Meowmie looks out the door as Cash makes a happy bark, but there is nothing there. Then Iowna alerts to the back yard. Of course! She opens the patio door and an early guest who's 2foots parked them in a kittah hotel comes in. It's chilly and they saw the chimney puffing, so grabbed a log and...

Diz iz Piglett and time iz gettink shortz. Haz u girl cats gone to toonyas botikue and gotted ur outfits for da dance and da rest of da serimoniez? I hazn herd if dere iz a partikular theme diz yearz. No one haz said muchez bout what dem iz wearink. Minown gown iz covered wiff Rainbowz, in...

Soft stupidly emailed her TV's response to The other hooman instead of putting it here where it belongs, So I decided she should start the new thread with it/ Miss Violette OK letz goo, TV openz porter and sets coordinates to start a new thread, doez you wanna stay atta same plaze in neworleanz...

Dis wuz da lastest straw. The uther day we heered Meowmie tawkin bowt how dat noo KFC chickybird iz furry deelishus. Today she bringed sum home an, as yoosual, didnt give ussez ennee! I fingkz we needz to orgynize a expydishun to go git sum owrownselvez. Whoze wif me? Ennee ideerz on how...

Our Paw's brother Pat is taking his dog Pearl to the vet for surgery tomorrow morning. She has to have a lump removed, which could be either a polyp or a cancerous tumor. Pat is scared to death, so purrs for Pat to be strong and for Pearl to be healthy would be appreciated. Amelia

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Amber, Baby, Nicholas, Percy, Stormee, Tinkerbelle, Yarrow 11 - Isabella 14 - Matthias, Oz, Voodoo 15 - Maestro

Won't you all join me in celebrating Lilith Kitten-Mahoney's sixth purrday? It was on January 31. I would have posted sooner, but was having computer problems. Meowmie Debby

We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs last week. Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize waz in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum. Den Booker kept...

She sniffs then gets surrounded by Cash and Iowna who put sandals on her feets and whisk her off! She grins big as she hears she is headed to Espiritu Santo Mexico! They remind her she is 14 today and she tries to count but gets lost after 10. 'Many' she says and grins. The doors open and a...

Until you have a night where you don't sleep well, you can't imagine how much activity goes on in your house with your cats. Today is my Toto-Ruter thing on my heart and I was a bit nervous last night. I don't think these cats, who appear to sleep most of the day, I didn't realize how much...

Liddul tortie & white gal steps up to the podium, carryin hur violin. "Fangu, effurywun hoo volunteeerd tu play sum mewsik dis evening. While kitties ar still cummin in an signin duh gest buk, I thot we cud haff sum singin, ****ry-style (we got uh madolin player!) Let's start wif an old favrit...

Meowmie fownd da purrrsonell fylez fur da Spa an Booteek. Some uf deze kitteez are not in da communitee much ennymoor, so we will be needing tu fill sum vacanceez. For neow, if da following wuld chek in pleez iff yu are heer an still infurrested in wurkin in yur preefiuz job. Dat will gif uz an...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Mirana, Pixel, Quincy, Salmonberry, Shawn, Sprint, Stone, Teva 4 - Boris, Sundance, Tiger 6 - Mama, Mme. Anaïs 12 - Colette

Your female cat's uterus cut apart: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/cspay_12.jpg Your male cat's balls ripped off: http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut3.jpg Aren't you the caring human!

after a while of talking and listening to good music and listening to stories of other bewinkings through the ages Tiger walks up to the microphone to give the toast to the newlywinked couple... Staff is passing out nip drinks to everyone, and then Tiger signals that they should each take a glass,...

PawPaw iz goink tu da horsepittle on Moonday, erlee in da mornink. He feelz HoKay, buttid hiz TED wantz hi to hav un 'angiogram. Itza a hart tezt. Mine PawPaw hazza gudgud hart, purleez send him lotza purrz, an tink ov him erlee Moonday mornink. Fanguz, guyz! Pit2nya

Hey Pipps, you wanna go to da Madonna Inn wif me? Sounz like it could be fun. Ranger I'd love to Ranger, thank you for asking meh. It duz sound like it could be fun:) Pipps

I wuz sleepin on da spinny chair at Meowmie's desk, den da nextest fing I knew I wuz on da flor an felt awl funnee. Meowmie wuz standin over myownself awl wurried. She watched me fur a kupple of minnitz, den made a phone kall.. I heered her say a word I dont know, "seezhur", an a kupple of minnitz...

one lonely wineglass sits on a table, wrapped in a fluffy, pink, breast cancer awareness scarf. many other glasses are raised toasting: to her sense of fun! to her sense of humor! to her fast living! to her big smile! to her hearty laugh! to her enjoyment of the best of all things! to her...

Happi New Yeer Effurykitty!!! I hope all of you little kitties have a safe and happy new yeer. May your new yeer be filled with joy, treats and most of all, love Happy Purrdai to all Januwairee Kitties!! Happi Purrdai tew yew, Happi Purrdai tew yew,