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Hiss at Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.
I will gno sleigh...
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Dey is WAFFING by
Will in New Haven
I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a...
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Purrs for Tiger's trip to da Bridje by
Will in New Haven
On Aug 15, 11:34*pm, The Porter Cats
wrote:
I love Lee so much and I feel so frustrated being so far away!
Don' wurry Ant Julie, Uncl Bill sez wee iz awl sittin roun an
elektromic campfire an no wun we lub is far aweigh. Wee ar awl
together in sad times an glad...
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Samantha wants it to sn*w by
Will in New Haven
She WIKES itted an shee iz sayin effery thyme shee goos outted, "is it
snowing yet? PEEZ let itted snow soon."
Wee don' wannit to sn*w. It maks da hoomins messy an da doggies,
expeshully da Bear, getted da cole an wet stuffs all offer usses. An r
outdoor kitty frenz don wike itted.
Wee is afrade...
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Maggy May Tribyoot Thred by
Will in New Haven
Mosey n his wife kitty Meowy, stand upp tewgeffer, holding pawz, n goh
tew
da podium.
Maggy May wuz uh wunnerful bootiful woman cat hoo luved bitties, Hur
hulped
bitties in reel life tew, n une dae ai wuz habbing uh BBQ n wen her
had
eeted, hur wispured sumpfifng tew her frendz, ubaowt me n Meowy...
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November 5th 10 09:26 PM
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Purrs four Mommy Micki by
Will in New Haven
Our Mommy is not feeling gudgud. We wood tell yoons mor butted awl we
gno is dat she is talking to her noo-rolojust. Wee ar wurried.
Peez purr.
--
Missy an Sunrise and da Bear an Samanth an Uncl Bill and WooToo
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My Sun-Pool has drieded UP by
Will in New Haven
Deer Catmunity,
I am inDIGunt. I wuz nappin in a gneiss pool ub sunlite dat wuz
shining on wun ob da BESS soff spots in da carpit. An gnow it is
GONED. I waked up an it has climbed WEIGH up on da wall, wer I cant
yooz itted. An Uncl Bill iz at w*rk.
Mak him come hom an giff me itted BAK.
WooToo
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Da Bear an da Stears by
Will in New Haven
I gotta tells yoons about mine doggy, da Bear. A fyoo mumfs ago he
foun dat hee cood no longer clime da stares furry gud. Sumtimes he
wood be stuk in da rong plase.
Sew Uncl Bill an Anti Micki, da Bear's Mommy, setted efferyfing up for
da big boy on da firs floor (hoomin note: We have always...
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December 7th 12 11:28 PM
by cshenk
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Da Bear Wented to da Bridj by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill is furry sad an cannot typebite four long. Da Bear laid down
in his Mommy Micki's rume an he muss haff been furry tired. Beclaws he
dint wak up but wented to da Bridj. I am sad butted I know dat he is
gonna bee wiff awl ob ar ol frenz an wiff mine Mommee wile he wates
for doze ob us leff...
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Purrs four R Meowmie by
Will in New Haven
Mine Meowmie's whole side was stiff an num, sew shee hadded r Ant
Kaffee (GNOT Uncl Bill's fren frum chicatgo) drif hur two da merjencee
rume. She wokd out to da kar an tole Uncl Bill gnotted too worry but
sedded "yoo cannot gnor sumfun wike diss at r aj."
Later on, Uncl Scott, Meowmies liddl boy,...
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Bella Puppy by
Will in New Haven
Wee gotza naybor nam Kaffee. Shee haz a doggy nam OWIVia hoo is meen
an notty. She YELLS at da Bear wen shee sees him on hisown wok an
tries to bited him. An hee is sush a gud sweeet boy dat he due gnot
fited bak. An shee got Out wunse an wuz losted an Uncl Bill pikd her
up an tookd her hom. An she...
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Bear Don' Bring usses GNO Pingpat Balls by
Will in New Haven
Wen Bear walks r Uncl Bill he brings hom sumfing mos ub dat thyme.
Yooshily it is tennus balls wat r a littl fun butted r tootoo big four
seryus kitty-play. Once he brung hom a goff ball wich wuz lotsa fun,
specially wen Mommy Mickey stept on it an neerly fell an sed sum
iNNERESTING wurds. Butted...
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July 9th 09 01:01 AM
by Granby
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Da Exterioar: Mine Reeport by Wascal by
Will in New Haven
Da Out iz outsyde da housuz an der iz a LOT ub itted.
Da kitteez wut wiv in da Out haff sum warm wether rite neow, sew dey
doo gnot nead binkiees too keeps dem warm. HowsumEVER, it iz berry
reportant too haff da Hoomins keep feeding demselfs and hepp dem
getted da TED kar wen dey gneed it. Dis do...
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July 18th 09 10:25 PM
by Granby
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Missy PURRED at Uncl Bill by
Will in New Haven
Wee wuz on da fudz-couner dis morning an Uncl Bill had putted sum mor
kibble in da bole BUTTED wee cud see himself openin a fingy of DEEE
lishus chikum gooshy-fudz an puttin itself in a playt. Sew we wuzn'
paying muches attenshun to da kibble.
Sune he brotted DAT playte to are counter an, as he...
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July 21st 09 01:14 AM
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Deer Piglett by
Will in New Haven
I wone introod for furry long butted I wan yoons to gnow dat all ub
usses ar cryin an feel furry bad four Granby an all ub yoons.
Da Bear an mine fren Heather is looking at da skye to honur da Sadie
on hur way to da Brij.
Wen yoo wanna talk, get in touch.
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Wascal
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Da Ebull Umpire by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill YELLED at a man hoo wuz on r tellebizun. Hee wuz drest
funnee, in blak wiff a MASS on hims fays. Hee lookt like Darf Vadur.
Uncl Bill sed hee wuz ebull an a umpire.
Cood dat man com to da hous an beet up Uncl Bill. Wud da Bear letted
him doo dat? Wood dat man hurted a kittee-cat? I will...
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Uncl Bill KAN Lurn, butted it ain eesee by
Will in New Haven
Dere is a pillo for gnappin on da floor in da dining rume. I let
efferykitty and widdl Samanfa yooz it if I don' gneed it. It is furry
gudgud four gnaps.
Yesserdeiigh, der wuz a byootiful pule ob sunlite across da rume frum
da pillo. Sew a kitty cud gnap in da sun pule or on da pillo butted
cud...
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May 16th 10 11:29 PM
by Granby
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Somcat is Gnot as MEEN as she SEZ by
Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill or Mommy Micki gib usses r fudz, summytime da hand wiff
da fudz cumz furry, furry klose to Missy. An shee NEFFER hisses at dem
den. Neffur. Shee iz a softee.
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
Yoo nuts? Ob KORSE I don' hiss at dem DEN. I am MEEN, I ayn STOOPID.
Dat is wy da Goddess gav dem...
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Sum Ennertaynmen at da Brij by
Will in New Haven
A furry gness man wiff a beerd an long hare is playing a gittar and
singing. It is his birfdeigh an his frenz dat ar also at da Brij are
sellybrating with him. Awl da uther peepl an dogs an kittees an
efferybudy lissens. Maggy May purrs along as shee washes hur bably
effedunt fren.
Happy Birthday,...
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Random Stuff by
Will in New Haven
It is the nature of things, friends, companions, events and joys, that
they are not permanent.
It may be that it is better to harden ones mind and convince oneself
that the thing in question is gone, so life can go on without any more
regret.
However, for me they are always with me, people, pets,...
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