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Warning: contaminated cat food in several US states by
Amelia T Cat
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/consumer&id=7853380
The Kroger chain of stores has announced that several brands of dog and
cat food sold in 19 states might have been contaminated with aflotoxin.
If your humans buy dog or cat foods from this chain, please ask them to
check...
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Warning: Singing by
Cheryl[_5_]
Meomie klames she wuz singin. She kant sing. HOnessly! She wuz makin
stranj noyses, I thot she wuz sik an callin out tu me, 'cat'. Wat kin yu
du???? She wont stop!!!
Sam
Although I am not much of a singer, I get a lot of harmless pleasure out
of participating in a couple of community choirs of...
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WARNINK, WARNINK Truder Kittie in da Area by
Gramby
Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite
her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself
againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az
Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...
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by Gramby
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Warninz Hoomanz aprochinz by
Granby
OEj, Stormmee, Chester an alz da restz. U bestz be kleanin up da
rearanginz, soft and furry are on der wayz hom. I hopz u waz gudgud anna
dontz getz in trubl.
ur fren Piglet
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Wascal by
Granby
You said der was gonna be a warmz firez at Unkle Billz house diz week endz?
Iz dat stillz on? I founr some shrimpies in da freezer and sum krab legs.
I hafta leaf dem for da gramby. Her reallie likez deese fings but won eat
dem in public, says demselves is hard to krack and her kant get da...
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Wascal , Maggie May and da restz you got a job o do. by
Granby
Hi guyz, diz iz O. T. you guyz gotta big job to do. You gotts talke Uncle
Bill into doink da novel in 30 dayz like Uncle Dan iz doink. We allz knowz
himself kould do it. If not, we would allz have a gudgud think ta readz.
O. T. looking over grambys shoulder, aktually sittink on it while her...
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by Granby
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Wascal Comes Home by
Will in New Haven
The porter device twinkles in the corner of the old barn. It is very
late on a a very cold Catnetticul night but the weary cat who walks
through the yard and into the house seems more tired than cold as he
drags two sacks with him. He is clearly damp and his steps are not
quick. When he is halfway...
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Wassa kittiesAA?? by
rafflescat
Hihi! Sukie heer!
Myne furrendz MeOwy n Pipps n myneself heerd TuTu's Meomie sayin dat
sumcatz needs kittiesAA (fills up shot glasses and hands them out
again)
Now, wees wunnerin wat dat meens.....hic....hic... cos we dussnt
know....burp..... (fills up shot glasses again)
Sukie pulls down the big...
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Wat Ai Did Tu Meowmie by
Sqweex =^*.*.^=
O hai
Sqweex heer,
Yu noe wat ai did tu Meowmie Kyla?
Fur da lazt 3 nitez n napz, ai hab bin gittin on hur syde uf da big bed n
purring n cudling wif hur.
Dat maykez hur hapi, n hur petz meh n smilez.
ai luf tu mayke hur smyle ;)
Sqweex
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Wat da hoomins did DIS time by
Tabbeycat
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/corset.asp
Dat's nastee! Wy wood da hoomins want to look like a giant boot? Dough
apperantly its sopposed to bee like a corset mew can nefur take off.
Hoomins haf such crazee sexual fetishes, its like dey're more
primitiff den us cats!
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May 21st 09 09:59 PM
by Granby
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WAT KIND OF BUKZ DU YER HOOMINZ WIKE TU REEED? by
Mosey=^ ..^=
Owr Mwomie wikes The Cat Who..bukz, bai Lilian Jackson Braun, sum bai James
Patterson, iny bukz ubaowt cats, hur gotted uh Catmopolitan magizine frum
Unka Gandolf, n et wuz gudgud. Et iz wike Cosmopolitun, but wif cats,
instead uf hoominz. Da covur wookz wike Mme Anais.
Haow abaowt yer...
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WAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YER HOOMINS WIKE? by
Mosey =^^=[_4_]
Hai mai furrendz
Ai wuz wundeing wat kynd uf moozik yer hoominz wike.
Ai dunt noe hoo Sekrit Santa weh wil gib tu, YET , but we wunna send dem
uh CD 'mayhapz or uh kuhset.
Sew, tel meh pweez.
Fangu
Mosey
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Wat Mai meowmie did fur Anti Bess Gordon by
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
oh hai owr gud furendz
weh hab uh wunnerful meomie hoo copied n pazted awl da Candlez dat wur lit
fur Jack Gordon n e-mayeld
Dem tew Anti Bess in Scotland n put sum rozez en wif dem fur hur az uh
keapsake..
Weh luffz owr meomie Kyla..yeUP
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.
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Wat MeOwy n Ai Wud Wike Tew Kontriboot Tew Jellicle Ball by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Oh hai owr gud frendz
MeOwy n ai had uh dixcushun n we wunt tew order sum, uff da rainbow
hankies dat sae Jellicle Ball 2011 on dem,
Dey wud beh in gold n red baskets fur eech une dat sinez da gestbuk, on da
table, dere, n den MeOwy,
hoo iz uh wunnerful seemstrez, wood wike tew mayke uh ...
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Wat Pookie Didded by
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
Mine funnee neffew Pookie wuz taykin uh nap wif Pa , hoo is rekooping frum
uh operashun, n he tryed tew owt purr MEE reel laowd, wich he nebber duz, n
Pa telled Meowmee, hoo dint beeleeve him..cuz Pookie nebber purrs laowd wike
dat. Harrumph n mrrrrrrrrt wiff Pookie. Mabbee itz cuz Meowmee...
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WAT R U DUIN RITE NAO? by
Pipps= =^..^=+
tYPIN DIZ EN AWL KAPZ.oOPZ..sawry
waching owr sili h00minz wach uh heby medul progrum on vee H 1 kwazik
moozik. bideoz...
Sun wumun kald Leeta Foord iz singin 'kiz meh dedly..'
Nao dey r waching uh moovy kald 2001..Ooooooooo weerd kolorz on da tee
vee.....
Mosey iz bein weerd..hym iz...
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Wat Tyme Iz da Winking? by
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
I hab tew axs, wat tyme iz da winkingh uff Sherif Rocso n Stormmee? I
wunna beeeeeee dere but mine hoomin gits up layte butt Iwill wayke hur upp.
MeOwy, wood yoo wike meeeee tew beeeee yer scort?
I wood wike dat furry mutch.
Mrrrrrrrrt?
Wuffs
Mosey
Wooking furwurd tew diz happee event
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Wat weh awl wook wike nov 3 by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Oh hai mai/owr furendz,
Heer r sum pix uf owr cat famli.
http://home.comcast.net/~waterman-michael/site/
Pa rote da pome on da frunt n yu hab tu hit Photos tu she wat weh awl wook
wike.
Mosey : ai m da gray n wite fuzzy une
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Wat weh wook wike by
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
http://home.comcast.net/~waterman-michael/site/
Owr Paw rote da pome da frunt n yu hab tu hit Photos tu seh whut wee wook
wike .
Mosey (meh) is da gray n white ai jest terned 10 on Joon 1 ,
Sqweex haz 3 pix uff hurself, une jezt pozing, une en da
wtndoe, n une on da nip, Hir iz sew funi.
Pipps...
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May 19th 12 08:40 PM
by Meowy
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