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Bear slayed da howleymonnister by Will in New Haven
Dey fotted up in meowmie's rum an den down da stairz an den inda wivving rum. Meowmie wuz followin dem, yellin an den WAFFin. Den shee yell sum mor. Bear wud YELL at da monnister and den hee wud BITE it an jump bak befor it cud hurted him. Hee wuz protectin r meowmie an uses. Dey fot an fot, while...
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January 18th 08 02:42 AM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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Sn*w Day by Will in New Haven
Da wimps in da mane orifice haff deklared a sn*w day, so Uncl Bill cannot go to w*rk. Hee iz in mine rume rite now, lissening to "Sweeet Babee Djames." Hee haz fided mine fudz bole an wadder bole a few timz tootoo. An hee iz ritin his novul. I fink hee will hab luntsh sune. Latur on Bear an widdle...
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February 15th 10 12:08 AM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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I SOLFD da squeeky toy problum by Will in New Haven
I was takin a gnap on da downstares piwwow in a luffly pool ub sunlite and efferything wuz perfek. Dere wuz a breez from a winnow an da parrots wuz talking sweetly an kwitely. EXCEP widdl Samanfa wuz playing wiff a skweeky toy. Wich purrvented mee frum sleeping sounly. DEN I gottted a gud...
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April 12th 10 03:13 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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Dey Don' UnnerSTAN Usses by Will in New Haven
Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats." Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...
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April 13th 10 12:14 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_7_] Go to last post
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Dat Widdl Doggie is Funnee by Will in New Haven
I wuz wokin by da upstares bafroom, on da weigh to wak up Mommy, an I heerd Uncl Bill singin in da waddermonster. It is forchoonat dat da waddermonster is so lowed butted dat is gnot da poynt ob diss story. I wooked in an widdle Samantha was stikin herown hed fru da shower curtins. And she BARKD...
February 5th 11 02:57 AM
by Gandalf[_2_] Go to last post
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Mommy Micki is Hom by Will in New Haven
Mommy Micki wen onn a crooz. We KNOWD dat she was goin somwer beclaws she spen da weak befour pakin her soupcases. Butted wee wer still sumwut SOOprised wen she wenn off wiff Ant Kathi1, as distingished frum Ant Kathi2 and Ant Kathi3, an dint com hom four days. Uncl Bill took fultim serbants...
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June 25th 11 03:55 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Sunrise, Hous of Coan 1995-7/1/2011 by Will in New Haven
Despite da menny purrs dat shee receevd and da duvoted care ob da hoomins an her doggy da Bear, Sunrise gotted tired and din't wike eeting anymore. An shee wanned to see her Wink, da Winnie. Sew shee wen to da Bridj frum a deep gnap and will stay wiff mine Mommy an wiff her wink an awl ob our othr...
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July 4th 11 06:57 AM
by Sylvia M[_3_] Go to last post
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Dew GNOT Dispare by Will in New Haven
In da buk "To Seigh Nuffink ob da Dog," Connie Willis sez dat cats are exTINK. Diss is jus gnot troo. Wee is awl aroun. Connie Willis muss be misinformd. Uncl Bill sez it is a furry, furry gud buk an
July 7th 11 04:38 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Three Different Reactions to the Same Cat by Will in New Haven
Sampson, otherwise known as Sampson up the street, is a very beautiful big black tomcat. He is an indoor-outdoor who only comes out in nice weather, although he apparently considers hot and humid, but not raining, nice enough. When he sees a dog, he does the most incredible glare that I have...
July 20th 11 12:41 AM
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Lass gnight by Will in New Haven
Mine dottir Missy wuz seepin on da karpit on da landing ouside Uncl Billz rume. An I wuz curld up aroun her. An Uncl Bill seez us an chuklz an sez "you don't have to protect Missy from us, we love her." An I thinkd at himseff '"I am not proteking her frum hoomins. I am proteking her frum her...
December 12th 09 11:27 PM
by MLB[_2_] Go to last post
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Happy Fangskiffing by Will in New Haven
Wee iz fankful in diss hous beclaws Sunrise, r sisfer an fren, is still wiff usses an seems awl betterer and beclaws efferywun rite now is helfy and gonna eet wotsa goodies. Wee wish da bess for awl ub yoons too. Efferybuddy gif fanks an purr four doze dat gneed it, exPESSHully...
