On the grounds of a remote castle very far away kitties can be seen materializing out of thin air. The teleporters are busy! Two red tabby cats, one lean and one rather portly, appear and head for the doors of the castle. Amelia: Sammy, Harri, hello. We're getting everything ready, and are...

Mine Paw getted a phone call last from a hoomin neighbor who saw a fluffy black kitty hangin around da parkin lot of a nursing home. Meowmie an Paw went and checked it but didn't find any sign of her. But dey also talked to a nurse dere, and gave her dere contact numbers. A few minutes later...

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari delinqwent? Lonely, Booker

Tabitha! Tabitha! I'z so 'cited! I got to ride in da truck today! Yesfurday was nice - we spended da whole day in truck (cept for da two walks we took), playin and sleepin and eatin and stuff. But dis morning Paw started up da truck (it purrs really loud!), and he made it MOVE! We rolled over da...

inny taykerz? I am 7 yeers old n wike tew pway. iam lonly...willingh tew shayer nip n toyz Will port innywere.. I gotz titlez tew, imprezzed yut?? Luffs Mosey Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada

Meowl, me maHmy and Dad r gunna take mee to the stinky place to get me checkd oot. My toofies dunt hurt but I dunt feel to gud in my tummy. I hab a hurt toofie. I dunt waaaaaaaaaaanna go! wen i lost my brudder Mutt, i promised to puuurrs to my hoomins, to make thim feel better. they knead...

Ralph, Vinnie, put da tabull rite heer. Nononono, a liddle tu da left. Datz rit, ummm, maybee jist a scooch tu da rite, nononono, tew much, der, datz beddur. Kissa, let me hold da buk ana pen wile yew put da tabull cloth on. Purrrrfeckt! Now fur da buk, da pen, and diz lufflee red roze wif a...

GRAND POOH-BAH DAY 17 OCT STOP ASSUME ALL KITTIES WILL HAVE APPROPRIATE TRIBUTES STOP SPECIAL TRIBUTES BECAUSE I BECOME VC THAT DAY LOUISE

Trudi returns to the PA and announces: OK i finded da notez... ucatz hasta qwit changin da fread namez, startz a new one so da slow soft can find what i want hersef to... da furzt actifitee iz now startin onna top offa da ship... itz urown heart storee anna i willz goez furzt... How I 'dopted...

Ok, kitties, we're getting close to the first mysterious part of our trip. The inscriptions say that we have to find a wall of shrubs that looks the back of a sea serpent. Sammy found something like it on the aerial photos, but now we need to find it for ourselves and check it out. Let's all...

Hi, efurry body! We are Mookie and Molly. We hafe a humin who used to read meow chat a furry long time ago. She has been wonderin if any uf you kitties 'members Rane Babcock or the Rankin Kittiez. She nefer posted to this group cuz she could only read it at work on her lunch hour. We are sorry...

a porter twinkles onna porch offa howze in new hafin... a rather unkempt kittee stepz owt anna ringz da bell... when da door opinz MH sayz... i iz herta pik up missee... iz hersef readi? MH haz hiz pawz full wif pakagez... i bringed sum flowerz fur maggie may ann sum hoomin baby fudz fur...

End of fizcal... quart... munth... well, sumthing coming up soon. Cud all Catmerica officers who hav not alreddy submitted repawts, pliz post repawt on how things going in yur area uv concern. Fangu. "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

how iz owrz planz fura kruze kumin along, itz gettin cowlder here, Tiger

ok her we iz at diz here bistro dat i think tiger's wifekitty showed uses a longlong time ago... maebe i efin juzt heared bowt it... itz inna franze... der iz danzin musik anna der iza patio where we kan eat owr fudz or order more... letz hafa danze den decide whut ta do next, purrhapz afur owr...

Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the area with Her special...

I've been having a tad bit of trouble with Bobcat's "computer" -- or rather Bobcat has been having a tad bit of trouble with Bobcat's computer. I just looked on my calendar and noticed that the Full Moon will be on Oct. 8th. Have there been any plans made for the Jellicle Ball?!? If so could...

Hello kitteez, I'z'd like to introdoos mineown self to da group. I'z Anaïs, and I'z a tree year old kittee. I'z a Persian, but I'z don't nuffin' bout no nooklear reactorz or dat yooraneum. I'z liked to meet some kittee and hooman friends heer, caws my hooman never had a kittee befor and hez only...

Finally. The fat wench has been extremely lax in posting our adventures. Her claims of seasickness, flu, typhoons, and hurricanes are not good enough. I'm going to either get a better hoomin, or teach her another lesson. It seems that following her around, staring at her, and sitting on her...