A large black and white tuxedo stands and begins to speak, My sisfur Trudi hadda gota ted today anna hr isa takin really nasty botics anna her gotted a camel hump from ted anna she stoled some of Trudi's blood. Her is locked inna kitty suite where alla newcats dat come in dis house hafta sayt...

Tiger comes out of the 'porter door ready to rumble thinkin its the out cat he fights with from time to time calling him out... Hey whadya want??? I am ready ta rumble ifin you wantz, you innerupted minez nap... silence, shock, kitty mouth in a open anda little drool... you guyz innot from dis...

There I was, minding my own business, watching the hoomanz get ready for their toona place when all of a sudden with no warning furry came in and snatched me from under the headboard, I knew something was up beclawz he NEFUR bothers me when I am in there. Then he stuffed me in the kitty jail and I...

I would like to thank you for taking such good care of Harri and making soft so happy beclawz she is not leaking hardly at all. It is so very nice to have our house back and my fur not damp. We hope your other cats are as happy. Soft found some notes Harri made when she first cam in the in...

I would like to thank you for the wonderful gifts you sent with your hooman for us. When soft put them on the dining room table when they FINALLY came home Tiger got up there and opened the bag to see what we got. He took out the snacks and TV removed the nice roller toy with the nip in it. We...

I would like to take this brief intermission from our train 'venture to stop and remember all who were lost and all who served our country in WWII, Miss Violette, returning to her wait for raf and Black

last week soft got out a crinkly bag from the closet she tries to not let us in, out of this bag came the softest watermonster cover we have ever seen, it is made of flannel, it is just like when soft was big and fluffy and wore those flannel nightgowns, it covers the whole bed and has a nice blue...

I knowz dat i sayed you cuuld make alla decizinz 'bout owr winkin cermoni butted, cuuld we make itsef simple so you duzint hafta do much workz? TV, gettin nerversuer and nervuser bout da whole thing anna not wantin hiz lof ta work to hard

da hoomanz wented outside ta set deir facez on fire like dey alla time du, I haz been tryin ta 'scape real regulur like anna efin made it a cuple timez lately butted den i made furry get out da hooman onna string and i wented out wif dem, we wented to da new metalmonster van anna I wuz da...

der I was mindin myown business, when I hurked up and cried a little anna furry soft and dat visitin kitten snached mysef anna taked me to da merginci ted!!! Her did rude stuffz to me anna gived me fluid anna decided I was jus hafin a upsetted tummy, I am gonna really hurke today when dey isa...

I fixed the hoomanz you know they took me to the ted the other day... So I decided to get even... When they went out to have their evening cigarettes, Furry thought I was under the headboard where I always go when we go to the bedroom to wait while they smoke... but HA!!! I wasn't under there at...

cuuld you kittys hep uses? Last Saturday ourz soft gotta phone call on the ringy box anna her hasa been leakin water monster ever since. Her keepz cummin and pickin myown sef up anna huggin me. Her talked onna ringy box 'bout lifin inna in anna if claws shuuld be stoled anna fixin myonsef when...

Dear Miss Lillith, I doez notted know you dat well but I was wonnerin, since we is takin a break onna road trip TA eat at yourown house if I cuuld haf myown goin away parti atta yourown houze? I jus wanna say bye-bye to alla kitties dat I haz metted anna thank dem fur cheerin up soft, her isa...

is yourownsef readi ta get back onna road trip? I is ifin you is, I thinkz tiger anna Miss Violette anna a bunch of ofur kitties isa areadi der, TV hopefully

Man isa Miss Violette purty mad, Furstest, Furry gaved allus manucures den soft sayed to come to da pooter anna tell her bout pictures!! What pitures, member, da piturebox thingycable isa gone!!! Well dey was pitures of Toni kitten anna his new brofures!!! Now you isa wonnerin why Miss Violette...

so GM where do you want to have the parti? want to do it at the reservation where we are or do you want to skip it for now and have one at new year? Miss Violette, who just saw the suitcase and is NOT liking it at all

isa yourownself ok with the muddslides? Soft thought you lived near there??? please let us know so she will quit worrying about you, Miss Violette catcerned

It is my firm belief that all breathings have some manner of the understanding of love and caring, both for their own kind and other kinds that show them some kindness, soft, who's grandfather taught her that all living things have value gilligan wrote in...

Duz you wanna go onna venture or huntin or somfin, TV, groomin hissef to get readi if you sayz yez

A large black and white cat sleeps the sleep of the well fed and well loved, there has been sadness in his heart and in his house but he is sleeping to rejuvenate himself so as to continue comforting the hoomanz as they are needing extra tending at the moment, and besides he is tired, and after...