie didnt evin tell it to go away, she juss klozed da door so we kudnt heer or smell it enneemore. ...

On Fri, 5 Sep 2003 09:42:06 +0000 (UTC), wrote: ... The question is are pics a problem in cat groups, so what are your observations about other people's behaviours on this issue? ru Pictures have not been a problem because the members of rec.pets.cats.*

I'ze think I'ze supposed tu be owtraged. Meowmie's been weird last few days. On Sattiday, she started takin' things offa shelfs. Den she unpluggded all de macheens dat wurk da innernet and rpcc an' stuff. DEN she startid pushin' furnishure arownd. Dat's noisy an' complicated heer, speshly...

Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda, Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...

Sammy: Francesca, is dat you? What are you doing flying da catacopter? And where did you find it? Francesca the Fierce: Yes, itz me. I was going thru da desk in my room at home - you know, da room dat used to be Harri Roadcat’s - an I founded her notes on where da catacopter was hangered and...

~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~ Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...

O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the middle of the room. Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...

This afternoon Pandora, aka Pandorable, the Angel-Bunny Princess, the Glacier Bunny, the Psycho-bitch, began her passage to the Bridge. The gift she gave us was the unmistakeable sign that It Was Time. She was a shy, stubborn, and sensitive little lady with a rare, but delightful pixyish sense of...

Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst! Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from da kitty shelter. Anyhow, since Paw...

Be safe everyone ... hug those sweet kitties and make sure they all stay indoors! Connie

Tribble was our sisfur and first we want to say how much we miss her, even though we picked on her lots when she wuz alive. We didn't no then how much she wuz helping us by being a lap fungus and taking alla the hoominz attenshuns. Now that sheze gone, they miss her lots and lots. And they are...

Auntie Shado and Kitty Schottland VC take their places on the magic couch, and slowly the kitties begin filtering in to pay their respects. The first ones are Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, in a rare moment of behaving themselves and getting along. They go up to Auntie Shado...

Porters start arriving at Niagara Falls for the celebrations of Canada Day, on July 1 and on through July 4, Mosey, MeOwy, Tyger , Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, BobQat and Mimzy have ported in and have set up their tents, and are awaiting their other friends. Pipps ports in with Ranger and they set...

da fudz sityuashun haz bin pwety bad heer. da TED sez dat ai hafta loze sum wate. sew, ai duzent efer git enuf fuds, an ai em hungri alla da tiem ai hafta tel mai hoomin tu giv myownself fud, anna mostli, ai havta wate anna wate fur it tu be tiem tu git a widdle bit uf dri fuds sumtiemz, ai...

My outdoor kitty, Daisy, had kittens in my garage Monday morning, my birthday. On Tuesday, I could hear more than one kitten but could only see one, a white one. This morning I went to check on the kittens and to make sure that Daisy was able to reach all of them, since she had had them in the...

Lil Bub, house of Bridavsky, passed away Dec 1, 2019. She will be missed. Know peace at the Bridge, cute girl.

Bummed out black n white tuxie quietly hangs up his blue cap with the red C on it and joins Unka Cory wif a hedbutt ... Fangs. I'll see your Burdwizer and raise you a Guinness. sigh "Unca Cory" wrote in message ...