Hooz reddy tu go shoppink? Da plan seemz tu be tu furzt shtart atta Pooce Market (I guezz dat standz furr 'pooseycatz'). Den weez'l do sum depurrrtment sturz. Probly juzt da bestest twee, Printemps and Galeries Lafayette, sinze day ar side-by-side on Boulevard Haussmann in the 9th...

Sew, dere I wuz yesfurday... sittin' onna bak uf da kowch wachin' da whirled goze by. Alla suddin, a liddle treerat skampurred owt frum unnerneef a bush, an' ranranranranran, az fazt azzit kuld, tu da offur syde uf da rode. It wentid up uh tree wen it gottid tu da uffur syde uf da street. Den,...

Maestro has severe heart disease (hypertrophic cardiomyopathy), and will be leaving for the Bridge later today. The cardiologist told me there's fluid in the periocardium, his atrium is dilated, his ventricle walls are thickened, and there is a bit of fluid in his chest cavity. They also saw...

Fred here, posting as a proud HC. I just want to relate this story that has me a little upset with our TED. You'll remember some time ago, in January, I was worried about Diana because TED said she needed a tooth extracted. There was much soul searching and advice on r.p.c.c about that....

Shadow-da-Pup, member of The Fur Conspiracy, went to the Bridge on Tuesday, Aug. 7, 2012. He joined our family at the age of about two in 1999 as a rescue-ee. He was friend and buddy to all of the katzen: Mr. T S Eliot, VC, RB, Ms. Martha-Mound, DOC, RB, Mr. (Furry) Fred, RB, Mr. Growltiger,...

Hello. My name is Kristina Hall I'm currently owned by a rambunction bengal cat named Wire whom is now 3 years old. :) I'm looking into getting a second cat and am researching prices from various breeders of three very particular breeds. Unfortunately where I live which is the Ottawa, ON Canada...

I added me tu mine gmail akkownt...dout if it woikz.

Fur alle der Yidisshe katzen oyfen der RPCC: a zizsen Pessach! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.� Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

Pipps sidles up to Ranger and tells him how much she is enjoying being with him at Jellicle Ball. You look really nice. uh huh. * Smiles*. Thank you so much for the red rose you gave me. I love it, it smells so good and it goes with my dress. Are my eyes red? I have been weeping into my ...

Yesfurday Meowmie lefted out sum milk in a bole after she eeted sum cereul. I figured she lefted it fur me -- cuz why else wud she leev it? -- so I drinked sum. Purrty soon I wuz frowin up awl ober da hows! It wuz terrybul! I feeled so bad dat I didnt evin want dinner until reely late. Maybe...

Connecticut Humane Society? Picking up the mail today, I found a pink-hued solicitation letter for the Connecticut Humane Society's Spring Fund Drive, reminding me to send a donation, assuring me that the animals they take in "are cared for in a kind and loving way". This after I had just...

It iz wif heavy heart dat I announce dat mine wink, Lilith Kitten, has journeyed to da Rainbow Bridge. Her meowmie posted to Facebook dis morning: "It is with a very heavy heart that I say Lilith, Nurse Cat & Chief Editorial Catsistant, has gone to the Great Hereafter. Run free, Madame...

Pat, you were the best sort of brother anyone could hope for. You were generous with your time and resources, and you truly cared about those around you. And nobody couple beat your love for dogs and cats! It is still hard for me to believe that someone could take your life. Rest in peace, dear...

Meow Kitties! This is Miss Lucky, the newest memfur off The Feline Contingent. I am a muted tortie and I got tortietude to burn! But I don't got no front claws! My ladyhuman found me that way and brought me inside. I do good patrols, help my humans with everything, and take care of them...

Hi Sekrit One. Dis is just tu wet yu know dat we has weeceeved n sended ower Sekrit Santa Purrcels. Dey ar furry soon dis yeer, n ower purrcel has been put inna plase dat we cant weech....on top offa splay cabinet tu be zact. Dis in ower pinion is cwoolty an we wants da sheriff. By thu way...dus yu...

Itz out der in da bakyard. Ize kin smell it frum a mile away. Itz CATNIP, and a highly potent form. Butted dey kaged it in so weze kant git it. Wat gud iz katnip in a kage?

Yus, we herd meomie sayin dis. We had jist gotted used tu thu fishes...n Now Meomie sed we hasta change dem fishes atta weekend. Mees fedded up wiff awl dese changes! Dey ar a gudgud way fur us to pas a borin day sittin wotchin dems. Sukie trys tu catch dem. Dey haff sutch wuvely floaty fins...n...

TV paces and paces and paces...thinks,thinks and thinks, then he gets an idea, he grabs his back pack and jumps into the teleporter, he comes out in Paris and goes into a designer of great reputation, explains what he wants and sits down to wait... some time passes, he listens as there is...

Mrrrrrrrt? sawry, i wunt bee ritin mutch fur gnow cuz mewomie n Paw iz sik wif da sneezez n spend lotz uf tyme in da bedd for dat bad floo. Paw haz a badd coff. I have ported to Itilee to pway wiffyew in da vinyardz, sew iam habbin lotza funfun dere. Fangu furry mutch fer envitin mee. I need a...

Capt Midnight, Louise, could you send a e-mail to mine hoomin pleeze? At ? Him has somefing to ask yourownself.