We dont no if yu is reedin an lurking, but we will send a copy tu yurmom's email address (da lazt wun we no abowt, ennyway) an hope dat wun way or unuffur yu see diz. We gotted to opin owrz Sekrit Santa pakij last nyte, an it wuz wunnerfool! Cinni did hur ushywal - she tuk alla da nip veggiez...

Wif so mennee kittees needing purrs & so mennee kittees purring 4 them, 'Tonio, my brufur Wim, and me (Mollie Anne) r puttin' up sines 2 repayr purrin' mashines! We no that hoomins need reparers 'cos all thu streets down heer haf sines 2 repair stuff. We will wurk 4 'nip stuff or toys 2 gif othur...

Hooz reddy tu go shoppink? Da plan seemz tu be tu furzt shtart atta Pooce Market (I guezz dat standz furr 'pooseycatz'). Den weez'l do sum depurrrtment sturz. Probly juzt da bestest twee, Printemps and Galeries Lafayette, sinze day ar side-by-side on Boulevard Haussmann in the 9th...

Capt. Midnight was discharged from the emergency TED and went to the regular TED. To refresh everyone's memory, he's been throwing up since Saturday, the barium was able to pass through the large intestine, and both TED's found a mass by palpation. The emergency TED thought it was an intestinal...

A porter twinkles and the door opens in the lobby of the Hôtel Georges V in Paris. The Concierge walks over and greets all of our kitties, and calls for bellhops; a number of smartly uniformed kitties take the baggage. "ah, kitties, welcome to Paris and ze Georges V! It eez a beautiful day, and...

Wez gottid our packig! Oh oh oh! And it smelled SO SO gud! We RILLY RILLY RILLY wantid to opin it so's we busted it opin an all kinds of gud gud stuff camed out!!! wowie! FANGU FURRY FURRY MUCH!!! we's be lovin' evfurryting!!! specially da litey thingie! we's be chasin' it all ovfur da...

Now dat efurrykitty is purring fur Capn. Midnight, Iz gotz anufurr purr request. Dis morning mineown Grandmeowmie was taking her doggie Cali fur a walk at da park where dey allez goes fur walks. While dey was walking, 3 strange doggies attacked Cali. When Grandmeowmie ran up to help Cali,...

Purrs are needed for Capt. Midnight. He hurked most of the late morning-early afternoon, one offering of which was a giant furball, and has shown no interest in food or water, though GranMeowmie was able to force-feed him water through a syringe. GranMeowmie was even able to clip all his claws...

Da Sekrit Santa pakij arifed attid mineownhous Friday evnin. Mine meowmy opind it anna sed day Ize bein spoyld agin. She sed dat dere waz enuf prezzies inna dere dat wez gonna opin wun a day anna day rest onna Kissamouse Day. Anna she wuz furry hapee wif da buks abowt kittiez anna da bigbig bag....

Because I'm a serial killer and I want to feed the remains of my victims to my cats.

We overherd Fred talkin on da fone an he'z goin ta da "celebrashun on ice" tomorrow and leafin usses all alone ceptin fur da nice lady who comes an feeds usses. At least that happens! Fred's got front row centre seats on da ice which gets hisownself intu da reception sfter da show. He'z takin...

We our so sorry we just saw dis. We will miss Panda our hearts and thoughts are with the family... TopHat and da gang

The good Captain is still at the emergency TED's. They're doing a barium test to determine the extent of the suspected obstruction in his small intestines. They're taking x-rays every few minutes, and it may take up to five hours to get results. The minute they know anything, they're going to...

Yay! Yay! Yay! It camed. Da manhoomin dat iz mine paw wented to da mailbocks store anna came home wif it. He was laffin. Seemed da guyz attid da mailybocks store had nefur seen a prezzie addressed to a kitty befor. Dey all fot it quz funny. What I don't fink is funny is dat MeenMeowmie wont...

willz you please email our paranoid hooman, Tiger fur hiz soft

It's here! It's here! (doin kitty dance of joy). Da Sekret Santa pakage came while da Sekretary was at da work place. I (Ms. Mudge) knew rite away wat it wuz since I'ze da Senior Cat in da houze. Da Shadow has camped out on top of it now and won't let uz near but da Sekretary got some good...

Hihi Kitties! My gud fren Cleopatra - whoze now my sisfur-in law - an myownself wood like to infite the entire community for owr sekond annual Kissamouse 'venture. Las yeer's ORIENT EGGSPRESS 'venture was such gud fun an so enjoyable, dat Cleo an myownself finks dat we shud do it effurry...

HiHi Kittiez! I'ze pakin fur da trip, goin to Paris tonitw. Tiger, my luf, I'ze portin to yur howse later, den we can go togeffur, and wif yur clowder ifn dey wantz. Samanta an cuzzinz an Pitoonya: do you girlz wanna go shoppink tomorrow? Myownself is goink to take Tiger to da feline difision...

Hello, all our kitty-friends; Panda's not up to writing right now - or I guess rather, Panda is eating and I'm not up to translating properly. TED Bonnie just made a housecall to bring over more pain patches and shave another spot to put them on my poor Panda-girl. Late yesterday, the pathology...

so da hoomanz leaved, well we 'loowed diz kuz it waz ta hep send furry's aunt to da bridge... We knowz diz iz 'purrtanta hoomanz so we pured fur her anna efurithin, den dey wuz gona 'xtra day kuz furry wanted ta see hiz mom, ok we getz dat one alzo, butted dey iz gonna hafta be purnized...