Once everybody has teleported back to the Antarctic community's main tunnels, Lars dashes off. A few minutes later a large, very fluffy kitty appears. Lars: Hi, efurrybody. Dis is Fernando, him is da mayor of IceVillage. Fernando, dis is Francesca da Fierce, an dis is Rebecca, an Aed,...

Here is da report that I promised mine lazy hoomin would post fur me. I'm sorry it took so long; I'z been hafing terrible prolems keeping mine Seketaries on-task. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somewhere to the west of Chicago, in a deep wooded grove...

In the cats.anecdotes newsgroup, a cat named Boyfriend has been seriously injured. he needs lots of purrs. Sylvia

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Owr Mwomie wikes The Cat Who..bukz, bai Lilian Jackson Braun, sum bai James Patterson, iny bukz ubaowt cats, hur gotted uh Catmopolitan magizine frum Unka Gandolf, n et wuz gudgud. Et iz wike Cosmopolitun, but wif cats, instead uf hoominz. Da covur wookz wike Mme Anais. Haow abaowt yer...

Look at a pic of my cute One eye Kitty Girl, Born 6/17/03 with only one eye. She's the best, friendly, does everything and more than cats with 2 eyes (including roaming around rafters in barn, 25 feet up, at night in the dark, and never has any problems). She has always looked after other cats and...

Meow effurykitty, Ize so glad to finully be able to anownse dat I haf tawt my meowmie to play fetch! It tuk a furry long time fur her to undterstand what I wuz trying to get her to do, but I fink sheez finully got it! I leeped up onna da bed wif a milkbottul fingy in my mouf and dropped it rite...

I hafnt been here in awhile (meowmie is sooo neglektful!)so I wanted to come in and say hihi to all my frenz (hopefully some of yew rememfurs me!) Meowmie also wants me to introduce my noo little sisfur. I fink her name is Mocha Espresso Bean. She mosly just goes by Mocha. SHe's a 1 year old...

Sorry for not posting in cat chat... I'm too upset to play.... Took Dyna to vet today for rabies shot. He looked in her mouth and found a tooth with a problem. Said that it wasn't a cavity, but rather "calcium erosion" was just above where the gum would usually be, which had the gum growing into...

The venerable lady cat Tomo has made her trip to the Bridge, helped by her human Paula, Paula's family, and a TED. If she could have waited until April, she would have celebrated her 22nd purrday. Paula saw her come into the world and she held her as she left it. Tomo was my eldest grandchild, a...

Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda, Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...

At Sea, near Cape Town, Afrika Ahoy mateys and those awaiting our return, I would have had this put out sooner, but the fat wench had scheduling problems. Last weekend we ran into something Adam called a tropical depression. If that was a depression, I'd hate to see what a tropical anger...

The big old noisy box that blows cool air into the house quit working last week, and my sisfurs and I have been ROASTING during the day! The temperature here has been over 100 degrees Furinheit, so the hous has been really hot too. Today my purrpaw stayed home to work on his comppter and help...

Hurry hurry hurry!! we gotta haff mewshisuns tu play fur duh Jellicle Ball! Jus report to me: Samantha, at dat Stonehenge plase. Effurrybody iz welcum! Fas rehersal wif refreshments. Samantha

This has been an awful day! Mom's been sick lately, which is bad enough, but we had *watermonsters* coming through the bathroom *ceiling* and piling up on the floors, and Mom and Dad had to use one of the growlmonsters to rescue the floor and the carpet's STILL wet and there are strangers running...

Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at Miss Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and black paper with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it. "I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he with a courtly...

She is 14 and has had lymphoma for 2 years now. She has been on Predizone every day and Leukeran 3 times a week until recently when it was upped to every other day. I have informed the vet that most of the time she acts like she is not feeling well - particularly after she eats. The x-ray...

Hello. I have just adopted a very cute 10-week-old little kitten. I'll be a good guy with him -- my sister is raising two cats, and my parents are raising another two, so I'm fairly familiar with cats. Plus, we raised a cocker spaniel. Plus, basically, I want to do right by this little...

Here's purrs dat efurry one has a safe anna happy Fangsgiving. I knows dat I'ze fangful fur Meowmie, Paw, my wink to be, Miss Kitty, anna alla mine wunnerful frens at RPCC (old anna new). Hope y'all getz alla da turkeyburd youze wants! Yer Fren, Boogie da HarpurrCat (still) inna Floriduh -- To...

....in their hearts and homes for a 14 yr old female cat? She's in need of a new home since her owner is moving to a place that won't allow cats. Yes, I'm FURIOUS about this, but I am doing my darndest to find a forever home for the cat, since she needs love & attention, and to feel that she won't...