Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna...

Myown harri sended me a ghift to mine houze wiff Unkle Dan and Aunt Nancy. It waz a mousie dat soundz like itself haz a mousie in its tummie. I luffs itself and am still playink wiff it. Dan and Nancy, Lee and Robert were here today. Just seeing them made me feel better. We went out to eat...

sum of youcatz may haz notized dat mozey haz notted posted lately... diz iz beclawz hiz meowmie has hadda veri serious healf issue which cauwzed hersef to be hurted... her iz notted dowin veri well anna dey needsa lotsa purrz fur hersefta getz betterer. Tiger fur hiz howze wif all catz purrin...

Meow! So I was doink mine duty az a cat, and inspektink da clozet where da hooman keeps hiz clothes and da hooman duzzent see myown bootiful seff, and he clozes da door an loks me inside! I wuz trapped! And we Purrsians only haff a liddle, delikate Meow, so he didn't heer me! It wuzn't...

Purresident/Grand Poohbah Loveable Louise, I've completed the background check on Tiger. Should we have a confirmation hearing? Respectfully meowed, Rosco P. Catrane, Age 4 Sheriff Of Catmerica

Hello, Itis not "hinni flu" itis Anthrax. I had kittens dropping like flies with it. I myself was put on Cipro a couple weeks ago, and a week ago (at the emergency room, was put on ??? for a "sore throat (strep.)" (that wound up in my chest?) . . . really . . . believe that one and they will tell...

Wee iz fankful in diss hous beclaws Sunrise, r sisfer an fren, is still wiff usses an seems awl betterer and beclaws efferywun rite now is helfy and gonna eet wotsa goodies. Wee wish da bess for awl ub yoons too. Efferybuddy gif fanks an purr four doze dat gneed it, exPESSHully...

On Friday, mose uv da furnichurz an fingz iz being taked owt uv da howse so dat sum asbestusmonsterz kan be remooved. Dat will inklood da pooter, so we purroblee wont be abul to post fur a kupple uv weeks or so. Da sekkaterry mite be abul to send emalez to let peepulz know whutz goin on, but she...

Preepp? Hi efurrywun. We iz now a reel konspirazy here agin Daddy sez. I iz Ms Chessie, da kaliko kitty. I am Ms Misty, da kitty of manny kolorz. We iz nine weekz owld sinze da ate-teenft of Septemberr. An Wensdday da twenny-fiff of November iz now owr Truehome Day.

Wee wuz awl runnin down da stares, ahed ub Ucl Bill, hoo wuz bringin too bags down frum his rume. An Missy kotted her right fron paw (her claws dere are FURRY sharp, I can tell yoons) in da karpit an wuz all twisted aroun and coodn't get aweigh. Uncl Bill stept aROUN hur an gotted to da bottum and...

Meow kitties, And a Happy Turkeybird day to awl ob yoo! May yur hoomanz put owt a plate fur eech an ebery won ob you! -- Purrs,

Not much noo to repurrt today. Da kittee jale iz almoss full up now, kuz hoominz is shirkin dereown dooteez an goin away fur da hollyday wifowt dere kitteez. Meowmie sed it mite be longer now befur she kan vizzit agin, kuz uv da TED bein klozed on Fangksgibbing, an kuz she haz to be home fur sum...

One of my oldest friends on the internet is named Teresa, although I have always called her Pixelmeow. Her cat is on a walkabout and she is very worried. "Get your furry butt home, Mocha." -- Will in New Haven

Diz iz Willow long wiff Piglett. We knowx diz iz da firstiz day u iz by urselfz for awhilez. Your hooman started dat new Toona plaze diz day. If u getz lonesomez, let uz know anna u kan port ofver here or we kan kom dere. Buted, maybee u iz joyink being by urselfz after him haz vaded ur spaze...

Evin tho Sundance an me iz kurrintlee stayin wif Hercule in Furrance, today we had to port bak to da jale fur a wile kuz Meowmie kame fur anudder vizzit. Meowmie bringed me a kittee pad dat I likez to sleep on at home. At furst, I purrtendid to be furry upsetted wif her, an juss growled an...

Did you get my request to be on the Kissamouse Card list? It was sent to you from a different address than last year. Thank you, Debby Hanoka dhanoka at gmail dot com dhanoka at earthlink dot net

Basho don' haff sumwun to typebite on diss gnoosgroop butted hee is a wunnerful kittee an it is time for himseff to go too da Brij. Yoons can reed about it an lite a candle on rcpa. I am cryin. -- Maggy May Da cole breez rizes Sew seek a better spot an Go wen it is time to.

IT'S KISSAMOUSE TIME AGAIN!!! Well kittiez, it's that time of year again. Kissamouse is only 38 days away. It's time to start decorating the house for your hoominz for the holidays and also time to sign up for the 13th annual Sekrit Santa. If you sign up for Sekrit Santa, you will be given the...

Today we getted a breef repreev when Meowmie kame to da jale. I thot she had seed the errer uv herown wayz an wuz goin to take ussez home, but no such luk! She juss vizzited fur a wile an den left ussez dere agin. At leest she letted ussez owt uv da jale sellz fur a wile. I manijed to akwire...

Miaou! How eez eet zat yoo are een jayl? Zoo, mine sweet! How eez yourownself? Heer, I broght yoo sum sooshi and a nice bottle ov sum light ale. And a liddle framboise tart for zee dessert.