There was an earthquake monster tonight! About an hour ago, the floor shook! Dad's so dense sometimes that he didn't notice anything, but Mom did. Earthquake monsters worry her, and I don't like that. Felix, who prefers that floors not move -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

We had *earthquake* monsters here today!!! Mom came home pretty shaky, and this was about eight hours *after* those monsters visited, and I didn't like it AT ALL!!!! Felix, indignant -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Here is a site that shows where and when an earthquake is located: http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ Big one (5.9) off the coast of N. California this afternoon! Mishi

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Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi mine...

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as sekritari of fudz i haff announce mint. i haff captured da eeester bunni becauz i need more fudz. da bunni says she has eggies somewhere and shell giff me sum if i releese her. i am catfuzed. if i releeses bunni and don'ty git eggies, i lost. shud i eet the bunny or trust the bunni will giff me...

Hookay, gize. I'ze mustardin' da troops tew patrol fur dat EEstur Bunny giy. Weusses don lyke da ideer uv sum offer animule kummin' intew ower houz anna hydin' stuffs. He got past usses fur da last fyve yeers, but dis tyme, weusses iz goona ketch him! Dis iz da plan: Orangie, yew watch furum da...

Ize NOT dressing up as a lady bunnee tu attract da Eestur Bunney. Let sum uthur kitty do it dis yeer. Not me not me not me nefur again!!! Allegra, rememfurring last yeer

da eestur bunni kame bak after i letted herself escaype and she lleft me a giunt toona eggie. no shocklate, chust toona. so itz gudgud i letted bunni go. did da bunni leaff you eggies or toonas? beauty

HiHi kitteez! Happy Eestur to dose uv yew who celebrate itzownself! I'ze myownself iz gonna be strollin inna da parade down Fifth Avenoo anna invitz any kitteez who wantz to cum to Mew Yawk City to stroll wit us. After dat, we'ze cud goze to Chinatown fur dinner. Y'kno dese restaurantz dere haff...

Itz an eksitin eevnin neer at owrown howse. Rebecca an me iz playin kittee hokkee wif da treet ball. To make it ekstra challinjin, weze playin in da kichen whare derez alwaze da danjer uv bumpin into da wadder bowl an kreeaytin a wadder hazard. Meowmie likez it when we duz dat, we know she...

Sinse effereekittee but mineself iz on ad kruze, I fink dey otta gnow. da Bear gotted out wile da gnice are-condishuning man wuz workin in da hous. Mommy Mickey yelled four Uncl Bill an RUND out wiff da weesh. Uncl Bill tol me GNOT twoo com out wiff himself. Butted da Bear was nex dour at da...

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dat ted steeled mine blood agin today den hadda nerf ta say i mine own bootiful three kulured suf faled her stupin hoonon tezt, now i hastsa take a whole pillee thingy efuri day instead of onli a haffa one, GRRR OEJ

Hey! That wuzn't much of a selebrayshun fur sumbuddy who just turned twelf!! I wanna eat and dance and ride on thuh motorcycul. Here, Zach, I brot yew a Harlee fur yer twelf birfday! Greetchen Marie, wundering ware thuh partee went

I know dat some ub usses lib where it is coldcold. Dis morning just outside Chicatgo da furmometer reads 0, an da weather lady sez da windchill is -18. An some ub you lib where it is even colder! So efurrykitty (an efurrydoggy, too) please stay safe an warm. Sammy

Talk 'bout a 'citing afternoon! Dis mornin da tempachoor was kinda high. It was in da high 70's when mineown Paw lefted fur work. An da hoomidity was high, too. So Paw left da air conditioner set to keep da house from getting too hot. All day da sun was shining and da sky was purty clear. Den...

I went Out yesturday!!! Meomie squeeled wif delite - she seems abit stressed out so she needed a distrakshun. She went up anna down thu street peekin undur naybours steps an sayin 'HEEEEERE KITTY! HEEEEERE SAM!'. Blak catz is rilly hard tu spot inna dark, but I did let hur see me wunce or...