I never knowed Mamacita purrsonally, but I did smell herownself on Meowmie occasionally. She wuz a furry purrty calico girlkitty. (I know cuz I seed picherz of herownself on da Innernet.) She livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, an she luvved Meowmie to pik her up an hold her when Meowmie...

mine mofur in paw julie porter annownced on anofur grup dat mine sisfur in paw wented to da brige today... I iz nowncin it beclawz i know dat mine mofur in paw iz sad anna hazint been feelin da bezt so i thinked i wuld do it here in rpcc ta safe her da stwess, gudbye mine dear sifur in...

Oh my gudness...I yam gettin tyred, an we habint greeted awlla ower geztz, urr had dinner, mutsh lezz had da Wedwink Danze yet... I juzt mite rezt furra wile, Sunnydance, lub, den kum deown furr dinner an danzink, tho the uther kitteez mite want tu begin. Sunnydanze, kud yu fyll in furr uz furr...

Trudi is sleepin peacefully when herown catalite phone ringz... she liztenz intintlee... den she wakez herown howze anna sayz... OK u guyz, start purrin, da gramby getted sik lazt nite anna hadda go to da horspital, hersef iz gettin owt today butted we hasta purr dat hersef juzt hadda...

Those of you who have ever followed Mooch kitty (subject of the Mooch Fan Club on Facebook), Mooch had to journey to the Rainbow Bridge yesterday. He will be missed. Amelia

A few short weeks ago, mine littermate sisfur, Pooky, House of Graham, was called to the Rainbow Bridge to be with her human mom who left for the Bridge a few years ago. Pooky was an exceptional kitty, being called the "Queen of All She Surveyed." She truly was a queen of a kitty. She left...

Cleo, Are you an TV reddy for da big winkwink? I'zl be glad to hepp if yu needs me! Did yu choose yur dress - are yu goink to haff a bridezmayds & grooms-cats? Pick a menyoo?? Let myownself kno if I can hepp! --

Ize anoffur noo memfur tu da Rennie hows sins da last Ball. Mine naym iz Noah, an Ize wud lyke tu gif a tribyewt tu mineown meowmie Lady Grey. Mineself an mine broffurz an sisfurz wur born inna foster home. Alla mine broffurz an sisfurz had bin adopted an meowmie an Ize waz da ownlee wunz lefttu...

I gots to be really helpful to mineown hoomins dis last weekend. Meowmie needed more storage space in da bedrum so dey goed to da store and getted her some new dressers. Dey went to some place called "Ikea". Da dressers look nice, but dey had to put dem together. I helped dem do da building. I...

Boogie, I know we is both grouchy kittiez, but we isn'g getting any younger. You're already a VC, and I'm going to become a VC in February. So, what I wants to know is will you be mine winkwink on February 14, 2005, the day I celebrate mine fifteenth purrday and become a VC? Kitty Schottland...

Ebber seed da ad on da tawkbawn fingy wif a kitty pwaying da piano.... den humming a toon... ??? itz da Poorina Cat Chow aD..."sew gud, quats fur et by nayme..." Weeeeee dunt eeeeeeet dat one, weeeee git Friskies Indoor Kibble, wich makez me hurk, butted weeeee gitz da Frizkees Pate gooshy ...

Much like the lion tamer putting their head in the mouth of a lion. http://dmedia.ucsc.edu/zope/bdmoffet/cat_pics/serveBinary?fn=PIcture&id=29 the story behind this is that my wife and I were cat-sitting her brothers cat (Mocha) while he is on a ship. For Christmas last year, my wife gave me the...

Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit wiff meh. ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz. Pipps ---hopeful

Ize so eggsited! Myne Sekrit Santa package came tuday. Mommy says we haz tu wait until Kissamouse Day tu open it an she hided it inna kloset. But I finks I gotted a whiff of nip ... Fangu Sekrit Santa! Tess, counting da hours til she kin open hur prezzies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75hM3mOGg70 The place grows silently under the snow... --

Cash gets back with Daisy-chan and puts out a call on the C/D CB channels CATZ an DOGZ. "Ladies and Gentlemen, and yes even you doggie bitches anna itty bitties too young to sort by gender, we needz yur help. One of our friendz, a VC cat, needs extra special fuds right now. What we need is a lot...

Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

oh hai Ranger, um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch ahem.. Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz. *Pipps...

There's this kitten who keeps coming into my patio. It was bad enough when Mom started putting out food and water for him, but got worse when she decided to spend a lot of time out there petting him and cooing about how cute he is. Now she's bringing him into MY apartment to visit!!! Am I about to...

Our package came and Mommy let us open the box. We are having fun, fun with all the toys. We love the catnip. Samwise comes into the room. "What do you mean love the catnip? You are a nip head. You want to roll in it and get it all over the room." Mommy is enjoying her gifts too. Lucy Lu for...