I shud be indigniffied abowt dis. She did it agin. She moofed EFFURYTHING in ower 'pooter and quiltin' rume and put it sumwheres else. I don know why she keeps doin da, da rume is onlee 7 by 12 feets, itz not like annyfing gets tu go tu far. She moofed mine OFFISE agin. Furst I hadded a...

Iz all da sekretariez out doink Krismas shoppink, it is purty quiet around here. Woo Too is dat Unkle Bill watchink ballz gamez againz? Willow watching the screen be pretty much blank.

Wez got da wedwink site all ready. All da torches is lit, da teleporter is set up, and da caterers is all ready. Da orchestra is warmin up, and I fink efurryfing is ready. Is you all ready fur da wedwink? If so den teleport on over. We'z gotz lots of nice comfy cushions set out. Sammy

Simons Mom wrote: I have a 7 year old female DSH cat. She has suddenly taken to peeing outside of her litter box and all over my carpet. She pees on shoes she pees just outside the door of her litter box she peed on my purse that was laying on the floor and to be honest I am really tired of...

To all, Iz got the bestest list wez have fur now! Please check and help Meowmie edit it ok? OSSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA ,JAMYUARY, 2018 *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah - Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah - P2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah - Sundance Prezident...

One of the mailing lists my Paw is on is used to connect kitties an doggies needing rides to new homes with humans willing to drive them. One of the messages that came across the mailing list this morning caught my Paw's eye. A 22 year old kitty is looking for a ride from Wyoming to Utah! I...

Diss iz Maggie May Mineown sun Winnie hass gon to da Bridj. Hee did not get up dis morning to make Uncl Bill gib usses brekkus ann Uncl Bill foun him seepin on da starez, wer wee all seep sum ub dat tim. Dey took him out an brung him back an he slep on da living rum floor, on da rug. I way down by...

I was getting tired of cleaning up normal litter from all over the place after the cats track through the house, so I found this new litter. It's called Feline Pine. Has anyone ever used this stuff? It's great. The urine turns into SAWDUST! and does not smell at all. You scoop the poop and...

Hello, efurrykitty! I decided I ought to gif you all a update on mineown new OneTrueHome. I hab now had two full days at home wif mineown brofur and sisfurs. As much as I was looking forward to meeting dem, I was scared by de fact dat little Tabifa is HUGE compared to liddle me, and Sammy kitten...

Pa jest kalled frum thuh car pwace n our car is broke n dey wont hab da partz till Thirsty, sew we dunt no wat wee r gonna do iffen kant drife et hoam. He wuz gonna go tew da store tew gets usses sum fudz n mite have tew take a taxi n dey r xpensive, but he mite not hab a choise. Kan I pweeze...

Weze had lotz of windmonsterz. Two big big branchez are down an loud machinez haf been runnin all day. But last nite waz awful. Da house waz shakin an it waznt no earfqwake. Da winnowz were openin on der own. Sum kitttiez kant git a gud nitez sleep. Pit2nya, are yu OK? Booker We had a...

Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun. At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne) inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum. Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne lidder tway...

Hi, Kittiez. I wud ask dat iffen youze can spare enny purrz cud you sendz dem my way? I'ze not feelin too gudgud. I'ze furry tired anna can't keep mine fud down. Meowmie anna Paw taked me to da (hisSPIT) 'Mergency TED last nite anna dey gived me sum sub-q fluid anna shotted me wif sumfing to help...

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A tabby and white kitten steps up… I never met Spike and Stormy but now I live in their house. They were bestest frens and I can only talk about them together. Stormy came here first. She had been living as a stray and was very scared and always hungry. When Spike came two months later he was...

Mietze, wud yew like me tu set up da gest buk tabull agin diz yeer? Laura Ann Mihstol

A big truck drove up to my house, and a man left a VERY large and VERY HEAVY box on my front porch. Inside is what must be a VERY nice cat tree, according to the packing slip. I was told to expect a 'gift' from the many nice people here on RPCC, but I'm really OVERWHELMED! The packing slip says...

Meowmie took me to TED today as one of my teeth is bleeding. TED said it was somefing called Feline Resorptive Lesion, similar to but not the same as cavity. I hissed and growled when he poked at my tooth. It hurt. I am going back on Monday for TED to steal my tooth. He will put me under with gas...

Wen Uncl Bill goes out I ast him to weev Animul Plamet on da tellyvishun. Den I ken wach it wen I ain doin nuffing reportant like ruling da yoonivers or cleening mineown furz. Or seepin, ub korse. Butted it has gotten violint an meen. Dey gotted animulz hurtin hoominz an hoominz hurtin animals...