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It looks like I may be going home tomorrow, after attaching the hospital's vacuum cleaner directly to my wallet. So please send purrs that: 1 - I do get to go home 2 - I survive this rape of my savings 3 - I somehow manage to get all this organized

Mike just called. He asked his girlfriend, Mandi Lynn to marry him and she said yes!!! I'm gaining a shopping, yard sale, crafting, cooking, reading buddy. And she is owned by a medium haired orange and white tabby named Carmel, who is very possessive of her. I'm so happy for us all. Pam S

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