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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself by
at
Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds!
ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du
sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar
Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds
ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber
lisenz tu...
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Moor Trikery by
Cheryl[_5_]
Wun uf thu catz heer posted bout hoomins tryin tu trik them, butted we
cants find thu post so we iz startin anothur thred.
I (Sam, that iz) suspeks triks iz happinin heer. Meomie, fur sum reeson
havin tu du wif thu windo skreens anna skratchin pos...I meens, bedside
tabul, mostly keeps us outa...
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sekretary bandoned uz by
Booker
Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa
kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed bak and fed uz. But meowmie waz
gone fur 8 hole dayz.
Ize told Chappy to ignore hur wen she gotted bak, but no, Chappy followz
hur round da houze like a velkro kittie. Ize shamed ov...
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sekretary bandoned uz by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
Wat yoo fink ob dis qwilting cult? Iss dat a pawblum atted yoor
hoomins houss? MeOwy, wurried
Gnot at mai houss, mai meomie duzznt sew nuffin, Mosey
On May 9, 1:33 pm, Booker
Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa
kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed...
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May 20th 11 08:09 PM
by Gramby
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Lorelei is getting sweeter all of the time.... by
at
I think it was about a month ago that I finally lured Lorelei into my
living room, where I tend to spend a lot of my time.
Now, if I spend a lot of time at my computer, as I tend to do, I can
count on a lap buddy 4 or 5 times a day :)
She is so sweet: she comes up behind me, and taps my arm or...
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May 20th 11 12:18 AM
by Gramby
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Piglett who is very tired by
Gramby
Auntie Soft and Uncle Furry kamed to diz houze diz day. Unkle Furry fixed
diz grup for mineself as hi knowed I wanted to get bak on and talk to
Wascal, and da redt of mine frenz. Dere r so mannie messagez but I kan turn
time bak anna commet iffin I wantz.
Da kruize is wonnerful and Loreli iz...
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Wassa kittiesAA?? by
rafflescat
Hihi! Sukie heer!
Myne furrendz MeOwy n Pipps n myneself heerd TuTu's Meomie sayin dat
sumcatz needs kittiesAA (fills up shot glasses and hands them out
again)
Now, wees wunnerin wat dat meens.....hic....hic... cos we dussnt
know....burp..... (fills up shot glasses again)
Sukie pulls down the big...
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Dis is myne wadiator cuffur! by
rafflescat
Da wadiator cuffur sits inna hawl. Dis is da pwopertee offa Harry. Oh
yeah? Well, itz now myne. I has fited n bited n wun da wadiator
cuffur. Harry fott it wus always gonna be his....gurl power neffur
occurred tu him....not til now n nows tutu late. Itz myne. My bahooky
is parked on it n mees...
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May 19th 11 09:01 AM
by Gramby
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A Candle for Cookie by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
We are so sawry dat Cookie had to go tew RB, n ai wunted tew put up uh
Candle fur hur.
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Cooky
ai m sawry ai had tew spel hur nayme wike dat but dey unly let yew uze 5
ledderz.
Purrs n prayers fur yer broken hearts
Luffs
Mosey, PookieKat,...
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The Zen Of Cat by
Mishi[_2_]
The Zen Of Cat
Copyright Jim Willis 2001
The Man was very sad. He knew that the Cat's days were numbered. The
doctor had said there wasn't anything more that could be done, that he
should take the Cat home and make him as comfortable as possible.
The man stroked the Cat on his lap and sighed....
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May 16th 11 11:15 PM
by at
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hoomins are trying to become kitties! by
John Ross Mc Master
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/16/us-technology-cat-idUSTRE74F3XY20110516?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough
i alwus new dey were jellus.
beauty
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SPAM by
Nishant Sharma
Nishant Never Sleeps
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Purring fur mine pitiful wink by
MeOwy
Mine poor upsetted wink Mosey iss tew be taykin fwum hiss gnice hoam
an plooped in TEDs playse an TED wil kleen his teef. He furry
gnothappy bout dis.
I purring fur yoo tew feel gud, mine wuff.
MeOwy, (gnaow mine meowmie tokking bout doin dis tew ME, sew we beddur
gnot bwing it up ennymor)
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Smart cat! by
at
This cat knows what opposable thumbs are for!
http://www.wimp.com/catrelationship/
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Whut iz wif dis time stufz? by
Sundance[_2_]
I haz bin tryin to unnerstan whut da hoominz kallz "time". Meowmie iz
allwaze tellin ussez dat it iznt "time" fur ussez to eet yet (az if derez
ennee time when we shudnt be eetin!). Well, da uther day I notissed dat when
she tawkz abowt "time", she iz lukkin at dis rownd fing in da kichen. Dis...
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Cat Prayer by
kraut / larry stark
Cat Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy life to keep
I pray for toys that look like mice
And sofa cushions, soft and nice
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks
And someone nice to scratch my back
For windowsills all warm and bright
For shadows to explore at night
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May 13th 11 03:43 AM
by at
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A Candle for Orion by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
dew inny uff yew remembur owr frend Orion, hoo bizited heer breefly? Well,
ai gezz dat dam canser monster gottet hym n he wint tew da Bridge on May 11.
Hiz hoomin iz vury sad.
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Orion
mai meomie wooked on da hoomin groop, wich hut duzznt...
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!! by
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust
dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da
manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen
gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz...
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ping mr rasta john by
Storrmmee
We iz all sittin here dwinkin diz wunnerfulz wines, anna injoyin da cheeze
anna hotz sawze... iz der anofur toure we can go on today or shuld we return
to owrz hutz anna haffa nofur danze? I mineself wuld purfur anofur toure
of sumfin... natural sitez? or anofur distillaree willz du juzt...
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