Mineown Paw has a chance to get a new toona place. A toona place dat would mean dat him and me wouldn't haf to ride in dis boring old truck anymore. Da prollem is dat dey wants to innervoo him on May da fird, and him duzn't know if we can be back in southern Catifurnia by den. Dis job is working...

Turn on dat roomba vakum kleaner kuz dey iz so lazi dey didn't do it to suit mineself so i went ofur anna turned itself on mineself, OEJ, gagit wiz, SO DER!!!

I am a cute cute hairy little girl with a cute cute little bod. I was hard to keep, so my family threw me away. I lived on the streets. My hair got all matted & ugly. A kind foster family took me in but they first shaved off my hair. I had to have all my hair shaved off!! All of it!! I am so...

I hadda go to TED on Thursday, I wuzint feelin gud, Soft notized 'bowt a week ago dat I wuz mopey anna at furzt her thinked it wuz kuz I wuz jeluz of stormmee, anna while I duzint like dat her takez furry'z 'tention dat wuzint it, den her thinked it wuz kuz mine nailz needed klippin so her trydad...

I beg yourown pardon, Miss Stormmy, but would you like to accompany mineownselves to Catalina Island for the double date? Cousin Rosco Bashfully

As of now, with just a little more than 24 hours to go in this exciting election, 42 kitties have voted! Their names are listed at the bottom of this post. You have until the end of day on Wednesday, August 23 to cast your vote for Chief Justicat. You can vote by either posting your vote here...

I want to play with new toy I just saw! It's up so high I can't catch it. I tried to jump but that didn't work. So I just sit on the dining room table and look and look and look. GranMeowmie says I'm gonna get dizzy if I keep looking at it. What's dizzy? And what's that fan doing on the...

The teleporter twinkles and a small animal steps out. A few cats turn to look at her. I hope you don't mind that I'm here. I want to say a few words about a human as he had no cats. A cat motions her to go a head and add her tribute. Go'day, I mean hello kitties and thank you for allowing me...

I wantid to let alla yoo kitteez kno dat, doo to her wunnerful effertz at takin kare uv Sundance an me evin durin timez ub diffyculteez, I decidid to reward Meowmie by sittin in herown lap fur onlee da thirdest time since I kame to lib heer. It wuz onlee fur a minnit or so, but she deeserbed a...

Hi, Is Lily-whiskers here. My meowmie says dat I is off to TED on Munday to get fixed. But I isn't broke. So I would like sum purrs please. Meowmie says dat she can't believe I am so big already. My TED says I'm goona be HUGE because I have big paws and I'm already 5 1/2 lbs at 18 weeks! Pandora...

Most daze, Meowmie gits up in da mornin an, affur way too much time, givz us our brekfast an haz herown brekfast. Den she goez to her toona place, den when she kums bak she givz us our dinner and haz herown dinner. But sumtimes Meowmie stayz home all day, and she eets uther fudz in da middle uv...

Hi all, I'll be bringing my son home from the hospital tomorrow. Any tips for a new dad on how the cats will react to the new baby and any tips on how to get the cats used to our new family member? Thanks/.

Weze gettin close to da end uf our Iron Chef Catmerica kompetishun. We iz waitin fur our lastest judj, Bubba Cat, to taste and render his pinion. If da assembled kitties will indulj me, I wud like to wait until Tuesday evening to kloze da judjin. Dis is in case Bubba Cat's sekreterry can...

A few short weeks ago, mine littermate sisfur, Pooky, House of Graham, was called to the Rainbow Bridge to be with her human mom who left for the Bridge a few years ago. Pooky was an exceptional kitty, being called the "Queen of All She Surveyed." She truly was a queen of a kitty. She left...

Very shy, impressively-sized Siamese clears her throat, starts softly, and gains confidence: Pandora Pandorable, aka Angel-bunny Princess, aka Psycho-bitch, was our most senior cat at 18. Though she could be a little drama-queen at times, no cat has ever perfected a more snuggly repose on top...

Samantha bows slightly to the crowd. "Let's dance, effurrybody." She motions to the rest of the band--Allegro with her cello, Lilith with her flute, Petyoonya with the rocks, Talisker Pippin with drums and bodhran, Alice with her flute, Clyde with bagpipes, Tabitha on keyboards. Guests from...

(I just heard from Lee: I'm sad to say this, but Miss Violette has left for the Bridge. Unka Sonam) ++++++++++++++++++ A petite, cream-and-white Persian walks to the podium; she is carrying three forget-me-nots. She pauses, then meowss in a very soft voice:

Hello effurybudy...just a note to say that I, Princess Jasmine, haf given birth to four ginger and white kittens....more details later. Sekritary has me shut in the room wif the kittens, so I'se finding it hard to get too the pooter. And her muvver is here too, so she is standing gaurd too. The...

Hihi Kittiez! Happy Turkeybird day fur all uv owr 'merican freendz an dere hoomans - who shud be settink owt liddly plates of Turkeybird wif gravy an stuffink fur dere beluffed kitties! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/24/2005 12:10:14 PM

To those kitties whose folks celebrate Hanukkah, Ize would like to wish effuryone a wonderful Festival of Lights. Puddi Cat -- Remove "spam" from addy to reply