poo baaa said it was potlukk. yew no hoo yew are that did notted bring fudz. happi purrday poo baaa aka louise sekritari of fudz beauty who tests fudz and neffur bribks dem

http://cheezburger.com/View/4319718912 see yew on da dork syde uff da muhn Diux pixshu is ubaowt 2 weex old. Luvz MoseyO

http://www.hemingwayhome.com/HTML/our_cats.htm Wee are tyred of stayink all da time in our house and we want a break! All 60 kitties

Mine sekkerterree/Meowmee iz fynulwee bak. Hur smelz frum udder kitteez. It'z bin twelf dayz. Hur had da nurff tu hit da "Katch-up" buttun. Neow hur iz komplaynin ov jette-lagge. -- Pitô.ônya

O T grabbez gramby's curling iron and hold it like microphone as he runs to the center of the room. When da gramby had her hart tack her it wuz onlee pumpink 30 percent at the back that it should be. Him went in dere diz day and said itself iz now pumpink 50 per cent. Him didn’t due any...

Gbye all my frends. Louise

Gramby wuz in da baffrum anna I wented in anna waied mineself anna it said I waied free pounz. Ga gramby laffed at me anna said I kudent put jus mine fruntpawz on itself. I figgered I shud get more fudz but herself said NOOOOOOO.

Ai noe ai m en da tuff gurl kitty club, em ai da praz uff et? ai furgit, ulso, hoo lse is innit? Pipps TGK

da fudz sityuashun haz bin pwety bad heer. da TED sez dat ai hafta loze sum wate. sew, ai duzent efer git enuf fuds, an ai em hungri alla da tiem ai hafta tel mai hoomin tu giv myownself fud, anna mostli, ai havta wate anna wate fur it tu be tiem tu git a widdle bit uf dri fuds sumtiemz, ai...

Ize had won wite wisker fur awhile now. I fought it waz mi siggynatur an looked specel. But nowz Ize got ANNODER wite wisker. Meowmie sez Ize growin old an gray. Ize onli 9 yeers an ize supposed to be awl blak. Snowflake, not able to hide ani more

You are imbited to the winking ob MeOwy and Mosey on Sunday, September 12, 2010 at noon o clok. The ceremony will tayk playse on da uncharted Pasifik Island on wich da couple furst met, on da south side onna blak sand beech. Da coordinuts ar: 18 00' 29 S, 175 26'32"E Recepshun immeedeatly...

Hi all, Just heard that she had a heart attack the night before last, and an emergency angioplasty/stent. Today she's weak, but up and walking, may go home tomorrow or next day. She's to return in a few weeks for one or two more stents..

Hey Moz, diz iz Willow, iz we in da pariz skatink for da olympix or know?

Ennyfurrybuddy twyink out? Iam, fur duh Long Hall Zoom. Iam pwactissink effury day fur dis. I duzint hab stayrez sew I cannot doo stayre zoomz. MeOwy, hoaping tew meddle.

A fren who postzs on anofther cat grup had da neft to say "Kenzie is getting fat." Duzen him know cats are fluffy not fat? O T hissing about this.

On Toozdae, da 13f, Rosco's Meowmee iz habbing hur birfday n Ii/weeee wuntud tew be da furst tew wish herself uh happee one. Purrz n kakyz n happee fingz fur yerownself Anti Debby Luffs Anti Kyla Mosey, Pookie, Sqweex n Pipps.

MOS ub usses wud gnot wan r nam chanjed. Wee chos r nams an den tol da hoomins two pik dem. Or wee haff gotten yoosd to da stoopid nams dat da hoomins pikd. BUTTED, heer is a way to getted yoor nam chanjed iff yoons wanna do dat. It was inBENted by mine dottir Missy, aldo it iz possubl dat uthers...

i am sawry ai habnt poastud laytly but mine sekrutary hazznt been fealing gudgud wif awl da dum tezts hur haz bein goin fru n hur iz coopurating, but hur gotted uh badd kramp in hur syde frum awl da ridz in da ambulunse n wen dey did da EEG, da womin putted da strap on hur tew tite n Meowmie sed...

Dere I wuz, havin a relaksin nap in da sun in da purrivacy uv myown home, an Meowmie gitz da kamra an takez picherz! How kan she take a picher uv myownself in such an undignificated pozishun, an den post it online fur awl da whirled to see? Dis kallz fur revenj! Whutever yoo duz, do not let yur...

Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...