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Da Hoomins ated da Turkee by
Will in New Haven
Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.
Missy: HIss, spit
Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.
Winnie: Judee wivz inna...
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Sum Kweschuns frum a Divotud Reader by
Will in New Haven
Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?
Maggy May: I raised r d*g...
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We'z Mooofin Saturday! by
Will in New Haven
On Sep 4, 3:29*pm, Fred wrote:
Hihi Kitties,
* * * * I just want to announce that Saturday iz ourownselves moofing day and we
are going to a lower haf uv a dupleks wif three bedrooms, (one fur Fred and
two fur uss kitties). *On sunday fred will get Diana & Ryan...
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Off to win some Tunas by
Will in New Haven
Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino.
Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until
Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich.
Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine
uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I...
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SaMANfa Gotted a Hairkut by
Will in New Haven
SaMANfa looks reel, reel funny. Da byooty parlor ladee cam in hur van
an giffd her a baff an a harecut an trimd da Bears tognales.
SaMANfa is so kyoot wiff her hare short. Butted she is kyoot wiff it
long tootoo. I don't know witch I wike betterer.
Da byooty parlor ladee will be given usses r...
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Da Eddie-Parrot was OUT by
Will in New Haven
Meowmie Micki wen too wurk yesserday an forgetted to kloz da dor wut
shee usd to putted Eddie-Parrot's fudz in da kaje. Sew Eddie cam out
for a bisit to usses.
He flied offer to Buddy Macaw's kaje an waffed at pour Buddy beclaws
HE was out an SHE wuz stukd in her kaje. Dat wuz gnot gnise. Den...
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Deer Piglett by
Will in New Haven
blushes Iff yoo wood bee mine spekal fren we cood go on da BENchur
together.
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Wascal, Hous ob Fowler
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Budgie Goes to Rainbow Bridge by
Will in New Haven
Mine Uncl Bill's spekial fren nam Janice loss her wonnerful budgie,
"Little Guy," lass gnite affer a breef illnuss. He iz surfived by his
broffer Ira, his mommy Janice, his uncl Ihor an his uncl Bill.
May he fly aroun entertaining efferywun at da Brij wiff his chirps an
antiks until his loffd wuns...
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Messuj from da Sekretary by
Will in New Haven
Da Exterior on da Ees coas will be KLOASD until furder gnotic.
Stay hom an stay IN an keep yoor humans an doggies saf.
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Wascal, sekretary ub da Exterior
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Wut to Doo by
Will in New Haven
Sunrise: Wile wee debat isshoos ub peece an war, an eet gud fudz, an
goe too dat wunnerful sho, I gotta simpul kweschun about hoomin
control.
Firstest ub all, da winnow ledj dat wuz blokd by mommy Micki's flowurs
iz vailable agan. I guess da nayborz complayned dat dey could not see
mineown...
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Missy Gotted a Cat-bed by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill brotted hom a cat-bed four r Missy. Shee will gnot seep in a
hoomin bed wen a hoomin is der. Mme. Anais showd us all a cat-bed on
hur wunnerful webby-site an I manajd too show it two Uncl Bill affer a
fyoo tries. He wen rite out an gotted wun four Missy. It might gnot be
zaccly da sam...
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I gotted sum Turkeebird by
Will in New Haven
Iyam Winnie.
Las nite, Meowmie Micki cookt a buncha turkeebird for da hoominz
dinner. Den efferybudy went to doo differen fings. Affur wile, I wuz
da onee wun awak. Latur on, Bear tookd Uncl Bill for hisown walk. Dey
comd bak in anna Uncl Bill fankd da Bear for walkin himself.
Den Uncl Bill...
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Jillitee by
Will in New Haven
Dis iss WooToo, Uncl-sitting wile da ress ub dem r out goin plasez.
Mee ann Maggy May r wachin Jillittee wiff Uncl Bill. Da doggees get
two run an jump offer fings an run in tummelz ann do stuff.
Wy cant kitteez do dat?
Uncl Bill sez dey gotta go wer der Uncl or Meowmie tellz dem an dat
wudn DO...
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Hey Mosey by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill just tolded usses dat da TED is heppin yoo getz better. Doo
wut yor meowmie wanz ann eet yor chickum. We luv chickum an it will
mak yoo grow up nice an strong. Annit tasts gudgud. Hep yor meowmiee
wiff her neezuz.
nosepoink
Maggy May
Da res ub usses wishez yoo well two an wee will...
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I Kissed r d*g by
Will in New Haven
I TOLE Uncl Bill to typebite diss eerlier butted he wuz ritin about
dat boring sqwirl.
I don' let da Bear in my rum. He kin com to da dor so dat Uncl Bill
will get up an giv him pettins or tak him oussite. I am not meen.
Butted I am skared cause hee is sew bigbig. Sew if he cumz intoo my
rum, I...
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Wer iz da GRAMBY by
Will in New Haven
Wee missus her an, too tell da troof, my fren Wascal missus hiz fren
Mz Piglet.
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Maggy May
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Too Menny Elk? by
Will in New Haven
Dey iz sayin der iz too menny elk in Montana, neer Jellystone Park.
Cood wee goez der an hunt dem an eet dem? An mebbe vizik Yogi Bear an
BooBoo?
An wut iz a elk?
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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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I Gotted Stake Juce by
Will in New Haven
Mine Mommy Micki anand Uncl Bill anan my fafurite kumpany, Ant
Beffurly, waz eetin bigbig stakes dat mommy had kooked on da grill.
Bear wuz gettin peeces ub fat an sum bonez butted I wuz wookin at da
platter dat wuz full ub deeWISHUS stake juce.
An dey GIBBED it too mee. It wuz sew gud. It had...
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More about dis Swimming Buzness by
Will in New Haven
Dis eevnin Uncl Bill eetted his dinner. Den he putted on his baving
sute and wen SWIMMNG.
He did GNOT wate twenny minuss. He did GNOT wate ENNY minuss. Our
Mommy wud GNOT haff aloud dat. Effurybuddy GNOS diss iz rong.
I wuz wurrieed butted hee did com hom ok. Butted den he went intoo...
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Hoomin Sillinuss Agin by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill has orderd hisownseff a gnu winner cote. Wy don' he just
GROW wun?
Da Bear, hoo go Ouside, is growin a outSTANDin cote diss yeer an he
wood be glad to giv his Uncl Bill sum helpful tips. Effen littl
Samanfa is produsing some pritty furs. But Uncl Bill don' WISSEN to
nobudy. Hee just...
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