November 28th 09 05:33 PM
by Booker Go to last post
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Uncl Bill isss meeen by Will in New Haven
Der iss a bigbig pritty black an wite wonghair boykitty hangin roun ouSIDE da wast cupple uv dayss. I can seee him frum my favorit winnow ledj in da kitchum. Hee wuk UP at mee ann I fink he nose dat I in da mood fur romans. Ub course, I alredy GOT Winnie butted itt iss nice to wook at diss big...
January 24th 08 05:01 PM
by Stormmee Go to last post
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Dis wuz funn two sea by Will in New Haven
Sunrise: We wuz on da winnowlej in da kitchum enjoyin da mornin sun. An den wee sees Bear, r d*g, givin Uncl Bill hiss mornin wak an dey wuz reddy to com up da stares to da hous. Missy: An it wuz tim four bear to eet hiz dinnur. Sunrise: Hoo is tellin dis? Missy: Sorry.
February 20th 08 09:39 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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Buddy Parrot iz Furry Inteligunt by Will in New Haven
Sunrise: After da luffly Broadweigh show, I goed hom an gotted a gud nite cuddleseep. DEN I took a gnap in da sunlite dat cumz in da bak winnow. I gotted up to eet wen Uncl Bill putted out sum gushy fudz dis mornin. I figured to gew seep in da winnow sill four awile affer I eeted. Az I wuz walkin...
July 26th 08 12:47 AM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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O mai by Will in New Haven
I wuz in da winnow sill, gnot doin nuffin, lettin peepl see da byooty dat iz mee. Bear had jus walkd Uncl Bill an I fink da hoomins wuz gonna eet der fudz. DEN, a reel, reel bigbig kittee cam out ub da treez acrost da rode. Hee wuz furry feerse wookin an had funny eers. I musta mad sum noyse...
August 8th 08 12:43 AM
by Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_] Go to last post
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Da Goldenfish r Furry Bad Jujez by Will in New Haven
Iyam waching da Puppy Gamez on da Aminal Plamet an da littl puppeez ar runnin roun an haffin a grat tim. It iz fun too wach. Butted da Goldenfish are beein furry tuff jujez an dat is GNOT GNICE. Wun ub da nouncers sed dat dem fish iz col bluded an I bet dat is troo. -- WooToo
August 10th 08 05:46 AM
by Granby Go to last post
2 720
Maggy May at the Catlimpics by Will in New Haven
I will be unabailable to giff adbices or utherwize respon four da nex fyoo dayz beclaws I am starting my cuddlesleep events. I will be doing singles freestile for da nex six owers. Den I will rest tonight. Den I will be doing distance singles cuddlesleep frum Catterday morning until midnite.
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August 20th 08 02:18 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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Halluween Plans by Will in New Haven
Wile dey are between tribyoots and da Final Reeding isn' goin on yet, sumcats r talking bout Halloweem. WooToo: I'm gonna be a kyoot BUNNY. Uncl Bill iz gonna get mee sum bunny eers to wer. Missy: Bunnies don't got no long tails glances around at WooToo's long fluffy tail WooToo: We gonna ignor...
October 24th 08 07:06 PM
by Mosey =^..^=[_3_] Go to last post
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Buddy da Parrut iz Two Smart by Will in New Haven
Wen Uncl Bill cam hom frum da moofies (he seed a moofie about Beez) an turnd on da kitchum lite, Buddy wuz in hurs kaje an da lite musta bothered herself. Sew shee said. "G'NIGHT" Uncl Bill wuz dun in da kitchum an turnd off da lite an shee sed, "Fank Yoo"
November 7th 08 04:22 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee Go to last post
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A Mommy-Cat Hero on Aminal Plamet by Will in New Haven
I watshed diss wiff Uncl Bill an WooToo Dey showd sum mommy-cats wiff der litters. Diss one wookd JUS wike mine Mommy. Dey calld her a Pershun butted she was colored wike Mommy an Me an shood have been calld a Himmy. Hoomins r eesily confuseled. Shee libd in a hous wiff two or free YOOJ Pug...
January 3rd 12 05:33 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_11_] Go to last post
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