Guyz diz iz O.T. someoneofuz haz godda kall damenz in da white koatz. For threff nitez Willow jumpz atda TV when Ledderman iz on. If da musik guy iz on or sommeone elsz, she iz fine but when himselfz iz on Willow kepz jumpinz at da skreen. Da Gramby haz taturn off da thing to hakez her...

Hihi diz iz O. T. Da Gramby is doing somephin kalled tax stuff. Piglet tole us ta stay out of it and away from gramby until her iz done. But NNNNOOO Willow had ta go an jump on da table and knock all dat paper off! Da gramby didn yell at herself and Willow fout her had gotted aways wif it...

Hihi diz iz O T anna Willow gotted in big trublez wiff Miz Piglet diz day. Las nite it wuz kold in da garage and Willow cided ta stay out dere. Her wuden kom in for nuffin. Herselfz uzually slepz rite by Sadie Dog ta keep warm. Butt notted las nite. Sadie wuden settlee down so Gramby putted...

Willow dawns a big floppy hat with a bow in the back, a beautiful cobalt blue leather outfit this being a short skirt and vest. She holds grambys curling iron (the one O T uses to make announcements to the community. I luffz Pariz in da springztimez, I luffz Pariz in da fallz, I luffz Pariz in...

Hihi diz in O T anna gramby boughted one of dem heet raps for herown wrist. Her aktuallee got sum sleepz laz nite. But, her woked up diz mornink finkink herown arm wuz on firez. Her kudnt moff it and fought sumphin wuz wrong. (Behind his paw) Willow iz alwayz kold and las nite sumtimez her...

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As somekitties might know, there was a terrible plane crash early yesterday morning in the vicinity of Lexington, Ky. There were 50 humans onboard... only one survived, and is in critical condition at a Ky. hospital. My cousin (my father's brother's son) is a pilot for ComAir (the airline that...

My son saw your name on a post. Do you or your Dad have a history with older cars, Plymoth or Studabaker? He swears he has seen that name before. He is going to google the name but I figued asking was quicker. I accused of him drinking my wine but, oops, I did that.

Because I'm a serial killer and I want to feed the remains of my victims to my cats.

Az yu nose, we lives inna middul uv a city. A small city, Meomie sez, altho it luks big enuff tu me, butted a city. We gits cats, d*gs, seegulls, pijins, mices, rats, an thatz bout it. Sumtymes a moose inna parks, wat causes eggsitement. Now weze gotten these fings called coyotes!!! They iznt...

Mine Deer Frenz, We haz been frens sinz da dayz ov awr pee cee anna awr pee cee cee. We haz played tugeffur, kried tugeffur, had adbenchurz tugeffur.Weez shayred Shu beer, niparitas, mofs onna pik, toona rolls. Weev tayken kare ov biddies, peeps, d*ggiez, an most ov awl, ower hoomins hoo we luv...

mine mofur in paw julie porter annownced on anofur grup dat mine sisfur in paw wented to da brige today... I iz nowncin it beclawz i know dat mine mofur in paw iz sad anna hazint been feelin da bezt so i thinked i wuld do it here in rpcc ta safe her da stwess, gudbye mine dear sifur in...

Itted wuz furry funny. Shee took da collar in her teef an pulled it off. Den Uncl Bill comd downstares and say "Bear, were's yoor collar." An Bear wen rite OVER to his collar and stood dere wile Uncl Bill putted it on hiimseff. Den Uncl Bill sez "notty gurl" to widdle Samanfa. Butted she dint...

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Da gramby iz all hissed off, diz iz old newz but her just found out some detalez. John Trablota wuz beink blakmailed for a bunch of toonaz. Da reazon waz dat sum peoplez dat are spozed to help hoomanz in need, tuk some pickturez of diz manz son when him waz on da way to da bridj and dem wanted...

Meowmie wud lyke tu node if eny kitty kin tell hur sumfin. Effury tyme she postz, she haz tu fill in da leddurz at da bottom befor hur messij iz postid. Iz der sum way tu git rid uv dis? Fangu. DaRennieKidz

I have a 4 year old male cat. I have had him for his entire life. Found him few days after he was born and feed him with a dropper for a while. Now he is a big, fat 21 pound cat. For some reason, unknown to me, he throws up about once a week. Seems to happen after he eats a lot. I think he is...

We all wonder, Why Do Pets Get Pet Health Insurance? Maybe they live dangerous lives? You'll all agree that, today, pets are becoming more like humans. Pets get insurance, go see doctors on a regular basis, eat out, get gifts, clothing, etc. Well, based on this image here, it seems that they...

Diz iz O T anna da radio fingie just said dat da hoomanz shud be watchink out for tornadoz until free diz mornink. Now why wiff all da nize fingz ta watch wud u want a tornado? Hoomanz, go figgure.

Sundance an me haz bin tryin to do a liddul dekoratin heer in da hows, but our hoomin duznt seem to unnerstand. We try to arraynj our toyz in artistik ways in varius places in da hows, but Meowmie keeps puttin dem all back in wun place! How kan we git hur to appreshiate wut weer tryin to...