We'z gotted our box yestidday, and Meowmie let us opin it up! DERE'S TUNA IN DAT BOX! Dere's all kindz of good stuff allaways from da Great White Norf...toys to batbatbat all ova da place and treetz and a MOST AWESOME BED dat's SO SO SOFT! We'z not gunna talk about da laser pointy thingies. ...

A Meowmie's Tale: When Mac was at TED's lately with his troubles, Paw made the acquaintance of two kittens up for adoption there. He pretty much fell in love with the little orange one, but we were preoccupied with Mac, and the kittens were not ready to leave just yet. But we decided a good...

Jingle Bells as written and presented by Galen Dashin fru da howse Rownd 6 or so AM Goin reelreel nuts Kawz we kant opin kans! Da fudfud smellz reel gud Da teskchur iz just rite How gud it wud be in my tum... Oh! Haff we tryd a knife?!

Our Mousy Guy Song (to da tuna "Da Holly and de Ivy") The kitty and the mousie, Wuz playing in the yard, When the mousie said to hiz kitty frend, "Ouch, yer playing much too hard". {Chorus} Oh, the kitty sleeps in sunshine,

We three cats of orient are Bearing gifts and traveling far snow and fountain and catnip mountain following yonder star Siamese part: nip i bring to da holiday feast makes a kitten fink he's a beast

I wantid to let alla yoo kitteez kno dat, doo to her wunnerful effertz at takin kare uv Sundance an me evin durin timez ub diffyculteez, I decidid to reward Meowmie by sittin in herown lap fur onlee da thirdest time since I kame to lib heer. It wuz onlee fur a minnit or so, but she deeserbed a...

Tahzha wud lyke to annownse tha berth uf her seven kittens, born larst Sunday. There are Fife little boyz ann two gurls. She wud awlso lyke to rekwist purrs for tha liddlest gurl as she waz born furry small an needs extra fudz. She has a strong meow though so we're hopin she'll be ok. Thanks to...

On da Weekind me anna Tamby met ower nieu meowmie ann hur liddle gurl. Meowmie was gettin tu kno them before deesidin whether ennyufusses cud go an lif with them furreva an when she desided they cud meet usses, I lett them no they was mine hoomins by immeeediyately jumpin onna them an playin an...

Cinder anna Beauty, we got yur card an photos, an yur so prettye! Yu ar vurry attractive gurls. Bear anna Joey

Fangu, Puddi Cat. This reelly is a season of lite. Hear at my hous we ar selebraytin the Winter Solstiss. We think of the lite that coms after darkness, an new life that returns after the winter turns efyurrything brown an ded lookin. At leest thats how it is hear in the frozin north. Wishis fur...

Meow, Stormmee! EarthLink finally got their news-servers fixed, so now I can reply to you! I saw your post on Google Groups, and I would be honored to 'skort you on HRH Cleopatra Silvercat's yacht. 'Scuse me, Ms. Soft, I'm here to pick up Stormmee for our adventure aboard a yacht sailing to...

Deze ofur girlkitteez iz azkin so i figured i kuld alzo, duz you wantsa be mine skort onna kruze anna sharea kabin wif rosco, Chester, Stt anna some ofur boy kitteez maybe, Trudi thinkin 'bowt paw smoochiez

Sorry for the crossposts. I just now checked out the cat groups but didn't really see which one would be best, nor how much overlap there is. My 15-year old, Sadie Bugbane, was abused on her first trip to the vet, and since then it is almost worth the vet's life to take her in the doc. She is...

Many many years ago Juanny posted the First Kiss-A-Mouse. In 1995, his Mom Alison hoomized his story. I am going to post the hoominized version here as it was posted to rpc many a year ago. =============================== RatFinx's hoomin requests permission to share.... Its been a long time...

Chapter One (he said) Long long ago before anykitty can even imagine remembering, in a dark forest in a cruel coldcold winter, with icemonsters and snowmonsters, some little kitties were wandering about, lost and alone. The wicked humans had abandoned them (booo-hissspit!). The humans had got...

I iz so upsetted wif Meowmie, an embarrist, too! I juss fownd owt dat when owr sekkaterry wuz sinin owrown Kissamouse kards, she didn't juss write Rebecca's and my namez, she wrote herown name, too! I wud like to pollagize to da kitteez dat reseevz deez kards -- da nerv uv Meowmie fingkin dat...

owr hooman talked to Pigletts hooman today anna der iz purblems at herows wif the pooter, her iz fine wif her pakage anna willz email you wif detaliz when her pooter iz wurkin agin, her sayed no replazement santa iz reqwired, Tiger fur hiz very put owt furnd piglett... even one of her hoomanz iz...

ifin dat young smarteepantz kan azk a boycat i kan alzo... Duz you wantsa be mine'skort onna kruze anna duz you wantsa shara kabin wif Chester anna rosco anna sum ofur boy kittyz? OEJ

I have a question to ask concerning my daughter's cat. The cat was taken to the vet to be spayed, the vet spayed her and said that she had been pregnant, about one to two weeks gestation. Now there is a slight problem. My daughter's cat is an indoor cat and she does not have any other cats in the...

Iz you goin onna kruze? duz you wantsa be mine 'skort? duz you wantsa sharea statrum wif chester anna sum ofur boycatz? Stormmee, feelin veri furwurd today