What is that calming product? I think it's a spray? It calms newly introduced cats? I think I will need to get it, today. Hissing is down,keeping separated, right now kitten has run of house, p23nya in DH's computer office. Sylvia

There is a short series of films growing popular on the Internet about my cat. They're called the "Caspian" series and they're available under the short films listing at http://www.7MPictures.com: The films a "Caspian" "Caspian Continued" "Caspian's Crush"

I haz been trying ta gif yourownsef a real mousey, butted furry keeps findin dem anna gettin rid of demselfz, da furzt two i putted unner hisown chair atta table anna himself seed dem and dey went inna trash thingy, so tonite i helped one to da bridge butted i wanted it for yourownsef butted furry...

'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica. I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders, I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive. DA RULES so fur: Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun. Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.

"Winter Wonderland" Cybèle: C'mon cats, and widdle kittens, Oriane: Put on your scarves and your mittens Cybèle: A beautiful night! Oriane: The cat's delight! Both: Meowing in a winter wonderland! Cybèle: Sway bells wing, are you wistening, Oriane: In the lane, da snow is gwistening

I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like...

Please, make da rain stop! Paw and me is sitting at a truck stop in Arifurzona. Itz Saturday morning and we will be sitting here until Sunday noon. Dere is a wonderful, great, exciting big field next to da truck stop - we took our kitten walk dere yesfurday. So Paw and me has dis great opportunity...

Puddi Cat arrives a smidgeon early to look around the halls and admire everything that has been done. The food is prepared so beautifully by FluffyKits Catering and Ize see the musicians setting up over there and over there is a special place for the guestbook. Effuryfing looks wonderful - the...

so GM where do you want to have the parti? want to do it at the reservation where we are or do you want to skip it for now and have one at new year? Miss Violette, who just saw the suitcase and is NOT liking it at all

Deer we wiz all asleep on ad bed. Den I waked up cause I herd a noise. Gramby woke up nexdt kauz her herd da klozet door squeaking like itself duz when her openz it. Squeek, pause Squeak. After sefferal timez, her turned on da lite. Dere waz O T wiff boff hiz frunt pawz on da slidink door...

Well furends, My hooman, Fred, is going tonight to look at two Kitties. A young mother and her kitten and maybe thinkin about bringin them back here. They were rescue cats and has been in da OUT, but the rescuer says they should settle down and be indoor outdoor cats. Now, I'ze a feral Kitty and...

Deer Frenz: We haz been away furum da noosgroop furra wyle, an it is wif hevvy hartz dat we return tudae. We are furry sad tu report dat Junior wuz hewped tu da Bridj yesturdae at 4:40 PM Purcific tyme by TED Catherine and TED assistant Heather. He went furry kwyetly tu sleep in Meowmie's arms...

Well kittiez, it is now Kissamouse Day and many of you have had the opportunity to open your prezzies and you *still* don't know who your Sekrit Santa is, because they hid their identity so well. I don't want to keep any kittiez in suspense any longer, so to find out who your Sekrit Santa is, go...

ok diz here lizt issa same az winked kitteez but fur doz of ursefz whut haz says ursef iz spekal furndz... so ursef iza kuple butted ursefz haaze notted nowinced ursef iz winked yet... same infurmashun aza winked kitteez, Trudi

Despite da menny purrs dat shee receevd and da duvoted care ob da hoomins an her doggy da Bear, Sunrise gotted tired and din't wike eeting anymore. An shee wanned to see her Wink, da Winnie. Sew shee wen to da Bridj frum a deep gnap and will stay wiff mine Mommy an wiff her wink an awl ob our othr...

Tewmorruw, I will be 6 yurz old, n Meowmie just petted me n sayed she wuves me sew mutch n wunts me tew hab a Happy Birfday. Yew r awl inbited tew my purty. We will hab sum nip wine n sum nip yogurtz tew, iffen yew wantz ta come. I wud wuv tew see yew awl here Wuvs yew awl Mosey --Meowmie iz...

*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine* Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke, beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie felt dat deyre wuz no moor...

I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED...

Meowmy waz tell a freend abut diz newzgroop and da fun we haz here. He waz tryin tu remembr da poem about da stealthy black kitty dat kept been treeved by the treever dog who thot da kitty waz a tenniz ballz. Anybudy got dat peom? MizMudgie

In 1998 my House lost a very dear member and, that September, my small brown tabby volunteered to perform the Calling of Names at the third Jellicle Ball. I am very proud of the fact that she fulfilled this sad duty for thirteen Balls in all. I would like to volunteer one more time. I will, of...