It is just after dawn in New York City, and an aqua '57 T-Bird wends its way from the Village to the Upper West Side; there is little traffic at this hour, most of it delivery vans and trucks. At the wheel of the T-Bird is a petite, cream-and-white Persian cat, bundled up against the cold; the...

I haven't a clue what is going on in the 'cruise' anymore. Everyone is springing their own threads (heck, I did here but it's diffiernt being a pure 2foot thread). Maybe this is normal for such events? I do not know as i am new to RPCC but not 'story boarding'. I think my set are about to...

meowmee kaynt find the post or email , but rememfurz that you need this: She woud look up names for you, but does not rememfur who is in your clowder. This is the best she can do. Other kitties might also want to check if they are on this list, but furrgot to repurt OFFISHUL: Lizt of Offurrsirz...

I wish to repurrt a disterbince in da exteerior uv owrown howse. Da nayberz haz a noo puppee dat haz bin barkin awl affurnoon. Pleez make it stop. Respeckfully, Sundance

I copy-pasted and sent on to Unka Adam for LL, both the Reports and the Get Better wishes. It turned out to be an eight page Word Document. If you want a copy as an attachment, please email me at nsmol(at)dslextreme(dot)net, subject: LIST. subject: LIST will get you through the filter. HTH Antee...

i haz notted furgetted hersef, but i knew she was catversatin wif ranger so i wuz twinta get kittyz wuz not catversatin ta catversat... she, and ranger, anna alla ofur single cats can meet efin more single cats durin da aktifiteez while we iz on diz here kruze... Trudi... checkin ta see whut she...

I reported it too. On Mon, 07 Mar 2011 09:57:03 -0800, Sylvia M wrote: ABUSE Reported

Oh hai ai gnow Unka Dan, (uh hoomin) iz uh HC (Honorary Cat) cuz wee voated hymself en cuz uff awl da gud gud fingz he duz usses catz n uthur kreecherz az wull. Butted hoo else iz uh HC? ai furgotted diz Fank yew mai furendz. Mosey

Pleez watch dis infurmativ videeo fur further infurmashun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFP6kzZJGOs Da whirled muss be made safe frum turtulz. Sundance

Now dat we ar thru eetin, an hav reztid furra wile, Kin we dance at leeeezt wun slo-dance? -- Pitô.ônya

as the catmunitee has eaten and is having after dinner drinks and desserts and talking with old and new friends, kittys and friends slowly drift towards the dance floor, some cats have already started to dance to some music and general enjoyment and socializing is going on. among different...

I haz juss lerned dat, wunce agin, da hoominz iz messin wif dere klokz dis weekend (at leest da wunz in da USA). Da nooz repurrtz sez dat dey will "fall furward", an dat da time will be difurent after dat. I sujest dat we awl try to keep owrown hoominz frum fallin, eethur furward or ennee uther...

As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise occupying themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA speakers. "Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several kitties have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV Purrbearer I...

I sneekd intoo WooToo's rume. Uncl Bill dint gno I was ther. Hee playd wiff his poputer and den he gotted up an turnd off da lite an him an WooToo wen two bed. WooToo don' hiss at mee or nuffin anymor. Sew I nosepoinked her and we cuddled up an joynd Uncl Bill in seep. Human note: I woke up this...

We hurd der is a big danse on da shipp. We wood be most honnurred ifn mew would haf a danse wif each of uss. Jaspurr, Joey an Jack, holdin out a big bokay of nip lineng up to danse wif Louse

I hear that they are worth quite a bit of money. Anyone want one? Thank you.

Hi evry1. I not feel 2 gud. Walkin hurtz & leepin furry difficult. Evrything such effort, & gettin reel scrawny 2. I kum bak hir 2 make shur govt runnin OK & offer few sujeschuns & get HKC VP. I manely kum bak 2 say gbye 2 evry1. Louise

Please say a prayer for Gotcha, House of Condon, who went to the Bridge this morning. Lucy, posted wtih love

I actually managed to get a pic of Lorelei looking out of the window. She spends a LOT of time in her cat tree, but I rarely see her looking out of the window: all there is to look at now is snow...and more snow...

Da Meowmie gettin weddy to go sumware tew eggzcape cuz we gotz a Gweebling Alert an 'posed tew drife inland. Datz on account ob da erfkwake gweeblings in Japan. She cannot make da pawpaw gitted up outta bed. I do gnot want to git wet. An I do gnot want to git intew da carrier caje effur. Rite now...